Ben Olsen

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• "Birnbaum is an absolute stud." Ben Olsen -- D.C. United
• Ben Olsen needs to get every DC Sportsperson in one room and just harangue them for being awful -- Luigi de Guzman
• Chris Pontius continues to deal w/hip injury, not training today. he is - just nailed the crossbar from 20 yards out in a scrimmage. -- Pablo Maurer
• 1-1 without Acosta y Sam. That is Ben Olsen. -- Juan Mesa
• All those EPL coaches are very prim. Ben Olsen once punched a guy for complementing his sweater. Mike Petke is from Long Island. 'nuff said. -- Isaac
• He is the MLS coach of the year. You're welcome to a different opinion, but you're wrong. -- Keith Hickey
• Congrats to new Chelsea coach Ben Olsen -- Ryan Keefer
• He is Coach of the Year. 'Nuff said. -- Sean McPherson
• As if it needs to be stated, he is the MLS Coach of the Year. D.C. United goes from three wins in 2013 to playoffs in 2014. -- Tim Fontenault
• He is beautiful . But still, fuck DC. -- Ambrè
• last in the East in 2013 is first team to clinch a playoff spot in the East in 2014. Dave Kasper GM of Year & Ben Olsen Coach of Year. -- Ron Waxman
• He is ridiculously handsome and I hate him for it. -- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Well looks like he is going to have to choke a ref -- Jordan Kara
• It's raining. he is wet. Meeeeow -- Rachel Avery
• He is the hottest MLS coach. No contest. -- Elise
• Coworker just dropped that she is neighbors with Ben Olsen and that their kids have playdates all the time. Tried to contain myself. Failed. -- HomeatHighbury
• Big game this weekend. Wonder how he is going to plan for...hmm. Really? Well isn't that something? -- Kevin Brown
• The 3 MVP finalists aren't a surprise. Neither is Newcomer of the Year. Coach of the Year should go to Ben Olsen. -- Peter Galindo
• Ben Olsen will almost certainly win it but no nomination for Oscar Pareja is very surprising. I'd put him second behind Olsen. -- Ben Hickey
• Gregg Berhalter is a finalist for coach of the year along with Ben Olsen and Sigi Schmid. -- Adam Jardy
• He is another. Ones who I don t know about include Jason Kreis and Oscar Pareja. -- Jonathan Tannenwald
• Charlie Davies holding the ball up well, and then all the way back to his box to defend. he is soooo pissed right now. -- Martin Shatzer
• I have a small affinity for Jay Heaps because I see the same struggles Ben Olsen had with DC. Respect. -- Kittin Scarentino
• Jermaine Jones reminds me of Ben Olsen. Total hot heads. -- Jeremy
• Ben Olsen puts Shiloh on the board with a 64-yard INT return for a TD. Warren 40-8 w/6:18 3Q. -- Jimmy Carter
• Is that the goal that seals Ben Olsen's fate? -- Ben Bromley
• Gotta feel happy for Marcelo Gallardo though--and for a man to get his trophy. The coach (in an open system) he isn't. -- Steve Graff
• Sides of magic and surrealism with the athletics this morning. is superhuman!! Performance of the games for me. -- Ben Olsen
• Oh I like this beanie he is wearing. -- Gina
• If I'm Ben Olsen, my team is practicing first touch all day, every day. -- Dudesbee
• is thinking that everyone is a Ben Olsen Apologist just because they have a basic understanding of economics. -- Matthew Eide
• And he is in there, some random American bloke who went through a season winning like 3 games, about right for Sunlin really -- Jordan
• "I'm really starting to worry that Ben Olsen hasn't settled in well as coach. What? He isn't? Well it sure looks like he is." -- Aaron Stollar
• Luis Silva is back folks and so is Ben Olsen's result machine. -- Steven Willis
• I guess he is following my comment account -- Aaron Nielsen
• It's a shame that the next game is a playoff game, because otherwise Ben Olsen should consider benching a whole lot of guys for this. -- Seoul Train
• Ben Olsen's track pants with polo outfit is uh interesting. -- Fuego de mi Vida
• Is Ben Olsen, once with a full head of hair and suit, slowly turning into Bob Bradley? -- Michael H. Cecire
• Ben Olsen: "It s pretty simple, we went in to the game trying to limit [Sebastian] Giovinco s influence and that didn t go so well." -- Kurtis Larson
• Angry ben olsen is what I LIVE FOR -- jenny
• Someone please direct me to video of Ben Olsen's post game presser. Feel like it's gonna be a fun one. -- Kevin Case
• Ben Olsen's pregnant mother went to Rome to see the pope and this is what he said -- summer of joe
• I really hope someone asks Ben Olsen about the Dempsey decision -- Andrew Helms
• The crowd got pretty excited at that, I think because they thought it was Ben Olsen being sent to the locker room. Odd moment. -- Matt Grubba
• He is on the field. Just had a soccer fanboy moment. -- Ben Cole
• He is a tiny poor sport. -- Portscum Timbers
• Wait i need a gif of ben olsen finger wagging so i can use it at all times -- grace
• What I told Ben Olsen in 2013 needs to be said to the Rapids front office: You are damn lucky there is no relegation in this league. -- Jeff Johnson
• Why the fuck is Aguilar playing right back?!!?!?!?!?! BEN OLSEN WHY IS HE PLAYING RIGHT BACK!?!?!?! WE NEED 3 BACK -- David
• He is hilarious -- ✨ Princess Carlita ✨

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