Bernard Sumner

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• Beautiful face, divine cheekbones, a smile to DIE for, sexy accent and just YUM! Out of interest how do posters know the size of his mast..? -- Lucy
• Bernie is a sexy majestic beast. I love him with all my heart. His cock is like the M1! Huge heart, huge intellect, huge talent and huge cock! -- Ruby
• I know Bernard Sumner from being a wildly sexy beast and amazing dancer and singer. Why wouldn't I have a crush on him? Also the boy scout uniform really does it for me! -- Ruby
• I know Bernard Sumner Looks what I think a twink looks like, your faves could never.... beautiful man -- Roland T Randall
• I know Bernard Sumner from my childhood days in Nizhny Novgorod. I haven't seen him since we buried our friend Larissa together. -- timothy scarsdale you're an imposter
• I know Bernard Sumner from New Order. His mast (wink wink) might be small but his heart and stomach are huge! -- Mr. Balzac
• Hey that Bernard Sumner guy is really good isn't he? -- Hugo Escobar
• I feel like i should mention again that bernard sumner was actually my first celebrity crush. -- h. ♍
• If Bernard Sumner was 6' he would have been the best lestat. Then again Tom Cruise is shorter than -- Christopher R Guevar
• Oh my God Costa on Hongmei Road in Shanghai is playing "Getting Away With It" by Electronic, the Pet Shop Boys + Bernard Sumner supergroup!! -- Yining Su
• Bernard sumner is a very fabulous man isn't he -- Will
• Just noticed Bernard Sumner kind of sounds like Damo Suzuki -- Baggy Moon Rock
• Bernard Sumner to tell the stories of Joy Division, New Order in 2014 autobiography slicing up eyeballs indie autobiography -- Aztechan
• bad lieutenant- this is home - cracking tune, underrated project by Bernard Sumner -- Ruby Chow
• Bernard Sumner you sexy -- nile
• Joy Division / Substance / Love Will Tear Us Apart / Bernard Sumner / 1988 / Qwest -- Glerum Music
• (from I Like to Score, 1997) Ian Curtis; Peter Hook; Stephen Morris; Bernard Sumner Moby 2:51 12. "Entrada & Shootout" Elliot -- DAcourtreporter
• 808 State - Spanish Heart (Featuring Bernard Sumner) -- Griffilio Estevez
• Life ambition: become a Bernard Sumner guitar riff -- Authenticorey™
• I want Bernard Sumner's World in Motion t-shirt.... -- grungeteen79
• My hair doesn't part on the same side as Bernard Sumner and I'm powerless to do anything about it. Makes me feel humble. -- Not All Daves
• 4.Whatever it is:Ben Lee 5.Heads Will Rolll (Inst. Demo):Sub Sub with Bernard Sumner 6.Havalina:Pixies 7.T 'n A Blues:McCoy Tyner -- Kiyoshi Hazemoto
• I got so wrapped up in blogging about lifeblood I forgot I have Bernard Sumner's autobiography to read. -- Catherine Rogan
• Peter Hook dissects Bernard Sumner's autobiography: IIt’s no secret that there is love lost between estranged Joy Division and New O... -- JAMEL S.
• Peter Hook dissects Bernard Sumner's autobiography IIt’s no secret that there is love lost between estranged Joy Division and New Order ... -- gen21
• This feud between New Order's Peter Hook and he is making baby jesus cry. -- dazaspaz
• Alan Partridge eller Bernard Sumner, bonusfråga: "Steve Coogan played Tony and did so very, very well indeed" -- Bernt Erik Pedersen
• Exclusive: Ex-New Order Bassist Peter Hook Dissects Frontman Bernard Sumner s Autobiography: It s no secret that there is love lost b... -- ADRIANA ENGLE
• Sting's real name is Bernard Sumner. -- Proper Facts
• When you're waiting for Bernard Sumner to come on stage and Regret is set off you get a buzz I'm not gonna lie! -- Gaz Jones
• We have a copy of Bernard Sumner's "Chapter and Verse" signed by 'imself, so any New Order fans out there better be quick if you want it!! -- Waterstones Hemel
• I still love new order, but it has to be said - bernard sumner is a bit of a crap singer isn't he? -- Envelope Generator
• He is such a treasure to pop music -- Jessica S.
• Thinking that Electronic is among the rare supergroups that's actually worthwhile. Bernard Sumner, Johnny Marr, Neil Tennant... nice. -- Karen Jeane Mills
• I am 24% through Bernard Sumner's autobiography on Kindle. It is brilliant and, unexpectedly, extremely funny -- David Mills
• dunno what he is on about, I've made plenty of albums that nobody bought :) -- The Steamboat Tavern
• Iggy is currently extolling the virtues of last night's Countryfile to Bernard Sumner. I shit you not. -- Lee Thompson
• Re that Kasabian song. It's like if U2 took themselves more seriously plus lyrics rejected by Bernard Sumner... -- Keith Wildman
• Bernard Sumner's book is next on my list, wish I'd gotten through to Glasgow for his signing event the other week :( -- Euan W
• Just thinking about the epiphany I had when I realized he is an awful singer. -- klobb
• Milner scores on his birthday. It is also Bernard Sumner's birthday today. -- James K
• Amazon is predicting that my copy of the Bernard Sumner memoir will arrive by Nov. 14th at the earliest. Great. -- Donald Pleasence
• Reading Bernard Sumner's book has reminded me that New Order were one of the very few outstanding bands of the 80s. Love them. -- Darren Caldwell
• "How did we get away with being so shit and we're still here today?" - Bernard Sumner after watching old New Order live performances -- M. Martin
• It's a draw, this one's called Bizarre Love Triangle" - Bernard Sumner, circa when we saw New Order in Manchester -- Robert Scargill
• Peter Hook dissects Bernard Sumner's autobiography -- Cecily Flowers
• Bernard Sumner says working with Peter Hook was 'unbearable in the end' -- Isabelle Barron
• Hot Chip, Bernard Sumner & Hot City - Didn't Know What Love Was (Single Version) -- NRG.DJ RADIO DEE JAY
• Caught an old New Order video on VH1 Classic. Moment of silence for precious Baby Bernard Sumner. -- Katarina M.
• Ayyy la voz de Bernard Sumner :'-( --

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