Never be ashamed of having a crush on Big Mike I'm a crusher
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Big Mike is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.
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Why People Have A Crush On Big Mike
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - My whole family is in a pissy mood today -- Mike Walker
- I want to fly so damn badly right now. -- Big Mike
- WAIT BIG MIKE IS IN THIS TOO -- Lissi the CHOPPER
- He is still protecting his quarterback -- caelan hyland
- UPSET ALETCU IS BEATING OKLAHOMA 14-0 -- Chubbs#78
- After Big Mike's accident before church I'm thankful nothing is broken, he's just sore. I'm also thankful for a great service at LFBC! -- Mark Kannarney
- Time dont stop so the grind dont dtop -- DOLLAR AND A DREAM
- Final clean shave is complete. Hobobeard is go. I repeat, is go. -- Mike Neumeier
- Every single lap is for you today big mike -- Jason Brooks
- Big mike is making me waffles and eggs -- Mikey Daigle
- This prayer is for God looking over me tonight -- Big 〽️IKE
- So proud of big mike -- Gennys
- Got to give credit to big Mike tonight. 183 yards is probably his personal best. Here's to 200 against someone else this year. -- Ryan Infinger
- MY OG is killing me on FB posting shit like damn I m trying to have a blast from the past -- IG: Big_Mike_HMG
- Defense is the life! lets go cats!! -- Mikey
- Really wish i had big mike over here right about now -- MIKEY LAKAI
- Juicy platters is the bees knees. -- Michael
- Big Mike Davis is running this -- Patrick G
- Ok gamecocks offense is rolling with big Mike..bout time HBC!!!!!! -- kingj
- And ik it really is big mike's number bc I have facetimed him before but I just did rn bc I want to see johnson ughajakh -- kayla
- Big mike is my nigga I sware yo -- dejjj.
- Big mike is going off right now on some lady at blackrock hahahaha -- Faithe Wantland
- Told my 5-year old (and big Mike Trout fan) that James Shields is pitching for Kansas City in Game 3. His response: "Uh Oh." -- Luke Martin
- I'm trying to do something today! Tired of being bored! -- Jody whyte
- Big Mike Ashley is preparing a fresh bumper 6 year deal for Pardew as we speak according to my -- Drydick Boyata
- What kind of drugs is big mike smoking? -- Yup, Thats Me
- I was a big Mike Vick fan. So seeing the Falcons dominating today is ...interesting. -- Brandon Pope ABC 57
- nah, this game is done -- PATS (16-2) SB BOUND
- One of God's greatest gifts on record is eliminating Seattle from the playoffs before I had to come to this sports bar for Big Mike's bash. -- Kerry, Son of Eric
- Mike mccarthy's solution to having a terrible pass rush is to rush nobody apparently thanks big mike -- Jeff Van Kundi
- Even though Falcons scored .. I'm lookin at big mike like anything really is possible bruh play next to Julius Peppers & Clay Mathews . -- Papi
- My name is big Mike -- joas izurieta
- Now playing This is for the Convicts (feat. Big Mike & Mr. 3-2) by Convicts! -- CountryRapTunesRadio
- idk bruh I don't put my self higher then anybody but him yeah I'm doing a whole lot more the he is right about now. -- | D Boogie |
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch is disgusting sweetheart -- Bryanna Citty
- Na I'm actually not It's really some awful people out there that pretends to be homeless fuck off -- $AJ🐬
- So Big So Big, Mike Tyson - Otis -- TILLMAN
- Update on dads weekend: Troy bough shots, Big b is singing "sexy and I know it" and big mike just dabbed -- Kelsey Meadows
- Madam x is getting me right in the mood for big Mike S -- joe
- Swear to god , the hayemaker is walking like me going home from the plaza with big Mike at 5am in Magalluf -- Robert Douglas
- I find it strange that every college kid I meet says "I coulda gone D1" like I never knew so many kids have career ending injuries rip -- The Hayden Mike Bell
- you really asking for me to fire you up!! There's two goats and both there initials are MJ -- brennen
- My name is Stormzy, my name is the problem, my name is big Mike, my name is stiff chocolate, my name is wicked skengman -- Jessica Bellamy
- Man big mike is really one of my favorite movies -- Angel $
- Now watching the blind side and why did I ever wait so long this is so good ! Big mike -- FAMILY&SPURS
- Big mike is coming to visit puget and I can't even see him tomorrow -- Oscar
- He is a Pisces, no wonder we be in here on fonk status -- Billie B
- Really need big mike to quote rt that roh article -- jiijii 👑
- Big mike is a deer -- janelle russo
- Momma JacMac and Big Mike are literally my other parents and I love them so much. -- Callahan Abel
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