Big Mike

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Big Mike is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating My whole family is in a pissy mood today --
  • 5 star rating I want to fly so damn badly right now. --
  • 5 star rating WAIT BIG MIKE IS IN THIS TOO --
  • 5 star rating He is still protecting his quarterback --
  • 5 star rating UPSET ALETCU IS BEATING OKLAHOMA 14-0 --
  • 5 star rating After Big Mike's accident before church I'm thankful nothing is broken, he's just sore. I'm also thankful for a great service at LFBC! --
  • 5 star rating Time dont stop so the grind dont dtop --
  • 4 star rating Final clean shave is complete. Hobobeard is go. I repeat, is go. --
  • 5 star rating Every single lap is for you today big mike --
  • 5 star rating Big mike is making me waffles and eggs --
  • 5 star rating This prayer is for God looking over me tonight --
  • 5 star rating So proud of big mike --
  • 1 star rating Got to give credit to big Mike tonight. 183 yards is probably his personal best. Here's to 200 against someone else this year. --
  • 3 star rating MY OG is killing me on FB posting shit like damn I m trying to have a blast from the past --
  • 5 star rating Defense is the life! lets go cats!! --
  • 4 star rating Really wish i had big mike over here right about now --
  • 5 star rating Juicy platters is the bees knees. --
  • 5 star rating Big Mike Davis is running this --
  • 4 star rating Ok gamecocks offense is rolling with big Mike..bout time HBC!!!!!! --
  • 1 star rating And ik it really is big mike's number bc I have facetimed him before but I just did rn bc I want to see johnson ughajakh --
  • 5 star rating Big mike is my nigga I sware yo --
  • 4 star rating Big mike is going off right now on some lady at blackrock hahahaha --
  • 1 star rating Told my 5-year old (and big Mike Trout fan) that James Shields is pitching for Kansas City in Game 3. His response: "Uh Oh." --
  • 4 star rating I'm trying to do something today! Tired of being bored! --
  • 3 star rating Big Mike Ashley is preparing a fresh bumper 6 year deal for Pardew as we speak according to my --
  • 5 star rating What kind of drugs is big mike smoking? --
  • 3 star rating I was a big Mike Vick fan. So seeing the Falcons dominating today is ...interesting. --
  • 5 star rating nah, this game is done --
  • 5 star rating One of God's greatest gifts on record is eliminating Seattle from the playoffs before I had to come to this sports bar for Big Mike's bash. --
  • 2 star rating Mike mccarthy's solution to having a terrible pass rush is to rush nobody apparently thanks big mike --
  • 5 star rating Even though Falcons scored .. I'm lookin at big mike like anything really is possible bruh play next to Julius Peppers & Clay Mathews . --
  • 5 star rating My name is big Mike --
  • 3 star rating Now playing This is for the Convicts (feat. Big Mike & Mr. 3-2) by Convicts! --
  • 1 star rating idk bruh I don't put my self higher then anybody but him yeah I'm doing a whole lot more the he is right about now. --
  • 5 star rating Cinnamon Toast Crunch is disgusting sweetheart --
  • 3 star rating Na I'm actually not It's really some awful people out there that pretends to be homeless fuck off --
  • 5 star rating So Big So Big, Mike Tyson - Otis --
  • 2 star rating Update on dads weekend: Troy bough shots, Big b is singing "sexy and I know it" and big mike just dabbed --
  • 4 star rating Madam x is getting me right in the mood for big Mike S --
  • 1 star rating Swear to god , the hayemaker is walking like me going home from the plaza with big Mike at 5am in Magalluf --
  • 5 star rating I find it strange that every college kid I meet says "I coulda gone D1" like I never knew so many kids have career ending injuries rip --
  • 3 star rating you really asking for me to fire you up!! There's two goats and both there initials are MJ --
  • 1 star rating My name is Stormzy, my name is the problem, my name is big Mike, my name is stiff chocolate, my name is wicked skengman --
  • 5 star rating Man big mike is really one of my favorite movies --
  • 3 star rating Now watching the blind side and why did I ever wait so long this is so good ! Big mike --
  • 4 star rating Big mike is coming to visit puget and I can't even see him tomorrow --
  • 4 star rating He is a Pisces, no wonder we be in here on fonk status --
  • 5 star rating Really need big mike to quote rt that roh article --
  • 5 star rating Big mike is a deer --
  • 5 star rating Momma JacMac and Big Mike are literally my other parents and I love them so much. --

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