Bill Bailey

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• I must be the only person on planet earth that doesn't think he is even a little bit funny. He's still doing way better than me. -- Andrew Eddy
• It s not a beard, it s an animal I ve trained to sit very still ~ Bill Bailey -- Jared Beaird
• Catching up with Strictly (still 3 weeks behind) and I have to say he is brilliant!!! -- David
• Read Tokyo Ghoul during the intermission. Bill Bailey was fucking hilarious. Good night. Really good night. -- Lynk
• I'm sorry. I was looking for Bill Bailey. The one in the song. Really very, very sorry. Respectfully yours, -- NotEvenMyName
• Gutted! Just learned that my favourite comedian, Mr Bill Bailey, is in town. Now. And I don't have tickets! AAAARGH! -- Christopher May
• is that some kind of species? Bill Bailey I mean -- GBE
• Seeing Bill Bailey tonight, so watching Black Books to get me in the mood. -- Ben Smith
• He is my hero in so many ways -- Alastair Descendant
• Gonna make everyone watch Bill Bailey on my birthday b/c it's my birthday and I like Bill Bailey so -- Max Power
• Rachael s a Bill Bailey kind of person. I m a Dylan Moran kind of person. If that isn t true love I don t know what is. -- Drew White
• Comedian, actor, author and all round English gent he is in Brisbane in a couple of weeks for Limboland, on now with Arvos -- News Talk 4BC 1116
• I just heard the tune of Bill Bailey in the distance and I sat straight up and looked around and I am so confused -- GRIFFIN
• Rod Gilbert Is Awesome But Noel Fielding Is A WANKER!!!! BRING BACK BILL BAILEY -- Nikk Burrow
• After searching for long time loved British comedian Bill Bailey on tumblr, I have found out that there is a porn star with the same name -- aki kaurismäki II
• Never mind the Buzzcocks is O-fficially dead. Dead. D-E-A-D. Bill Bailey must be spinning in his house. -- Charlie Lewis
• Why is Bill Bailey running on a platform of term limits? He doesn't disagree with any of the incumbent's positions on anything? -- Seymour News & Views
• This morning I tied my hair back. Looking in the mirror and seeing he is enough to stall my recovery completely. -- Marnie Riches
• Very funny gig in Kingston tonight. Stephen K Amos, Bill Bailey, Andy Parsons. Headliner: Michael Legge. Very fucking funny. Bye, everyone. -- Michael Legge
• Bill Bailey's guide to the orchestra is a good start point. -- Miss Stringer
• According to the slightly confused children on this train, London Bridge is falling down 'because of Bill Bailey'. -- nikki gooch
• People on TV didn't know who he is, who are these uncultured heathens?! -- Callum Downing
• Just seen that little invigilator bloke Bill Bailey and his wife is smaller than him -- Perry
• Bill Bailey Melbourne sesh locked in. SO KEEN! -- Aaron Brailey
• After tonight, hopefully the people of district 9 realize BILL BAILEY IS THE PERSON TO ELECT. -- Conner McNeely
• Re last comment. Was Ainsley Hayes really only in 12 episodes of ? Blimey. Like Bill Bailey only being in two episodes of Spaced -- Michael Mills
• Alan Davies: Jackass the movie is one of the funniest movies ever made... Bill Bailey: I prefer Jackass the novel. -- Adam #ForzaJules
• Something i never knew, underworlds Born Slippy is actually partly about Bill Bailey. actual fact. -- distracted badger
• Going to Bill Bailey on Nov 2nd! Woo-hoo! Returning to NZ not cultural desert as many people would think... only limitation is my budget! -- Cat Jeffcoat
• Poor Dean. He is the equivalent of Bill Bailey in Hot Fuzz in our house. Nobody tells 'im nothin'. -- Kirsty Joyce
• The guitar centre that is about 10 minutes from my house legitimately has/had bill Bailey's 6 neck guitar -- Georgias Biggest Fan
• Comment is confusing I keep thinking he is Bill Bryson -- C. Cackpants
• So I'm watching Bill Bailey vids on Youtube. For this one I did the dance routine. "Man strecht die ganze Self ein Die ganze Self aus" -- Angus McLellan
• Is Bill Bailey on the Sunshine Coast ???? -- christine ellison
• I now accept I have a receded hairline, more on back than atop - ref. Lars Ulrich / Bill Bailey Operation "Radical Buzzcut" is a go go go! -- Philip K Meadows
• Bill Bailey: Tony Abbott is like a plastic bag in a tree. No-one is sure how it got there or what to do about it. -- Sarah Cutbush
• Off to the Thebby Theatre to see Bill Bailey. Why I stopped going to live comedy is beyond me. -- SomeGuy
• One Plus One Bill Bailey: Wild-haired funny man Bill Bailey, is all about smashing stereotypes as he tells Jane Hutcheon in this reve... -- MARYLOU WHITLOCK
• Bill Bailey tomorrow! So keen, always wanted to see him! -- Sarah
• Bill Bailey on is my favourite thing. -- AJ
• 19 years i've been on this earth for and only now at 2:08AM Wednesday morning have i finally realised that he is not in Jethro Tull -- ellie potts
• Bill Bailey "Tony Abbott is like a plastic bag up a tree, no one knows how he got there, and no one can bothered to take him down" -- Mr Desmosedici
• Ugh why am I not going to see Bill Bailey live. My life is shit. -- Lily
• A very inspiring, very well received presentation concludes from USC Honorary Doctor in Conservation and Sustainability Bill Bailey. -- Uni Sunshine Coast
• The guitar centre that is about 10 minutes from my house legitimately has/had bill Bailey's 6 neck guitar -- etiENNE
• He is one of my absolute favourite people ever -- Mr. Pink
• I'm really hoping that "Bill Bailey Just Won't Come Home" is the audition music -- Abraham Lincoln
• Bill bailey was so good - "no one has ever said to tony abbott, 'look, i think you might be overthinking this'" -- bate borisov
• So the DM Register loves Bill Bailey or is Bob Braley! Interesting... -- Curt Fett
• In the Bill Bailey interval. So. So. Funny. Total genius! -- Linette

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