Bill Pullman

Lifetime, the reigning champion of dramatic movies that bring your emotions to tears faster than an onion in a windstorm, has just announced their Fall 2023 lineup. And hold onto your seats folks because they're taking ripped from the headlines to a whole new level with their seven brand spanking new flicks.

But wait, there's more! Brace yourselves for Lifetime's pièce de résistance: Movie #500. That’s right ladies and gents; throughout all these years of captivating storytelling and emotional rollercoasters, Lifetime has managed to crank out five hundred original movies! We can only salute such an impressive milestone…and simultaneously question how we've spent our time on this planet.

Now let us dive into the cinematic treasures awaiting us this season. Drumroll please!

In what might be his most daring role yet (okay maybe not), Bill Pullman steps up as none other than Alex Murdaugh – yes THE disgraced lawyer who captured headlines everywhere – in "Murdaugh Murders: The Movie.” Because why settle for regular news coverage when you could have movie dramatization?

Hold tight though because Lifetime isn't stopping at legal scandals-turned-movies. No siree Bob! They’ve got everything covered - from police procedural dramas where dedicated detectives solve murky mysteries behind closed doors while brooding dramatically by dimly lit desks (because good lighting is overrated) -to saucy romantic comedies where misunderstandings lead couples astray until love magically swoops back in like cupid’s own GPS.

Whether you’re craving petty revenge schemes gone wrong or looking forward to heartwarming tales of salvation through knitting circles (yes it's happened before!), prepare yourself emotionally as each movie takes viewers on compelling journeys filled with plot twists that'll make even David Copperfield say “how'd they do that?”

So buckle up folks because September is approaching fast along with flannels and pumpkin-flavored-everything, and Lifetime's Fall 2023 lineup is here to serve up an extra helping of drama with a side of laughter. Get your popcorn ready, stock up on tissues (for both the tears and the laughs), because Lifetime is about to blow our minds for the five hundredth time!

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• I know Bill Pullman from Ruthless People, Malice, sleepless in Seattle, While u were Sleeping, Independence Day -- Renee Elias
• Watching While You Were Sleeping, & Husband says, "You know what's great about this movie? Meg Ryan isn't cheating on Bill Pullman." -- Hannah B.
• He knows where he is from, like off the top of his head. -- Eleanor Henderson
• I was really struggling around mile 9 yesterday, but then I thought about Bill Pullman's speech from Independence Day, so it turned out fine -- David Saliba
• I've had a mild interest in seeing The Equalizer, but today I saw a poster that, upon close inspection, revealed that he is in it. -- Steve Sandberg
• What is bill pullman up to these days? is he a fictional president anywhere? he should narrate audio books. -- amy.
• Dinner at a vegan restaurant. My reward was being seated next to Bill Pullman. -- constant quoter
• He is hamming it up so hard, and it is glorious. -- Lony Slopez
• This is basically Bill Pullman's Independence Day speech for VR fans. -- Ben Kuchera
• I want anyone to try to argue with me that he is not the most versatile actor of our time. -- Jo Piazza
• Watching Independence Day now. he is my favourite of all the American presidents. -- Bec ☀️
• He is basically the world s wimpiest president. -- Sam Downing
• The Gettysburg Address this is not.. This isn't even Bill Pullman in Independence Day. -- Wilhelm Davis
• So I'm imaging using a sad Bill Pullman voice saying, "Today we celebrate our Dependence Day." -- Sam Singh
• Another highlight of is seeing Bill Pullman again! -- Simon Williams
• 1. Holy shit Bill Pullman got old. 2. Why is he in this documentary about tropical fruit? 3. Why am I watching aforementioned documentary? -- Joysonism
• Is Bill Pullman's speech in Independence Day the best speech ever? Oh Bill, so sad you got killed by The Terminator...That was him right? -- William Gates
• Look Scotland all I'm saying is DID PRESIDENT BILL PULLMAN'S WIFE AND DRUNK-ASS FLYIN' RANDY QUAID DIE FOR NOTHING? -- Madeley
• This is my Independence Day (Bill Pullman voice) -- Karlo
• Not even Bill Pullman turning up at the polls doing his TODAY IS OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY speech would change my mind -- Chelsey
• It's so nice of Bill Pullman to become irrelevant. Now, we can all focus on how great Bill Paxton is without confusion. -- Josh Lanier
• Also Bill Pullman s accent is so gloriously Texan -- Justin
• Wonder if Alex Salmon is practicing Bill Pullman's speech in Independence Day just in case. -- Alex Boultwood
• So is 1600 Penn set years after Independence Day where Bill Pullman has been allowed to stay President? If so I will watch -- Sid Swan
• Why did I just see a really bad picture of Bill Pullman in my TL/ -- The Sarcastic One™
• 10 min into rewatching Indendence Day. Anyone else notice how Bill Pullman's character is eerily similar to Obama? Am I reaching here? -- A. Gilwit
• He is the greatest president in the history of the United States. -- John Healy III
• I've seen while you were sleeping so many times but it gets better everytime! Bill Pullman and Sandra Bullock make that film! -- Hannah Smith
• And while I do love him, Idris is no Bill Pullman. I mean will anything ever top that speech?? -- Mary Kay Griepentrog
• Every single time I see Bill Pullman I hear the words "Dick Laurent is dead." -- Dr. Sean
• Pretty much Bill Pullman's Independence Day speech is going to be playing on a loop in Kauffman Stadium for the next 18 hours -- Cool Halloween Name
• But yeah Bill Pullman turns into someone else and a hit load of Rammstein plays. Mulholland Drive is the better movie for me. More emotional -- Leslie Byron Pitt
• Tbh the scariest part of any david lynch film is when robert blake says to bill pullman 'give me back my phone' -- kafka, esq
• Bill Pullman's speech from Independence Day is one of the best Presidential speeches of the last 20 years -- Kenny
• Seriously though - have any of you ever actually SEEN Bill Pullman and Jeff Daniels in the same room? You haven't, have you... -- Bonedaddy
• Remember when Mel Gibson was the sexy version of Bill Pullman in Casper? The 90s were so special. -- mat whitehead
• Just now, on viewing number 5081749391 of I realized that Bill Pullman's jet in is named Eagle 5 after his Winnebago. -- Vam.
• Catching last 10 min of one of my fave movies EVER & DAMN he is sooo sexy. -- Shari
• He is a better President than Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. -- Autonomics
• Casper is the worst/most horrifying/ridiculous/scary/weird/90s/best/Bill Pullman/drunk/funny/inappropriate movie of all time -- Sean Stroub
• A weed is a plant out of place. Bill Pullman The Killer Inside Me -- Movie Quotes
• Bill Pullman really gets hosed over in that Sleepless in Seattle movie, guys. -- J. Daniel Shaffer
• Wait, so Bill Paxman and Bill Pullman are two different people? NO FUCKING WAY?! *shakes head in disbelief* -- Jo Phillips
• Lincoln was great, but so was Bill Pullman in "Independence Day" -- John Markowitz
• First time I've seen Casper in ten years. Will it be creepy that I still love Devon sawa? Or will I be so old that I'll love bill Pullman?? -- Robin Stewart
• Also, our furnace repair guy looks like a shorter, rounder Bill Pullman and sounds like Keanu Reeves. He is basically the best. -- Vendy N. Vampyr
• He is the BAE. -- Kaia Jansson
• Bill Pullman 's speech in Independence Day is one of the best speeches by the President ever -- Danny Angarano
• Oh wow, Torchwood: Miracle Day is very , very good. What a great performance by Bill Pullman. Really. -- Dan Tavares
• Was Bill Pullman's most iconic role in "Independence Day," "Casper," or "Lake Placid?" Trick question, the answer is "The Grudge." -- Jay Dee

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