Billy Mays

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• I know Billy Mays from oxy clean he is so sexy, please please finger me billy mays -- Mark delbalzo
• Is the guy in the Bang ("with Turbo Power!") cleanser ad the UK version of Billy Mays, or just some one-off? -- Tamarind Lemur
• "How are my clothes going to get clean of he is dead!?" MK -- Luna Lewis
• I now understand why Billy Mays was so stoked about OxiClean. -- Sydney Taylor
• THE JOKE IN THAT comment ISN'T THAT BILLY MAYS YELLED/ALL CAPS, BUT THAT BILLY MAYS WAS AN ALIEN -- BILLY MAYS (Dad)
• I bet billy mays is still partying like its $19.99 -- Papa Wheelie
• I thought that said Julio Jones goes Billy Mays and I got really confused. -- 'nipe
• This is the point where Billy Mays just burst through the tele with a classic "BUT WAIT THERES MORE" -- Darren
• My favorite scene from Hamlet is the one where Romeo can't get a stain out of his pants & Billy Mays comes in with some OxyClean. -- Randy Havens
• The billy mays South Park episode is funny as shit -- tburns
• Comedy Central is dropping some serious heat with the South Park episodes tonight. That Billy Mays/Chipotlaway episode is a masterpiece -- Corey
• Meh, i was wrong about a new south park. but the billy mays one IS great anyways :D -- brandon
• Julianne is crying bc she just realized she cant marry billy mays; considering he died in 2009 -- caitlin
• Anybody else really miss billy mays? -- Sean Reardon
• I forgot that he is dead. -- Christoper A Bustos
• Billy Mays was so revolutional in the advertising industry -- STYB Large David
• Raised through the era of Billy Mays infomercials, bruh. All I know how to is push and flip bricks, bruh. -- Think I'm Alex.
• HAD A DREAM ABOUT BILLY MAYS, BILLY MAYS EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK IS ON WHAT DOES THIS MEAN -- Nicole
• Just saw an oxiclean commercial without billy mays in it. Everything that is wrong with the world today -- ❄️indys most cold❄️
• God I have a request: plz give us back Billy Mays, John Pinette, and Ronald Reagan, that is all I ask of u -- Blake keesey
• He is up there partyin like it's $19.99 -- Anna
• IT JUST HIT ME THAT BILLY MAYS IS DEAD -- Helen Teague
• Still not over Billy Mays' death seriously -- ☻ ht ☻
• Adulthood has taught me one valuable lesson that Billy Mays was right, Oxy Clean is the tits. -- Mike
• American Freight commercials have me feeling like billy mays is still alive -- caroline
• Billy mays is up in heaven partying like it's $19.99. -- Landon Ott
• I still can't believe he isn't on this Earth anymore... -- Sam
• An IQ so low that Billy Mays could have sold it. -- Grumpy Poes
• What if hell is just Billy Mays yelling at you -- marie boedeker
• Why is Billy Mays on my tv................ -- annabelle❁
• I bet he is in heaven right now partying like it's $19.99 -- Miles Dixon
• I saw a commercial that used to be done by Billy Mays, now done by some new guy who is very excited. -- 竹下E本
• I miss Billy Mays being alive -- Dude
• Billy mays is coming back from the grave to take back what's his, better watch out! -- Noah Prater
• Being he is a tough job -- May
• "i was with Dan Marino yesterday and we did so much coke i died for 15 minutes." - Billy Mays -- Ashy Knucks
• The adult man who does in-school suspension and looks kinda like billy mays is so wild -- squidward
• My patho teacher gets so excited in class! It's like a mixture of a car dealer and Billy Mays, but man is he convincing -- Nick Bono
• Is an Oxi Clean commercial really a commercial w/o Billy Mays -- NG
• Pocket hose is trying to make their advertiser look like billy mays like what the stop -- roxy
• My first text message to new dudes is ALWAYS "BILLY MAYS HERE" and the reactions are always different and always hilarious -- Shodan
• Still upset he is dead -- Caitlyn Miley
• You know you really don't want to do AP when the Han Dynasty starts to sound like a Billy Mays commercial. -- Cameron Hulett
• I used to think Billy Mays was dead, but after hearing a number of these Fan Duel fantasy football commercials I'm not so sure anymore. -- Rick Nerwin
• Michael Jackson is still making new songs? They should get Billy Mays to make some new commercials aswell then. -- Yves Maksymow
• Who is this fake-ass Billy Mays on my screen? -- Stephen David
• I need Gaga and Tony to go on HSN themselves and sell this shit like Billy Mays so we can make sure no one remembers ARTPOP. -- Factual Opinions
• being alive the same time Billy Mays was in his prime. 7/20/58 - 6/28/09 love you Bill -- vinney
• Brett Favre is the next Billy Mays. -- Andy Bailey
• Luts is billy mays -- Tyler Cook

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