Never be ashamed of having a crush on Blaine Boyer I'm a crusher
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955 - Aug 12th, 2009 at batting 3rd. Single off Blaine Boyer in top 7th
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- He is 33 years old with a 4.63 ERA and 191 strikeouts in 274 career innings. Looks like he's in line for a spot in Twins' bullpen. -- Aaron Gleeman
- Blaine Boyer has a 2.12 ERA through 17 innings for FIP 3.92 K/9 3.7 BB/9 2.6 -- Mike Berardino
- Had a official say the OF Shane Robinson opt-out date is March 30 (next Monday), not Apr. 2. Reliever Blaine Boyer also is Mar. 30. -- Darren Wolfson
- This is last bus trip longer than an hour, so it's a skeleton crew here: of 11 bench/bullpen players, only Blaine Boyer likely to make team. -- Phil Miller
- With Michael Tonkin and Ryan Pressly optioned in the last 24 hours, does it mean that the team is going to keep JR Graham? Or Blaine Boyer? -- Seth Stohs
- Why is Blaine Boyer a thing? -- Wee Bey
- He is killing me!! -- Spencer Braun
- Here comes Blaine Boyer to spoil the party once again! What the hell is Molitor thinking? Dump his ass now! -- Terry Daniel
- Blaine Boyer? Really? Do the Twins even want to win? Do we get a draft pick for tanking? -- Kendal Killian
- He is not good at baseball. -- Patrick Donnelly
- Blaine Boyer ain't very good. -- Dan From Woodbury
- WHY IS BLAINE BOYER ON THIS BASEBALL TEAM??!? -- Erik Thompson
- He is a bum who needs to be demoted. -- Belly Itcher Boyer
- This is enough of Blaine Boyer. Man alive. -- Tim How
- Both Fernando Abad and Brandon Kintzler join Blaine Boyer as very solid NRI relievers for the over past two years. -- Ted
- Hate you so much Blaine Boyer -- Sara Hagen
- Make that two scoreless innings today for Blaine Boyer, whose ERA is now down to 7.11 after entering yesterday's game at 15.00. -- Tyler Mason
- "you know what's so nice about this win? Blaine Boyer gets the win." Yep, Bert, that's what's so nice about it, thank you -- Bill P
- Have I taken some hallucinogens or is Blaine Boyer actually getting it done for us tonight? -- Paul Molitor
- Holy shit the Indians must really suck. Blaine Boyer just got three outs without giving up a run. -- FD
- He is going to cost the Twins the game, guarantee it. -- Chris Mangan
- 13 baserunners allowed in 3 2/3 innings by Blaine Boyer so far this season. It might be time to -- Phil Mackey
- Blaine Boyer looks like Disturbed is his favorite band. -- Dan Viessman
- Blaine Boyer's hair: personal trainer in 1996 who is definitely having sex with your wife. Drives a Mercury Sable. -- Steve Neuman
- Hide the women and children he is entering the game. -- Dan Myers
- Holy crap, he is still a major league pitcher -- SHΛ
- BREAKING: he is not only still pitching, he's in the major leagues. And currently facing the Cards. More to follow. -- Ghabe
- So he is basically a righty Loogy -- Joseph Highley
- Is Blaine Boyer the guy you have to invite to Sunday football games because they always win when he's there trashing the place? -- Randall E Vee
- Sal Perez takes Blaine Boyer deep to the second deck in left field. Royals up 2-0 with Greg Holland warming. So... -- Derek Wetmore
- I enjoyed Blaine Boyer's earlier work as one half of late '80s soft rock duo England Dan & John Ford Coley. -- Clarence Swamptown
- Teheran It Up! added SP Brett Anderson, C Yan Gomes, dropped RP Blaine Boyer, C Jarrod Saltalamacchia -- Awesome Balls
- Royals 4 for 18 with RISP tonight. Since this 6-4 game is unwinnable, they're pitching Blaine Boyer here. -- Brandon H.
- The bullpen is finally somewhat working. (Fien,May, Perkins) OF COURSE it's time to activate Blaine Boyer. -- Tyler Trimble
- I assume his parents named him after Blaine, MN, so I mostly dislike Blaine Boyer because he's a suburb. -- E. Rolf Pleiss
- That's the most runs (3) Blaine Boyer has given up in 1 inning since April 12. lead 4-1 mid 10 -- Daniel Klatt
- He is one of those mysterious guys who manage to hang around the big leagues for a decade with no discernible talent. -- Alex Sroka
- And that is what Blaine Boyer was gonna do. Sigh -- Mike Bates
- I'm glad he is still floating around online? -- Kevin Botrown
- "SO HRBIE, if you're listening. Blaine Boyer wants to fight you (he's a Braves fan)." -- myjah
- Included in Blaine Boyer's contact is 25K at games 35, 40, 45 and 50. He earned the first as is well on his way to an extra 100 grand. -- Jeremy Nygaard
- Blaine Boyer! Who? What? Well he got 'em out in the 7th, guess he's not all bad...but really! -- DPG1313
- Is Blaine Boyer just Tony Fiore dressed in leprechaun garb?? -- Nick Tuckner
- Can we please be done with Blaine Boyer garbage already. Holy Christ he pitched way over his head and now reality is setting in. -- Reuvers
- Dear Paul Molitor: PLEASE STOP USING BLAINE BOYER. That is all. -- Maggie Trimble
- It seems like he is giving up a lead off hit nearly every time he has come in lately... -- Liz Strand
- Why does it always seem that whenever the have a 1 or 2 run lead he is the one who gives it up -- SPORTSISLIFE
- He is your " garbage time " guy PERIOD. Twins have to upgrade this bullpen. No way him and Thompson should be on the field late. -- Rob
- The odd thing about he is thathe looks like the bad guy from Field of Dreams AND the good guy from Little Big League. -- Chris Schad
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