Never be ashamed of having a crush on Bob Schneider I'm a crusher
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Bob Schneider is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Bob Schneider
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Bob Schneider at TASC: "Transit is a rolling roadway." Nice way to talk about adding capacity. -- Trip Planner Mag
- Is your girl gonna win tonight!? -- Willow
- . is ripping it up outside lambert's right now -- Steve Marriott
- you kicked so much ass tonight! -- kitty springhart
- What? Your Thursday night doesn't involve and So sorry. -- Brian Tipton
- FINALLY going to see live tonight at blues on the green. Who else is going?! -- Caitlynnn
- The best song is 40 dogs. You're welcome -- Will Hardison
- It's funny The Ticket is advertising the Bob Schneider show because sometimes when I see him I think he's Gordo. -- Chase
- "Love is when two people who care for each other get confused. -Bob Schneider" Yeah. :): -- ᴊᴀɴɴɪɴᴀ
- Wha??? The Scabs album Destroyer is on Spotify? Don't mind if I do. cc: -- Spike Jones
- on is making this midnight drive amazing right now -- Kate Riedel
- Ever since I made that jack Johnson and Bob Schneider playlist longboarding has been so much better -- Derek Sanchez
- Is 2wks too early for a bday gift? Super excited to surprise my husband with tix. 2 years has been too long for a favorite! -- Amy
- Love is when two people who care for each other get confused. -Bob Schneider -- Aly makes Magic
- 'Write, even if its shitty, the worst thing that happens is you practise being witty' - via -- tps
- Alright so I'm going to need someone to come with me to see Bob Schneider at Gruene Hall in December -- Jocilyn Estes
- He is happening right now y'all. -- Johnny Blonde
- delicious, but their ad music is terrible! I've been bugging them to let me rewrite it for years! -- Liz Fohl
- "Love is when two people who care for each other get confused" -Bob Schneider -- sammie sue
- Was a virgin until the Crocodile in Seattle this week, very very impressed, ya got one more admirer -- Carrie Perdue
- Herding cats. Seriously people, it's Let's get this show on the road! -- rachelkae
- the bluebird is a great venue. When I was in high school we saw shows there all the time. Have a great show. -- StealthShadow1
- Amazing show tonight; but must check out -- Patricia's voice is amazing!! -- Joel Rushing
- So apparently...Bob, Schneider, Bishop, Rinne, Luongo, Varmalov, Howard, Lehtonen, and Anderson are all better than Crow....HAHAHAHA -- Daniel Carcillo
- Just realized is going to be in Lubbock on Saturday and I can't go see him. SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR AWAY. -- Tara Welch
- Hope all is well at home for you and family. Harvey is relentless. Be safe. -- Mary
- ...what is your favorite candle scent for this time of the year?? -- Auntie Q's
- Holy shit 's new album sounds so chill I love it -- budgey
- So excited for !!!!! Lesssssgo -- Shayla Houlihan
- So stoked for a dose of Texas from tonight -- Elijah Ray Perez
- Thanks for a great show tonight, You guys are always so much fun. Come back soon. :) -- katie featherston
- Getting a crash course in the genius that is -- Chad Roper
- To really appreciate the Bob Schneider shows, you may need to actively fight against your own short attention span. It's worth it. -- Charles Johnson
- I think Batman by he is my new favorite song -- Carter Reagan
- Winding down with the great Bob Schneider. "Seems like life is one big whatever........." -- Stephen Lees
- my New Years resolution is to come see your shows more and bring my husband! -- Amy Myers
- -long time fan. Just discovered the work you did in "The Scabs" - So Good! How have I not heard this before? More please. -- J. Matthew Nespoli
- So excited to see Vegas billboard that was playing! So horrified to find out it was actually Rob Schneider. -- Kristen Williams
- They're playing Bob Schneider in Belk and all the sudden life is OK -- Johanna
- Showed Jack my comment feed so he could read certain stuff, & he said my bio pic needed a smile. Thinking of stealing pic. -- Jason Sitzes
- Really frunkin weird -- Amy Reilly
- is the king DILF of atx. -- Dot Gov
- What? is coming back to on Feb. 6! My Monday just got a little better. -- Tim Stephenson
- Interesting side effect of fandom is someone mentions the GAME cornhole and you're singing "Keep that stiffie rollin" forever -- Patina Abney
- like Downton Abbey, my life is forever changed. -- J B
- Yeah it is! Whoo-hoo! Downton MF Abbey!!!!! -- Red Curl Gurl
- I really missed seeing you from last night. I hope it is temporary. :( -- mz
- The xylophone part of "Let the Light In" by is the music for my morning today. -- Whiskey T. Foxtrot
- I'm 14 and live in the Virgin Islands,I wanna see u, but the only time I'll be in the states is May.nashville the 23rd? -- siena wilkie
- He is to music what cholera is to anything. -- Joseph Devens
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