Bono

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• I know Bono from the internet is how I found out about u2. I discovered them and have been in love ever since -- Elizabeth Horne
• Geez. Everybody but me hates Bono. But when I was 15, I began listening to his stuff seriously and realized what a great guy he really is... and before I knew it, I had a crush. I probably always will. -- Amanda
• I like Pro Bono work but I'm not wild about U2. Life is so confusing. -- Mitch Bennett
• (more) More like iBarf. Bono was a guest, so I m guessing that the bottom of the Grand Canal in Venice is now an iPod graveyard. -- Hilary Galanoy
• Do u really think Tandy is cut out for pro-bono work? Or will the shark eat all the guppies? -- Judith Hoag
• I am so cold!!!!! The Bono Virus is wracking my immune system!!!! -- Lynda
• He is so annoying -- Joaquín
• I haven't hated on someone or something this week yet... So I just want to assure people of how SHIT U2 are. he is a talentless TWAT -- Simmy
• He is just a cock really -- Joe
• Bono's look is...so beautiful I wish I could go back in time and punch him. So hard. -- Chelsea
• He is a cunt really. -- #HashtagHappy
• It's really no surprise that lars ulrich would be inspired by fucking bono is it -- noel
• So I've joined Ello. I suspect it is already 89% bots, 10% cats, and 1% script kiddies sitting on *bono and *masaharumorimoto -- slowlorisblog
• Do agencies use pro bono to win awards? And if so,isn't that ok - they get back for doing good which is the natural cycle? -- Mimi Nicklin
• "Boris Johnson is like a rockstar". he is a rockstar and he's a cunt. So I take your point. -- Declan Paterson
• Thinking of buying an iPod and being guilted into buying a (PRODUCT)RED version. Then I remembered Bono's involvement, so the guilt is gone. -- Ted Ted Ted
• A U2 ad that uses Ramones footage is a goddamned blasphemy!!! I really DON'T like Bono -- The Rusty Jones
• Is there a pro bono attorney out there that could take my sons case asap i have no money i would be so greatful if someone could help -- kathy
• Wow. Audacious ray is very audacious. Sub minimum wage boss and scum landlord calling for fair pay and council homes. Like a Lewisham bono -- Arbeitology
• Why is Bono so incredibly cute with smudged skull facepaint and a little hat with flowers on it I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!! -- G'lies
• I'm so close to offering a pro-bono throat punch tracheotomy to the gentleman behind me on this flight who is repeatedly clearing his throat -- Sean Patrick Harkin
• U2 on radio so I'm now outside smoking a fag, only miracle of joey ramone in relation to that is that joey hasn't come back & killed bono -- Phinky
• I for one as SO glad my iPhone operating system comes with the Stocks app. Is Bono behind this?? -- stevefurst
• Every gambler knows, that to lose, is what they're really there for - Bono -- Ian long
• Grace defies reason & logic. Love interrupts, the consequences of your actions, which is in my case very good news indeed. Bono -- Johnny Douglas
• You say you know who he is but not who U2 is??? Really?? -- Spooky Syd
• "Making people download our album on iTunes is very punk rock" - Bono what a joke -- Rohan Thakur
• CHAZ BONO IS SO UGLIIIIIII -- martina
• Poor he is so confused bc he saw her out in the garage & he just wants outside -- molly ringwald
• He is really trying to convince us he plays the guitar. -- Michael Goodpaster
• I feel numb Hi, I'm Bono. I do a lot of charity work, because the world is just so dark, so blue Or maybe it's just my $2,000 sunglasses. -- Mark Leggett
• Who can hack my iTunes so Bono's silhouette is replaced by Barbara Cook's -- Julie Klausner
• All i know about u2 is the bono dude was on oprah once nd johnny chase really likes them n shit but i hate johnny chase so fuck u2 -- saleh i
• (See prev. comment) With that being said, I love Bono. I love U2. Their music is really good, and Bono does good things. I'll always be a fan. -- #TeamZiggler Misha
• So does everyone just kinda have the new u2 album? what happened? who's u2? is Bono even real? we may never know -- nega-lizabeth
• So is bono -- Taleb choucair
• U2'S SONG OF INNOCENCE ALBUM IS REALLY ON MY PHONE. EVERYONE CHECK YOUR IPHONES. BONO STOP, I DON'T WANT THIS SHIT. -- Elizabeth Titus
• He is a turd so why should i care about U2 -- SHERLOCK HOMEBOY
• Like it's not letting me delete it. Either I'm really stupid or he is a god damn nazi. -- Uncle Touchy
• Why y'all hating on U2 so hard? he is the shit & kinda has been for a while -- Name's Brittany ✌☺
• Why is it so mind blowing that U2 managed to get their album on everyone's phone bono is god he is all powerful -- lyssa del rey
• Omg U2 really is in my phone though. How the hell did Bono do this?? -- Jade Hanson
• Wait do you guys really not know who U2 is?? Bono??? no??? -- coco cocaine
• He is a dickhead but Where The Streets Have No Name is a brilliant song so -- max
• U2 bread so long that they can do whatever. Bono bread along is more that Hov and Beyoncé combined -- Jon Dough
• So if u have iCloud and r not taking advantaged of U2's album being there u are so dumb bono is god praise bono -- savana schiltz
• I'm so done with people complaining about U2 being on their phones. U2 is amazing and Bono gives me life so suck it up and listen to him. -- kenny.
• So he is trending and it scared the shit out of me. STOP THAT comment. -- sandra d
• Just so ya kno U2 is a classic so stop hatin on Bono -- Kate Hoppe
• He is really the a piece of shit...I don't want ur album forced into my phone -- L.L.

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