Never be ashamed of having a crush on Brad Guzan I'm a crusher
Soccer player (Famous from US Mens National Team)
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Brad Guzan is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Brad Guzan
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Rated by - Just gave daps to USMNT goalkeeper Brad Guzan. Very chill. -CB -- Standingosports.com
- He is going to be a beast -- Tom Owens
- With Howard on sabbatical, GK job could be Guzan's: BOSTON (AP) -- he is hoping U.S. coaches have an easy decision when they ... -- NICK SANTIAGO
- Everyone is licking ronaldo's ass for scoring 3 goals which required such little skill that brad guzan could have scored them... -- Anthony Eyles
- No idea what Jonathan Pearce is on about half the time. He just called Brad Guzan's hand a "big meaty right paw". -- Real It Same Craig
- He is such an underrated goalkeeper -- jordan.-
- Brad Guzan and Tim Krul are both so under-rated. Class keepers. -- Liam Northwood
- Brad guzan is a class act -- Greg Sinnott
- Like fuck is Brad Guzan 6 ft 4 -- Saul Graham
- He is easily in my top 3 Prem goalkeepers, he frustrated City today. Wonder how many points he's saved Villa over the years? -- Scott Brotherton
- Brad guzan is a quality keeper -- Big Al
- Alternative Opta: he is responsible for 93% of Slipknot albums bought by Premier League footballers... -- The Spezial One
- Didn't realise he is 6'4". I thought he was only about 6ft! -- Steve Dryden
- Aston Villa rely on Brad Guzan so much, its actually unbelievable. -- GunnerLosophy
- He is a pedigree goalkeeper. Villa have a knack of getting good shot stoppers -- Shaun Young
- He is unbelievably underrated -- Robbie Bell.
- Really admire Brad Guzan, fantastic keeper. -- Ollie Dyal-Faulding
- Jonathan Pearce letting us all know Brad Guzan's exact height and weight for no reason whatsoever is pure Alan Partridge -- Gareth
- If he is 6 foot 4 then so am I. And I'm definitely not. -- Kelvin Barker
- I am shocked that he is 6 foot 4 what the fuck always thought he was tiny -- sam
- City made brad Guzan look alot better than he is today -- Jord
- So is Brad Guzan the mom as he played well till almost the end? That's how it works for American keepers right? -- thatjamesboy
- He is the love of my life, even if we did lose -- Ben Stevens
- He is the man. Underrated keeper. -- Alonso
- He is not the man. :( -- Phibo
- He is horse manure -- Travis
- The USA has been blessed with very good goalkeepers over the years....Tony Meola, Kessey Keller, Tim Howard, Brad Guzan -- Shanu 'Shai' Afolami
- It's crazy how this guy Brad Guzan from the south Chicago suburbs is currently blocking shots against the best team in England -- EV
- He is not on my Christmas card list -- Adam Barton
- Brad Guzan your positioning is amazing sir! -- Peter
- He is playing so well. Too bad he was just scored on -- Chris Flick
- Aston Villa plan January bid for Mainz goalkeeper Loris Karius as Brad Guzan's future is plunged into doubt -- Football News
- Aston Villa plan January bid for Mainz goalkeeper Loris Karius as Brad Guzan's future is plunged into doubt: Brad Guzan's future at A... -- WILLIAM BROWN
- Damn I think jurgen is really gonna start brad guzan over tim howard on Saturday vs mexico smh -- Naughty Number 9
- Brad Guzan's accent is.. very odd. Half American, half Dutch. -- Alec of Essex
- Brad guzan is jonjo shelvey's dad -- Ronnie Pickering
- Brad Guzan's accent is becoming quite odd. -- Tom Emanuel
- So after making it all the way to the final and losing the highest rated player I get is Brad Guzan :-) -- RBT
- RichardPaz Tonight for Monday Night Football, I feel very sorry for Brad Guzan -- Shelaine Wood
- The only question is does Jurgen have the stones to come out and say Brad Guzan has 'picked up a knock' and starts Tim Howard -- Pauly Kwestel
- Does jermaine jenas just call people whatever he wants? Dick advocaat is gus and he is Tim Krul -- David Annett
- What the fuck is Brad Guzan's accent, good lord -- Christmas Jack Baker
- Brad Guzan - not only a DVB, but a yank too The worst type of human being -- frank
- Is Brad Guzan going to get a Friedel accent? -- Abby Waysdorf
- He is an albino Wrighty -- Shanta G-Rude
- Jesus. Charlie Adam was just being Charlie Adam and tried to score from 60 yards. Brad Guzan pulled off a brilliant save. Courtois -- FUCK OFF MOURINHO
- Was shit at training. Really shit... Brad Guzan shit... -- murph
- But then again, any team that starts Brad Guzan as the goalie carries a L by default so I can't be too quick to judge Aston villa -- Temi
- Every goal against he is a goal for humanity -- Marc Williams
- He is a fraud... -- Trevor⚽️
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