Never be ashamed of having a crush on Bret Ernst I'm a crusher
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Bret Ernst is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Bret Ernst
43 man-crushers
Rated by - Is nobody talking about how Bret Ernst pronounced "meme" on today's ACS? ( -- mallory
- I'm hosting Skinny Sundays tonight at the Hollywood Improv with Adam Devine, Bret Ernst, Steve Byrne, and Erik Griffin! Come check it out! -- Joe Dosch
- "You know what's awesome about this song?" "You not talking?" from the Bret Ernst show around 1:31:50 -- Ryan Giusti
- but then I realized he was talking to you not Bret Ernst and then it was funny. Sorry. -- mph237
- Funny Bone on the Levee: Comedian Bret Ernst con Goldstar: -- ZOLIMAR TREJO
- Bret Ernst calling "memes" , me-me's (meh-meh's) was weird & I wanted to nicely correct him. -- Eva
- Rising @ 8:30 -- Comedian Bret Ernst! -- WCCB News Rising
- "You know your job sucks if you get mad when people just come in." - Bret Ernst -- Banned Library
- Bret Ernst es un maldito genio -- Julieta
- Saw Bret Ernst last night at the House of Comedy and my stomach still hurts from laughing. -- Sydney Jenner
- Hey Bret Ernst! Thanks for following the SMArtsProject on comment! You ROCK! -- the SMArts project
- Thanks Bret Ernst for the follow! Welcome To The Thunderdom! -- Grey007
- Thanks Bret Ernst for the follow! I appreciate it. -- Greg Shine
- Watching some videos. "Bitch, it's a salad. I'll kick you to sleep!" He never fails to make me laugh. I loves me some Bret Ernst. -- Carol
- great time this weekend thanks Bret Ernst -- Frank del pizzo
- He is now following me on comment! Thanks a bunch! -- Mark B Denney
- Comedian he is joining us next. -- Tom Barnard Show
- Don't forget about tonight's 8 pm show with Bret Ernst! -- Comedy Zone JAX
- Opening for Bret Ernst this weekend at Jax Comedy Zone.. 2 good Jersey boys raise hell all weekend in the south.. Buckle up!! -- Tommy Torres
- Tom Segura & Bret Ernst are my favorite comedians -- kev
- Bret Ernst GENIOOOOO!! -- Maria
- Completed every single episode of "You're On The List" ...now to go back to The Bret Ernst Show & polish those off -- Kronik MasturTator
- ... I have officially listenend to every episode of The Bret Ernst Show & You're On The List! -- Nancy Gauci
- is this the real Bret Ernst? Haha thanks for the follow huge fan of your comedy ! -- 574 T.J.Fullmer
- About to listen to one of MY favourite goombahs, Bret Ernst on How many 90's references will he drop? -- Ana D.
- Bret Ernst thanks for following Cheat_TheReaper! Please stay in touch. -- Cheat_TheReaper
- Anybody else watching Bret Ernst on Comedy Central right now but he sucks. -- amanda bockler™
- "If you weren't born during the depression, your not aloud to have it." - Bret Ernst -- Nick Papp
- Steve McGrew Bret Ernst Bobby Slayton and more in the "Funniest Shows" get your tickets now at the IceHouse -- Melanie Quinn
- Bret Ernst sounds like badger from breaking bad -- SHIT POST
- why can't we download old eps of the Bret Ernst show anymore from iTunes? Trying to catch up on some classics. -- Dan Fabbri
- He is on WMMR since he's at Punchline this weekend. Funny I know him from WSX and not his stand up. -- Michael
- SickRage: Download Finished: Comedy Central Presents - 14x17 - Bret Ernst - 1080p WEB-DL -- EPIC Theatre
- Went to see Bret Ernst, who I worked with once before. One of the most cool dudes I've met in comedy. -- Rui Montilla
- Roy Woods, Kathleen Madigan & Bret Ernst Killed it On -- Tony The Taino
- Bret Ernst knows today s specials at better than most current employees! -- Grant Dobbie
- Olive Skin and Guinea Charm: The Bret Ernst Story. -- D. Wil
- Bret ernst o nome do ator -- Samurai (heroi)
- Bret ernst o nome do ator -- Samurai (palhaço do circo encantado)
- Today: Bret Ernst at Palm Beach Improv in West Palm Beach. -- Explore Palm Beach
- Honestly if you told me that bret ernst was one of the guys from cake boss i d believe you -- 🖤👻je & y7👻🖤
- Did bret ernst voice the m&ms pretzel guy -- robby keene's cool gay aunt
- "Money is rubber, Family is glass" - Bret Ernst -- ⛓📈
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