Bret Ernst

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Bret Ernst is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.

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3 star rating
Rated by 43 man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Is nobody talking about how Bret Ernst pronounced "meme" on today's ACS? ( --
  • 5 star rating I'm hosting Skinny Sundays tonight at the Hollywood Improv with Adam Devine, Bret Ernst, Steve Byrne, and Erik Griffin! Come check it out! --
  • 2 star rating "You know what's awesome about this song?" "You not talking?" from the Bret Ernst show around 1:31:50 --
  • 3 star rating but then I realized he was talking to you not Bret Ernst and then it was funny. Sorry. --
  • 4 star rating Funny Bone on the Levee: Comedian Bret Ernst con Goldstar: --
  • 2 star rating Bret Ernst calling "memes" , me-me's (meh-meh's) was weird & I wanted to nicely correct him. --
  • 5 star rating Rising @ 8:30 -- Comedian Bret Ernst! --
  • 3 star rating "You know your job sucks if you get mad when people just come in." - Bret Ernst --
  • 5 star rating Bret Ernst es un maldito genio --
  • 3 star rating Saw Bret Ernst last night at the House of Comedy and my stomach still hurts from laughing. --
  • 3 star rating Hey Bret Ernst! Thanks for following the SMArtsProject on comment! You ROCK! --
  • 4 star rating Thanks Bret Ernst for the follow! Welcome To The Thunderdom! --
  • 4 star rating Thanks Bret Ernst for the follow! I appreciate it. --
  • 5 star rating Watching some videos. "Bitch, it's a salad. I'll kick you to sleep!" He never fails to make me laugh. I loves me some Bret Ernst. --
  • 5 star rating great time this weekend thanks Bret Ernst --
  • 4 star rating He is now following me on comment! Thanks a bunch! --
  • 5 star rating Comedian he is joining us next. --
  • 4 star rating Don't forget about tonight's 8 pm show with Bret Ernst! --
  • 1 star rating Opening for Bret Ernst this weekend at Jax Comedy Zone.. 2 good Jersey boys raise hell all weekend in the south.. Buckle up!! --
  • 4 star rating Tom Segura & Bret Ernst are my favorite comedians --
  • 5 star rating Bret Ernst GENIOOOOO!! --
  • 1 star rating Completed every single episode of "You're On The List" ...now to go back to The Bret Ernst Show & polish those off --
  • 2 star rating ... I have officially listenend to every episode of The Bret Ernst Show & You're On The List! --
  • 3 star rating is this the real Bret Ernst? Haha thanks for the follow huge fan of your comedy ! --
  • 2 star rating About to listen to one of MY favourite goombahs, Bret Ernst on How many 90's references will he drop? --
  • 3 star rating Bret Ernst thanks for following Cheat_TheReaper! Please stay in touch. --
  • 3 star rating Anybody else watching Bret Ernst on Comedy Central right now but he sucks. --
  • 3 star rating "If you weren't born during the depression, your not aloud to have it." - Bret Ernst --
  • 1 star rating Steve McGrew Bret Ernst Bobby Slayton and more in the "Funniest Shows" get your tickets now at the IceHouse --
  • 5 star rating Bret Ernst sounds like badger from breaking bad --
  • 1 star rating why can't we download old eps of the Bret Ernst show anymore from iTunes? Trying to catch up on some classics. --
  • 3 star rating He is on WMMR since he's at Punchline this weekend. Funny I know him from WSX and not his stand up. --
  • 3 star rating SickRage: Download Finished: Comedy Central Presents - 14x17 - Bret Ernst - 1080p WEB-DL --
  • 2 star rating Went to see Bret Ernst, who I worked with once before. One of the most cool dudes I've met in comedy. --
  • 4 star rating Roy Woods, Kathleen Madigan & Bret Ernst Killed it On --
  • 3 star rating Bret Ernst knows today s specials at better than most current employees! --
  • 4 star rating Olive Skin and Guinea Charm: The Bret Ernst Story. --
  • 5 star rating Bret ernst o nome do ator --
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  • 4 star rating Today: Bret Ernst at Palm Beach Improv in West Palm Beach. --
  • 3 star rating Honestly if you told me that bret ernst was one of the guys from cake boss i d believe you --
  • 5 star rating Did bret ernst voice the m&ms pretzel guy --
  • 5 star rating "Money is rubber, Family is glass" - Bret Ernst --

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