Bruce Forsyth

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• Bruce forsyth is next i bet here vagina is hugE -- ™snipars™_ITBot
• Is Bruce Forsyth dead or what -- morg
• Louis is the Bruce Forsyth of X Factor! Brainless old cunt -- Jackboyz
• A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress. Bruce Forsyth -- Golf on the Square
• I am sure many would not agree, but I think misses Bruce Forsyth. Tess whatsherface is not a strong front person. -- Fontenesi
• Claudia is not wearing black, Tess is wearing a jumpsuit which really suits her and no Bruce Forsyth! -- Moonbootica
• Strictly isn't the same without Bruce Forsyth! -- Amy Beckett
• Strictly is nothing without Bruce Forsyth -- Persephone
• Wooo just noticed The Muppet Show is on Disney+. Wait, how is Bruce Forsyth a guest? Does anybody in America know who he is? -- Lee
• Didn't think I'd say this, but please can we have Bruce Forsyth back? Tess (dead behind the eyes) Daly isn't doing it for me... -- Ricky D
• Bruce Forsyth stepped down from Strictly Come Dancing so he could focus on Arsenal's fitness and injuries. Not working so far, Bruce! -- OnlineArsenal
• Really not sure how I feel that Claudia Winkleman has replaced Bruce Forsyth. I hate them both so much. -- Louise Cash
• Strictly dancing is not the same without the ultimate lad ......bruce forsyth -- Citizen Ally
• WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS NOT BRUCE FORSYTH -- Lew
• The tribute for Bruce Forsyth on the Royal Variety was so sweet -- Laura
• Come back Bruce Forsyth strictly is not the same with out you :( -- Kath
• Bruce forsyth is defos the next to come out as the serial pedophile -- Reece Donnelly
• Deffo X Factor for me, Strictly just is'nt the same with Bruce Forsyth -- Susan McNally
• He is watching Gogglebox -- Bark Pamphlet
• is so fabulous without Bruce Forsyth -- Michelle Elliott
• He isn't on Strictly this year. I won't be watching it. Those two sentences are not directly related. -- Kev Robinson
• I can actually watch strictly now that he is gone!! -- Alice Venman
• Strictly is not the same without Bruce Forsyth... Bring him back -- Sarva
• All we need is one bad winter - Mothers view on Bruce Forsyth -- jack webb
• I think more people will watch X factor or goggle box as strictly is probably nothing without Bruce Forsyth -- jpackerhufc93
• Bruce Forsyth, eh? So old he's shuffled off the ballroom floor to God's waiting room to jizz sawdust for the rest of his natural. -- Scarlett Parrish
• I don't watch Strictly but I can't be the only one who's happy he is no longer on the television -- ☠Johnty O'Donnell☠
• Eric lamela has more steps than Bruce Forsyth.. So to sum up he's a c**t -- Tom Craske
• Bruce forsyth is the most embarrassing human roaming this earth -- jesåmyn
• Keith Lemon is basically the end result of cross breeding Bruce Forsyth with this emojicon = -- Dominic
• Waiting for this coach to leave is like waiting for Bruce Forsyth to pass away -- benjamin
• Is Bruce Forsyth a paedo yet? -- Kashinda
• He is 4 months older than sliced bread, bet you didn't know that -- katy
• Had a dream that I wrestled with Bruce Forsyth and pushed him over. Seriously, what is going on up in there -- Luke Cottam
• Nigel Farage is never gonna let go. They need to bring in the experts who finally got Bruce Forsyth off -- Susannah
• He is four months older than sliced bread ! :) -- veloxracing.com
• I think this is my favourite fact ever: he is four months older than sliced bread. -- Chloe Staniforth
• ITV are really trying to turn Dec into the new Bruce Forsyth aren't they! That was all a bit weird but I liked it -- Amy
• I only used to watch Strictly Come Dancing to see if Bruce Forsyth would stay alive between links. So there is no point now. -- Lotte Horrie
• Neil Warnock is like footballs Bruce Forsyth -- D@nny B@ker
• The Gus Bus is getting a surprise player on board soon - says Gus. Could it be Kalou? Welbeck? Messi? Ronaldo? Coates? Bruce Forsyth? -- Sunderland Lurve
• I hope Bruce Forsyth was behaving himself in the 70s and 80s. He has a very...suspicious face... -- Reynold
• Sir Bruce Forsyth: Good game, you made it to the final. Spin the Wheel of Booze! Me: *spins* Brucie: And... your drink tonight is... LAGER! -- Jake of Fuxshire
• Why is no one commenting about Bruce Forsyth all of a sudden? Is he still alive? -- SadFaceOtter
• Must admit my ambition now is to outlive Sir David Attenborough .....Prince Philip and Bruce Forsyth....not asking too much is it ? -- Rob
• Somehow, despite busting out Bruce Forsyth's dance moves during Arabella, Alex Turner is still sexy as fuck on stage -- Harriet
• I'd believe that tupac is alive and is undercover as bruce forsyth before I'd believe that the noise that 5sos make is 'rock' -- rachel
• Soon we're going to be so numb with celebrity deaths that when Bruce Forsyth dies we'll all just giggle whilst masturbating -- Pub Face
• Is Chapman the son of Bruce Forsyth? How else did he get the gig? -- Fordington Field
• Fact: he is older than sliced bread -- Gareth

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