Never be ashamed of having a crush on Captain Lou Albano I'm a crusher
professional wrestler, professional wrestling manager, and actor (Famous from WWF)
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He was named one of Top 100 Hottest Wrestlers by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.



He was named one of Top 100 Hottest Wrestlers by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Captain Lou Albano is straight. He has salt and pepper hair. Scroll down and check out his large body, short and/or medium salt and pepper hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Captain Lou Albano
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Super Mario Brothers starring Captain Lou Albano, Marc Mero as Luigi, and Sid Vicious as Toad. -- Big Boss Cam
- Who knew Captain Lou Albano had so much range? Pro wrestler, manager, plumber, princess savior. -- Breaking Brews
- I think the Undertaker just took the ball to the end zone he is gonna be so mad -- SJ Drow Elf Ranger
- Any comment with he is a good comment. -- quizmasterchris
- ((IM LAUGHING AND I JSUT WANT TO POST CAPTAIN LOU ALBANO DRESSED AS SUPER MARIO)) -- Official Saxton Hale
- Man Captain Lou Albano was a fun guy wasn't he. -- Rufus Johnson☆
- Captain Lou Albano would read Cyndi Lauper "The Color Purple" before bedtime just prior to him stomping King Koopa. -- Jonathan H. Gray
- Tonight, I saw an episode of "Miami Vice" with Captain Lou Albano! -- Isaacs Haunted Beard
- For me, the passing of "Mean" Gene Okurland is the saddest day in wrestling since Captain Lou Albano died. -- John Perrotto
- Or for that matter, Sonic Boom Sonic? Or Captain Lou Albano Mario? Or cd-i Link? Or Ash's Pikachu? Or Rockman Xover Mega Man? Or -- Evan O
- Don't forget Captain Lou Albano Mario -- inversethunder
- Watching The Mario Bros w/ Captain Lou Albano 52eps on ! -- Space Candy
- hahaha!! That was incredible? I don't think he liked the question. And who was the other guy? His manager? Captain Lou Albano? Wow -- JudeMac17
- I think captain Lou albano was in it -- SwagJobber
- captain Lou Albano. -- Troy Michaud
- Cyndi Lauper and Captain Lou Albano. -- Dave Hormell
- This man beat Captain Lou Albano -- I WANNA BE THE GUY
- I almost totally forgot the animated sections. As a child, I lived to see Captain Lou Albano as Mario. -- Mohamed Al Saadoon
- I'm "Wait, Captain Lou Albano ISN'T Cyndi Lauper's dad" years old. -- John B.
- Finding myself disappointed that this audiobook version of My Left Foot isn't being read by Captain Lou Albano. -- Jon Bauer
- My beard is at a 1 rubber band length on the Captain Lou Albano Scale -- carianoff
- Captain Lou Albano comes down and challenges the Quebecers to a tag title match against his newest team. -- Matthew Britton
- Captain Lou albano -- Tony Secrest
- It's one of those projects where, now that I've got the hard part out of the day in honor of Captain Lou Albano. -- MBK Ebook
- Again, I am not related to Captain Lou Albano or Colt Ford. Thank you. -- Lemmy The Gopher
- Whatever Nintendo does, Captain Lou Albano will always be the voice of Mario to me. -- Tobias Dodgen
- the way captain lou albano said "mare-ee-oh" instead of "mar-ee-oh" -- p. moist
- A Captain Lou Albano sighting always makes things 90% better. . . . . . Yes we're watching Cyndi Lauper videos at work. -- Spooky Student Loans
- RIP Captain Lou Albano...it was like 5 years ago but still... -- Mizzle Eastwood
- There comes a point in every person's life that they realize that there's nothing they wouldn't have done for "Captain Lou" Albano -- Moscow Mule
- Listening to "The Wall" again, sort of like being force-fed a madeleine by Captain Lou Albano. -- G. Carl Purcell
- [captain lou albano voice] goomba -- Chenginerd-Sama
- Sky Captain Lou Albano and the World of Tomorrow -- Matt Godes
- I have a customer that looks like captain Lou albano and always talks to me about cocaine, the lotto, and playboy bunnies. -- miked.
- spoilers. Best description of Bobby I've ever read: love child of Rob Zombie and Captain Lou Albano.XD -- HT
- Erick Rowan with shades of Captain Lou Albano of wandering out to ringside for absolutely no reason. -- Jeven W.
- If the Usos were to add a Captain Lou Albano-esque manager, who'd be best? Somehow I feel like Maddox may be just "terrible" enough. -- Chris Harrington
- Also Bookala sounds for all the world like Captain Lou Albano. -- Dustin Phillips
- Captain Lou Albano quand il se prend le disque d'or dans la tête ça pique -- I've got the power
- Captain Toad is the best Mario related captain since Captain Lou Albano -- Lilith
- "Please." - Captain Lou Albano -- Shane
- Captain Lou Albano doesn't understand that girls just wanna have fun, but he's still number one.... -- Ray G.
- Captain Lou Albano. -- Ryan Wolstat
- You look more like captain lou albano -- Thomas Jones
- If your mom wrapped a rubber band around her bush...it would look like she's riding captain Lou Albano's shoulders. -- Chubby3Fingers
- Maybe she will bring out captain Lou Albano to sing with her. -- Johnny Boy
- Closer to Home (I'm Your Captain Lou Albano) -- Dave Schuster
- RIP Captain Lou Albano -- Dwayne Johnson
- I can redeem the Captain Lou Albano live-action bits if he actually grew that glorious stache and he was wacked out on painkillers -- Foster
- Captain Lou Albano ( before Cyndi Lauper ) -- robert smith
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