I have a crush on Captain Spaulding and I'm not ashamed to admit it

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He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

Captain Spaulding is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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I got my Captain Spaulding tattoo like 2 years ago I need to get my Otis one finished so it doesn't look dumb. -- Pec
Why don't you take yo mama home some chicken, So I don't have to stuff my boot all up in ya ass *Captain Spaulding voice* -- Tony Parker
I really don't think anyone could do Captain Spaulding justice better than Sid Haig. His delivery is absolutely perfect on every line. -- Irate Genius
He is the man -- Mr. Brightside
If you know who he is... We're automatically best friends. -- v
Ick....hubby is going to go as Captain Spaulding.... -- ⚜ Lindsey ⚜
He is my hero -- Duke
If he does I'll for sure go no matter how far it is and I'll go as Captain Spaulding omgggg -- blake

Even tho I hate clowns captain Spaulding is awesome -- bree
Honestly, he is the only clown I'm not terrified of. -- QueenLey ☠
Paige is just mad that I wont share my captain spaulding wings. -- Jesse Thredson
Captain Spaulding called me baby so my life is complete -- baby firefly
The fictional place I want to go to the most is probably Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. -- That One Guy
He is barking at Eccles, it is either that or Ken Barlow he is woofing at. -- Diane
Captain Spaulding 4 hHace 4 horas Miren que pedir una cautelar para poner un presidente antes es GRAVE eh. -- Captain Spaulding
He is the real MVP -- Nez.
My cars name is Captain Spaulding. -- Jordyn
I just want a fucking Captain Spaulding T-shirt is that too much to ask for???!!!? -- Diana
Captain spaulding is not the type of clown that you want to fuck around with LMAO -- Yamara
Aw the guy dressed as captain spaulding was so happy i knew who he was, he was a top bloke too and he made my night tbh -- ya ya ya I am Lorde
I want to be Captain Spaulding for Halloween next year and if you don't know who that is die -- Alyssia
The opening scene of House of 1,000 Corpses with he is tied for my favorite movie scene ever actually. -- Complicated Robot
Captain Spaulding's shop looks so fucking rad i wanna go there. -- st andy the vile ;;
This part where he is talking on the title screen confused me. I watched it twice before i realized i had to click something -- phone pal

I saw a female Captain Spaulding. So that happened. -- Nate Weber
He is fuckin the pit up. -- Amber Skye
My dad dressed up as captain Spaulding. So perfect omg. -- Erin
If I were bald or willing to shave my head, I would've been Captain Spaulding for Halloween. But my hair is too precious to me -- STEVE GUNNS
My dad is so pumped to be Captain Spaulding tomorrow -- nauna
I MIGHT MEET CAPTAIN SPAULDING HIMSELF IN APRIL AND I'M CRYING BECAUSE HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES IS MY LIFEBLOOD. -- Sam Scrivener
Some guy came in work dressed as Captain Spaulding from The Devils Reject and im convinced it was actually him because it was so dead on.... -- Cara Santangelo
Captain Spaulding made the list on WatchMojo's 10 scariest clowns as number 2, so happy lol -- Dom
He is one terrifying SOB and i love em -- Q
He is my favorite -- alexander
Captain Spaulding aka Sid Haig is the first of many awesome announced special guests at Crypticon Seattle. Gonna be a fun time! -- Krystalization
He is hilarious -- Megan Risinger
Looking forward to a romantic night with Rob Zombie and Captain Spaulding <3 Peace y'all. -- clp
Do I studder bitch -Captain Spaulding -- ÐEFÏÑÂTLŸ ÌÑ§ÅNÈ
Captain Spaulding Vs McDonalds..Ronald's weapon of choice: Happy Meal -- JULIANE Rosenthal
Hooray for captain spaulding - animal crackers (paramount 1930) / marx brothers sing & play by marx brothers. -- otuka hirosi
"(Captain Spaulding): If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart" ~ House of 1000 Corpses (2003) -- FX Contact Lenses
That awesome Bullet Club entrance That Captain Spaulding Doc Gallows/ -- Afro
Loving Karl Anderson's facepaint. Reminds me of Captain Spaulding from The Devil's Rejects. -- AjaGigi
I want a Captain Spaulding tshirt -- Obito Uchiha
He is barely in it at all -- Russell Pirkle
He is barking and barking at my husband as he is eating so slowly I can't hear a bloody word. -- Diane C.
Michael Myers. Gage. Churchill. The Exorcist. Sinister. The Twins. Dracula. Chucky. Maryanne. Captain Spaulding. -- imani jackson
Captain Spaulding (Original Mix) - OMG & Shockwave -- Aaron Simms
Just saw the real life captain Spaulding off of House of 1,000 Corpses. Lol. Sounded like him and everything. -- Justin Eichler
Yo Captain Spaulding :·3 -- rick toral