Carl Crawford

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Micah Johnson is in the house. He has been called up by the Dodgers, taking the spot of Carl Crawford (15-day DL, lower back tightness). -- Los Angeles Dodgers
• I had so much fun at Dodger Stadium last night watching Carl Crawford go 4-4 w/ 3 doubles in the 4-0 win over the Padres! -- Earvin Magic Johnson
• only reason they aren't below Texas is because Carl Crawford -- Shon Rodrigiz
• I'll admit when I'm wrong and he is proving me wrong. Keep it up cc. -- Matt
• he is batting .404/.436/.550 with 23 R, 7 2B, 3 HR, 17 RBI, & 9 SB in 34 games (25 starts) since August 4, 2014. -- Ace of MLB Stats
• not only he's a he's a Carl Crawford 1st overall? What is the world coming too? -- The Junkies
• Carl Crawford takes "strike" three. Is that a makeup call for Pagan, or is this umpire really this bad? -- Scott
• First decision point re: 8 relievers vs. extra bench bat could come next Sunday (Apr 24) when he is eligible to be activated -- Eric Stephen
• Oh. Bruce Bochy has a son whose first initial is also B and plays for the Giants. Still doesn't excuse the Carl Crawford pic -- Alex Gruber
• I have a client that looks likr Carl Crawford. It's so amazing. -- Ballpark Frank
• My sister is giving Carl Crawford a massage tomorrow... -- David Lagravinese.
• Andrew Friedman just really missed Carl Crawford. -- Ryan Probasco
• Hard to see Friedman leaving as anything positive. (sigh) Though I do like to watch the Dodgers just to see how he is doing -- Angie Drobnic Holan
• Friedman really missed Carl Crawford. -- Sky Kackleman
• Carl Crawford's little league team, Jackie Robinson West, is at tonight's game. Chicago breeds the best, congrats to the champs! -- Jennifer
• Am Shon Rodrigiz. I hit bombs and I hit catchers. | he is the GOAT | (Rays, Raptors, Seahawks, Oilers, Wisconsin U) | -- Yawn Gomes
• Hamilton is just the 23rd player all-time to steal five bases in a game. Last was Ellsbury in 2013, before that Carl Crawford in 2009. -- Paul Casella
• He is still owed $62.25 million. -- Brandon Warne
• "'Carl Crawford' tells reporters he's prefers to be called 'Karl Kraw4d'" is great news but shame on him for breaking news during WS -- Adam M. Mirchin
• Family Preciousness: Evelyn Lozada Shares A Snap Of Her Son Carl Leo And Baller Baby Daddy Carl Crawford Evelyn s baby daddy/fiance is F... -- truecurvymodels
• I bet he is wearing a wig at a bar someplace telling chicks he's THAT baseball playing Crawford... -- E.X.
• Carl Crawford's hair is sick wish mine was like it -- Steven Garza
• He is the best shortstop in the league -- Heavy Lunch
• He is batting clean up in this game, by the way. He hit .313/.341/.460, 6 HR, 47 RBI in regular season. -- Westside Commish
• Carl Crawford has 2 so far -- Gold Glover Aydrean
• Red Sox don't have names on their jerseys, so anyone who bought a Carl Crawford jersey a few years ago now has a new Hanley. -- Phillies Frank
• I'm assuming Hanley is Carl Crawford 2.0? -- TM
• I make the money tripple like Carl Crawford all profit paper chasin is the the topic -- Thomas Hegger
• Is it just me or does smith look like Carl Crawford? -- Emily ⚡️
• The Red Sox are about to put out $300 million in a matter of 24 hours...I hope this isn't another Carl Crawford era -- Omer Levy
• Hanley is either going to be the next Manny Ramirez in Boston or the next Carl Crawford in Boston. No in between. -- Caleb Leggett
• Popular internet hot take that is dumb: Carl Crawford failed, therefore the Red Sox should never sign another big money free agent again. -- Michael Dyer
• Is it bad that although I'm happy for Panda to join us all I can think about is Carl Crawford right now...that's a BIG chunk of change -- Sar
• So I take it Hanely Ramirez didn't consult with Carl Crawford... -- Dan H
• Hanley isn't worth 90 mil. Maybe 25 over 5. Boston is fucking up. Where is he gunna play? Left field? Look how you killed Carl Crawford. -- JayLightBeer
• Is Hanley Ramirez going to be the next Carl Crawford? -- Peter Clarke
• Hanley is the new Carl Crawford -- Brian Cooke
• If Hanley Ramirez can't stay healthy isn't this deal just Carl Crawford 2.0? -- Tyler Arnold
• It's going to be so hilarious when we trade Carl Crawford back to Boston for Hanley. -- Aaron Roberts
• I will admit I am cautious with the red sox signings. I remember the adrian Gonzalez Carl Crawford signing disasters very well -- Ben Rasa
• My idea for what to do with Pablo money: yes Andrew we'll take Carl Crawford off your hands but the price is Cory Seager comes with him -- Roger Munter
• Sounds like Boston is having another one of those "Adrian Gonzalez and Carl Crawford for $$$$$$" offseasons -- Warren C-B
• Can't get too excited about Hanley & Sandoval as the memory of Adrian Gonzalez and he is still strong. -- Toby Durant
• This is the Carl Crawford offseason all over again. My sox are screwed -- Ben
• I hope, for Pablo's sake, that he doesn't slump because Boston is unforgiving! Ask Adrian Gonzalez or Carl Crawford! -- KC White
• Wow the sox got Hanley and Pablo. Looks great on paper. So did Adrian Gonzalez and Carl Crawford -- The Fro
• So the Red Sox signed 2 overrated hitters to get out of a 1 year slump? Sounds familiar. *Cough Adrian Gonzalez and Carl Crawford Cough* -- Mike Margolis
• Pretty stoked about the Panda signing but this Hanley move just feels so Carl Crawford-y to me... -- Matt Olbert
• So am I crazy, or is Hanley the new Carl Crawford, and Panda the new Adrian Gonzalez? -- Adam White
• Said it last winter, Jason Heyward signing seemed so unnecessary for the Cubs and he was even worse than Carl Crawford circa 2011 this yr. -- Mike Loyko

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