Never be ashamed of having a crush on Carlton Cole I'm a crusher
Footballer (Famous from Former Chelsea Player)
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, and ranks among all celebrities on . Carlton Cole is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Carlton Cole
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The year is 2014, and still, still, carlton cole is a premiership centre forward. -- ?
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Why was Carlton Cole brought on? He is shit and can't control the ball. If Zarate had been brought on, we could have possibly won. -- ⚒ CasHammer ⚒
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You could charge me £100 for a season ticket, still too much for Allardyce, Nolan and Carlton Cole being the main part of the team. -- Harry
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Carlton cole is a fucking horse, but I still love him -- Mitchel Clements
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Woah woah woah, so you're telling me Carlton Cole attempted a back heel today?! -- Liam Bradford
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Welbeck is a poor man's Carlton Cole --
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Man United went down to 10 men, so straight away West Ham thought they would too by bringing on Carlton Cole who's always a fucking ghost -- Jimmy Fulford
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Carlton cole is like 6 fucking foot and he never wins a aerial challenge at all. -- Grohl
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Can someone please explain why Carlton cole is allowed to be on the pitch -- dawn morris
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Why is it Allardyce when we start looking good you bring shit on like Carlton Cole and Kevin Nolan -- Liam Barwick
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I swear all carlton cole has done is run into people -- brownie king
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He is fucking shit -- CharlotteAnnePayne
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Would rather sign no striker than Carlton Cole, because he is basically like having no striker -- Zak
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Carlton Cole looks like he is Rojo's father -- Michael Gleeson
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He is a cunt -- Asghar
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He is rubbish..must to a thick to pal with like a spa.. -- P daddy
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He is still available -- Tom
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Carlton cole is really bad -- Michael
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Zarate is on the bench. We bring on an unfit nolan and Carlton Cole. Some habits die hard I guess. -- Alex Patience
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As soon as everyone in the pub sees carlton cole all you here is "oh fucking hell" -- matt
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Zarate on the bench, and you being on Carlton Cole and Nolan? Ffs! -- Scott Wilson
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The Carlton Cole stoppage time equaliser is so inevitable -- EL TIGRE
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Trying to sign carlton cole isnt really a signal of intent -- Harry Brown
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So obvious that he is gonna scramble in a last minute winner here. -- Manvir Singh
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Man United are down to 10 so we bring on Carlton Cole and Carl Jenkinson... where is Zarate?! -- _WestHamFC
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My stream is hilarious. West Ham have the weaponry to really turn the screw. What, Carlton Cole?! -- Stephen Ackroyd
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He is gonna score -- Benjamin mcwilliams
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Not often you see Carlton Cole nutmeg someone is it -- Yezzaa
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Zarate is available.... why on earth would you bring on carlton cole -- joe church
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Both teams down to 10 men as Rooney is sent off for Man Utd and Carlton Cole comes on for West Ham -- Andrew Cochrane
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Carlton Cole the throne is ready for u bruh -- Gio Trappertoni
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Rooney is sent off, and Allardyce immediately brings on Carlton Cole and Carl Jenkinson. Christ, man. -- Xan Adler
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"West Ham are really going for it now, Carlton Cole has just come on." - Charlie Nicholas. -- Carl Andrew Lilley
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"West ham are really fancying it now, carlton cole has come on" areet then lol -- Naz Khan
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Don't moan about carlton Cole coming on.... you all moan when we never go for it so why not stick a big guy on to put defence under pressure -- 父 Adam Young 父
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Some saying bacca is a done deal, some saying he's rejected us. This is too stressful just re sign Carlton cole please -- Ryan
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They want a goal against 10 men so they bring on Carlton Cole.. -- Teerts Mit
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I have a feeling that he is going to score a late goal... -- Fredrik
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61' Amalfitano is replaced by Carlton Cole -- Manchester United
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So West Ham bring on Carlton Cole! -- Dan Fazal
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Big Sam is so confident that he has brought carlton Cole on. The ignominy. -- time lord
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Now carlton cole is on to mount more pressure on the already useless defence! Just perfect, innit? -- Bolutife LORDson
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Why the fuck is Carlton Cole playing?!!! -- George Barker
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Carlton Cole. Really!? -- Up The Hammers
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So United are down to 10 men and West Ham shortly follow as Carlton Cole comes on -- Darryl Hindmarsh
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I fear the worst that he is back training with West Ham. We absolutely cannot sign him again -- George Poynter
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Then again West Ham have brought on Carlton Cole so they obviously feel sorry for us -- Simon Bird
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79' he is on to replace Enner Valencia. -- Nader Hussein
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Carlton Cole talking about his baggy Next boxer shorts is probably the best thing I've ever heard. -- Charlie
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Lukaku is playing like Carlton Cole -- Lewis Brown
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