Never be ashamed of having a crush on Charlie Morton I'm a crusher
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Rated by - Charlie Morton underwent surgery today to repair the labrum in his right hip. Estimated recovery time is 6-8 months. -- Rob Biertempfel
- Thanks a lot for getting injured, Charlie Morton. I was really looking forward to -- Adam Tupitza
- Charlie Morton's stuff is so electric cause he's always got Doritos residue under his nails. -- Marc-Andre Fedko
- Charlie Morton hit more batters than anyone in 2014, which is a fact that will surprise exactly zero people. -- Beyond the Box Score
- Really, we should only get updates when he isn't injured. If you haven't heard about him, assume he's hurt. -- Sean Collier
- RHP Charlie Morton had surgery to repair the labrum in his right hip in Nashville, TN. Expected recovery is 6-8 months. -- Josh Taylor
- Charlie Morton underwent right hip surgery today. Recovery time is expected to be 6-8 months. -- Jason Shetler
- RHP Charlie Morton underwent surgery to repair the labrum in his right hip. Recovery time is 6-8 months -- Nate Barnes
- He is out 6-8 months after undergoing surgery to repair torn labrum in right hip. -- Carmine Carcieri
- He is broken and Beau Bennett was never working. -- PensNation_K
- He is one tough hombre -- Tim Bowers
- RHP Charlie Morton has surgery to fix labrum in right hip. Estimated recovery time is 6-8 months -- Andrew Stockey
- Charlie Morton underwent surgery today to repair the labrum in his right hip. Estimated recovery time from this type of procedure is 6-8 mo -- Mike Anthony
- Beau Bennett thinks he is a giant sissy. -- Hammar
- Charlie Morton underwent successful surgery today in Nashville to repair the labrum in his right hip. Recovery time is 6-8 months. -- Travis Berardi
- Charlie Morton underwent surgery today to repair the labrum of his right hip. Typical recover time is 6-8 months, according to Pirates -- Travis Sawchik
- Charlie Morton underwent surgery today to repair the labrum in his right hip. Estimated recovery time from this type of procedure is 6-8 mo. -- Dan Zangrilli
- I look forward to people claiming the bullpen is worse than it actually is. Like Charlie Morton. -- Steve Kubitz
- Charlie Morton 60 day DL... Yeah right! He's not hurt. His pride is hurt from being the worst SP for Pirates in expansion era... (1961-2014) -- The Happy Fan
- He is done for the year with a sports hernia -- The Bucco Blog™
- Wish I would've come across this earlier, so I could've asked him about it already. But, bottom line is Charlie Morton has a Penn State dad. -- Stephen Pianovich
- Student finance has fucked me over so hard what's even the point in me going back to Uni -- char
- Charlie Morton doesn't have the guts to do it! Why would you go outside? -- Alex Popies
- I'm so excited for the return of Charlie Morton tonight. -- Sentiment
- Charlie Morton and Jose Tabata will make 12 mil this year... Andrew McCutchen and Starling Marte will make 11 million... Seems about right -- Here We Go Steelers!
- Is Charlie Morton even hurt? -- Cody
- Who is Charlie Morton? This rotation doesnt need him. Stop -- Chad Jones
- Is anybody else looking forwards to Charlie Morton's return? -- Mike
- My column on what the can learn from the success of Gerrit Cole and he is going up soon. It will be a free one. -- Tim Williams
- News Alarm: Charlie Morton (SP - Pit) Charlie Morton (shoulder) is on his way back to the Pirates to consult on his next step. -- FantasyAlarmMLB
- He is goings-on to be in the rotation in 5 days for Jeff Locke book it -- Greg
- Now that he is gone, Pirates pretty much have to sign another starter, right? -- Andy Stine
- It's the Padres, yes, but Charlie Morton has looked great tonight. 6 Ks, just two hits over 6 SO IP. Lots of heavy 95 mph sinkers. -- Ryan Boyer
- I will never forget the time Charlie Morton threw 7 innings of 1 hit ball and got taken out for a pinch hitter just so Wilson could blow it -- #BurghProud
- He is absolutely an upgrade to Locke and Worley, but by no means a slam dunk solution either. -- Gavin Williams
- Jeff Locke is terrible, but he is terribler. -- Garrett Behanna
- In an offseason where Rich Hill got $48 mil and Charlie Morton got $14 mil, $26 for three years of Nova is a good deal. -- Bill Brink
- It sounds like he is very close to returning to the Pirates rotation. -- Josh Yohe
- The return of he is near! -- Joshua Ruga
- Charlie Morton so far7.0, 11 hits, 1er 8 strikeouts, no walks. -- The Angry Fan
- "A few very good games then the wheels fall off." The title and entire contents of my book predicting Charlie Morton's return. -- Justin.gif
- Like I don't know folks, he is pretty dang good. I don't know why comment dot com hates him so much -- Zach Morrison
- So when will Charlie Morton be ready? -- josABank
- comment POLL: With Charlie Morton returning at some point in the not-so-distant future, should they send him to AAA or AA? -- #SCOREYPERRY
- comment POLL: With Charlie Morton returning at some point in the not-so-distant future, whose rotation spot should he take? -- Bucco Talk
- Charlie Morton's middle name is Alfred! -- John Lucas
- When the best part of the night is Charlie Morton's rehab start. Yeesh. -- Bryan Hoover
- The Pirates lose, 5-0. They are 79-50. Charlie Morton unraveled after three easy innings, and the bats were very, very quiet. -- Stephen J. Nesbitt
- Breaking: he is dominant at the AA level. 6 IP 3 H 3 K -- The Point of Pgh
- He is dealing tonight. Through five scoreless innings on 57 pitches, retired last ten. Ton of ground balls. -- John Dreker
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