Chic Murray

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• 1/ Bassa,,,lol Ben Gunn, Mr Abbey, Cameron, and another 4 or 5 comedians, I took Chic Murray along -- john watt
• i think Chic Murray may eclipse him ;) -- sandy
• I couldn't help think of that Chic Murray joke "aye, I'm just trying to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket!" (2/2) -- The Other Big Yin
• please let it be Chic Murray, that would make fabulous t.v Off you go you small boys! -- tina bonar
• Mair like chic murray -- Jim Doc
• Gag from USA comic Stephen Wright originally by Chic Murray -- Paul Daniels
• My sister wanted a cat for a pet I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark. --Chic Murray -- Taylor Made Comedy
• Loved Brian Taylor's description of Derek Mackay at as "Chic Murray with a stopwatch" -- Happedinmist
• Dopo aver detto a mia moglie che la biancheria intima nera mi eccitava, lei non mi ha lavato i boxer per un mese. Chic Murray (1919-1985) -- Words
• I walked into the bedroom. The curtains were drawn.......... But the furniture was real [Chic Murray] -- Angela ★BLADES★
• The byrds singing bob Dylan songs cd for 3.99,and chic Murray DVD from hmv.like a kid in a sweet shop. -- paulcardno
• "My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off." Charles 'Chic' Murray -- Mulled Vine
• Just dropped a Chic Murray joke into the convo there! -- Scott
• It's a small world but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. Chic Murray -- John Welford
• Fucking Chic Murray couldn't ask about football for a second without decrying the fans. Happens all over the world, all the time. -- Raffles
• on 1984 Chic Murray, Canadian politician, 2nd Mayor of Mississauga (b.1914) -- This Day In History
• Was very tempted to do a chic Murray inspired joke on that last comment but no one would've got it sadly. -- Danny W. Fairbairn
• are off to provincials 3:45 @ chic Murray -- Saintsballhockey
• Its Championship Sunday! final 2:30. final 3:45. final 5pm. All the action will be take place at Chic Murray Arena. -- OBHF
• Múlt éjszaka azt álmodtam, hogy megettem öt kiló vattacukrot, és amikor felébredtem, nem volt meg a párnám. Chic Murray -- Szabó Jenő
• "After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month." Chic Murray. -- Dr Subtilis
• TRUMP AND CLINTON interrupt the Candidates' Debate to perform their "CHIC MURRAY AND MAIDIE" tribute impression !!! -- Tom Welsh
• Good night ; D My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. U see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton~Chic Murray -- Chris
• Chic Murray, Canadian politician, 2nd Mayor of Mississauga (b.1914) died closer to the start of Elizabeth II's reign than today -- Closer to George VI
• Chic Murray's response to a woman when she asked if he fell. "No. I'm trying to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket!" X -- Cathy Forster
• Oxfam buys today: Spooky, Comets on Fire, J Monae, Six by Seven, Obligatorisk Tortyr, Chic Murray, Walkabouts, Matthew Sweet - -- Andy Hampers
• From the late, great Chic Murray: "my parents never understood me... they were Japanese" -- Alan Calderwood
• Chic-Chic-Chic-Chic Murray Tell a little gag for me -- Ian McMillan
• "My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton." Chic Murray -- Spartacusxp#SaltCom
• RIP Chic Murray. -- John Usher
• I can't see a hotel portion of honey, jam or anything without thinking of Chic Murray saying "Ah, I see you keep a bee". -- Louis Barfe
• That's a Chic Murray one, I believe, via Billy Connolly. -- David O'Brien
• I knocked and the woman opened the door in her night dress. I thought to myself at the time what a strange place to have a door -Chic Murray -- Wobbly Lines
• Chic Murray. 'My parents never understood me. They were Japanese' -- (((Edwin Moore)))
• Won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to. Chic murray -- Paul B Lyons.
• Chic Murray Jokes : If it weren't for marriage husbands and wives would have to fight with strangers -- David Campbell
• Chic Murray: "If it weren't for marriage, husbands and wives would have to fight with strangers." -- MistaGeaky
• Just caught up with A play a pie abs pint - Chic Murray one. Really good watch catching on iplayer (BBC Scotland) -- ScouseTims
• I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling. Chic Murray -- Robin Thorburn
• If something's neither here nor there, where the hell is it? -- Chic Murray -- Colin Wright
• If they want to impose a lockdown in Aberdeen they should just announce it s Flag Day. (C) Chic Murray -- Mark O'Neill
• Chic Murray -- Lydia
• How was yer chic Murray yah chancer -- Craig Texali Welsh
• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. - Chic Murray (1919-1985). -- Words of Wisdom
• Starting the day the Chic Murray way "I was walking down the road the other Day. I knew it was the road. The pavement was on either side" -- Stuart
• Off you go, you small boys . And with that Chic Murray steals the show. -- The Village Store 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧
• To paraphrase the late, great Chic Murray: "No, I'm Hungarian and how did you know my name is Valter?" -- John Lonie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇫🇷🇪🇺
• "If I give up drink, tobacco and sex, doctor, will I live longer?" "No, it'll only seem longer..." Chic Murray (From Funnyosities). -- Night Lantern
• It's a small world but I wouldn't want to have to paint it -- Chic Murray, or perhaps Steve Wright -- Colin Wright (@[email protected])

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