Chris Columbus

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• Fun fact: America is named after the nigga who was thought to bring limes with Chris Columbus' journey to prevent scurvy. -- Nate O'Carter
• me and Chris Columbus were on the Santa Maria and Ralph was crying in the corner so we threw him overboard lmao he swam to the U.S -- ideas
• . Indians are people from India Chris Columbus. You can't be a truthdokta unless you know what truth is -- Mark McCaw
• So thankful Chris Columbus did what he did with the first two HP films -- The Boy Who Lived
• Só não reclamo do Chris Columbus com aquela zoeira que foi Percy J. Pq ele tbm fez HP -- Zé
• if we're being honest i always look out for him in basements in various Chris Columbus movies -- Ronny Cedeño
• Calissa is on a first name basis with Chris Columbus... -- Carter Kirilenko
• There were several castings the final being with Chris Columbus at Leavesden then long wait. V exciting. Sad most of Irma cut -- Sally Mortemore
• Nine Months is a 1995 romantic comedy film directed by Chris Columbus. It stars ... en train de regarder Neuf mois aussi -- imane
• Producer/director he is guest DJ on E Street Radio. Talking about how he fell in love with his wife over Bruce. <3 <3 -- Erin Collins
• He is from the knights Templar and that's they had a red plus sign on their ship they killed indians for resources like rhwanda -- ALEXANDER THE GREAT
• Chris Nolan is Chris Columbus dressed up as Andrei Tarkovsky. -- Jesse Thompson
• Chris Columbus was really interesting to watch how he works with children. -- Arami Ocampos
• Thor Freudenthal e Chris Columbus VOCÊS SÓ GANHARAM PONTO COMIGO POR TEREM CONTRATADO O LOGAN -- letícia
• So a wreck happened directly behind me and I almost got rear-ended! -- Lord Christopher™
• He is not looking for a big break. He just hopes everything works out for everybody, man. -- Chris Columbus III
• For a 1987 Chris Columbus Disney movie, Adventures in Babysitting has some really messed up stuff happening. -- Eric Drumm
• Drunk girl is a 2 grade teacher and she and boyfriend are teaching the 3 and 6 graders in their seat about Chris Columbus and migration... -- Amanda Panda
• He is an amazing filmmaker. -- Shelbie
• The cold air, the coating of snow on the ground This is Thanksgiving weekend weather as ordered by John Hughes/Chris Columbus films. -- Jeff Burkholder
• Thankful we ravaged peaceful native Americans land so I could eat this butterball steroid fed mass produced turkey. S/o Chris Columbus tho! -- fake
• Ah, there is the connection. Chris Columbus wrote screenplay for "Young Sherlock Holmes" and directed first two Potter films. -- Maura
• 'Chris Columbus you're not my hero anymore. Channing Tatum is now. ' - my cousin Robbie -- Bri Bunny
• Thankful that Chris Columbus came to America and that we slaughtered millions of Indians so we could settle here. -- Josh
• I'm thankful Chris Columbus and the pilgrims slaughtered an entire race of ppl so I can eat this turkey -- harles
• Y'all. there are protests in SPAIN for mike brown. that feels so good. chris columbus can officially suck a dick. -- EVERY28HOURS
• Watching Young Sherlock Holmes and finding it very Harry Potterish. Fitting since it was written by Chris Columbus. -- Leo Cohen
• At this point thanksgiving is like halloween where it's just a holiday for food. fuck chris columbus he started this shit fuck that guy -- dragon slayer wife
• "Chris Columbus discovered America." HAHAHAHA I DIDNT REALIZE THAT TO DISCOVER IS TO STEAL AND KILL ANYONE THAT GETS IN YOUR WAY -- Jack Callaway
• America is sick. This is sick. Why do I live such a fucking corrupt country. Thanks Chris Columbus witcha goof ass -- Asia
• Did you know that he is writing a Gremlins remake? Do you know how fucking excited I am? -- MattInWinnipeg
• How is there no movie about Chris Columbus? -- Trev
• Adventures In Babysitting is directed by Chris Columbus. Like, fucking of course it is. -- Frankie Karloff
• For my money the worst thing ever said on a commentary is Chris Columbus saying "I'd shoot it in widescreen" on Home Alone. -- Kid Aspect Ratio
• Home Alone is the best Christmas movie. John Huges, Chris Columbus, John Williams, Macaulay Culkin. What else do you want?? -- Queen Elizabeth
• Thank God Chris Columbus and crew raped and pillaged their way through America so I can sa -- Mithun Hadwin
• It stars Director: Chris Columbus Stars: Adam Sandler, Michelle Monaghan, Peter Dinklage, Josh Gad everyone is fine cept one motherfucker -- blacksanta
• He is my favourite director -- Taylor✌️
• So I'm reading House of Secrets by Chris Columbus and Ned Vizzini. Won't take me long to read it I think -- marsyee
• Chris Columbus was really interesting to watch how he works with children. -- Sinead Simoes
• Lol the credited director of Home Alone 2 is Chris Columbus -- Julie Poptart
• The worst thing about Harry Potter is that Chris Columbus directed and produced the first three movies. Every thing he touches is garbage. -- Paul J. F. Oppelt
• Walmart on S. Chris. Columbus blvd is bac open. -- Raymond Niglio
• Like fuck thats so interesting but in school they teach us about people like chris columbus. Hmm sure america, whatever the fuck you say. -- MichaelWalter
• He is just not a good director. Comparing the cinematography in Sorcerer's Stone to Prisoner of Azkaban... well, there is none. -- Bryce
• Watching Harry Potter. Chris Columbus really fucked up. Stupid idiot should have read the books. Thank's for nothing. -- Stefan Carl-McGrath
• "Oh noo but i want this Chris Columbus' book!" "I'll buy it for you" "Wait. Is that a birthday present" "..yes" so yeah i've got one now ^^ -- Sirius Sol
• Yep, this is clearly a Chris Columbus film. -- Darth Demmons
• Written by Chris Columbus?! No wonder there's so much hate on foreigners! Amiright?! -- bishops
• Watching Christmas with the Kranks. 2 Chris Columbus movies in one day is too many. -- Andrew Battista

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