Never be ashamed of having a crush on Chris Cooley I'm a crusher
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Chris Cooley is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Rated by - My dad just casually texted me saying how he is playing a round of golf with Chris Cooley and other old skins players tomorrow.. So jealous! -- Kayleigh Dolieslager
- Chris Cooley and Sonny Jergesun was seated behind us so that was cool. -- Incognegro
- Clay is hernandez, chris cooley, delani walker type. Add gronk, julius thomas type & u have dynamic TE duo puts pressure on D to account -- DieHard Phins
- I'm pretty sure he is on the radio drunk as a freshman on New Years . -- zac Russell
- Dude wearing on the Redskins is freaking me out cause it's not Chris Cooley -- Bader
- Where is Chris Cooley when you need him -- King ⭐️
- Chris Cooley up here doing a show so now everybody press. -- ♍Kahn
- So Mark Zuckerman and Chris Cooley wanted the Nats to play SF Giants. You guys got your wish Nats will be SWEPT out of playoffs come Game 3. -- DCSportsGal
- This Chris Cooley breakdown is the best -- Ty
- Chris Cooley said his New Years Resolution is to try and be positive about the organization. Good luck with that! -- Austin
- He is super annoying. -- Javier Flores
- He is the worst on the radio -- Billy Ray Valentine
- Man I been in the car listening to the Skins game on the radio. he is terrible. So annoying to listen to. Ntn but negative he is. -- Del Jim Baxter
- Is it me or does Chris Cooley just seemed annoyed to be commenting on this game. -- Alan Hilton
- Listening to Chris Cooley on ESPN 980....is hilarious lol -- Anil Prashar
- I lost a lot of respect for Chris Cooley because of this. Really surprised and disappointed me. -- Mr. Skin_Lover
- So OVER Chris Cooley who I once loved -- Lisa Raines
- He is sounding like a Bitcccccch -- Fraîche
- I was a big Chris Cooley fan when he wore the 47... Now that he is behind the mic he has become the worse person smh -- Steven H
- He is slowly turning into a joke as an analyst -- Dan Henderson
- White is going to be the Chris Cooley of the wiz -- DIESEL
- Chris Cooley and Jay Gruden are playing at the country club tomorrow -- Devin Passmore
- This Jack Cooley kid isn't any relation to he is he? Where the hell did he come from? -- fendo
- You think your life sucks? I had to eat dinner while staring at Chris Cooley's giant head -- Lowell Murray
- Stephens analyst Chris Cooley initiated coverage of Boston Scientific $BSX with an overweight rating and $21 price target. -- COCKRELL GROUP
- What ever happen to Chris Cooley? -- Sauce It Up
- I really hope Chris Cooley decides to go back to the NFL. Because he absolutely sucks on the radio -- Kyle Evans
- Excited to see he is making a comeback and might get a chance with the Cardinals.. He's a class act and a great former Redskin -- Papa Duck
- Engram from Ole Miss is more along the lines of a Chris Cooley-type of TE/HB hybrid. -- YouthSportsSanDiego
- TEXT from Chris Cooley: "With Robert out of the picture, NOW I really do want to come back and suit up again." -- Chris Russell
- Just met a stripper who gave Chris Cooley a lap dance!!! -- Andrew Sheller
- If Chris Cooley signs with the Arizona Cardinals I'm breaking up w him and taking him off my wall -- marta
- I just got Chris Cooley to wave at me! -- MarQuan Lynch
- watch Dumb and Dumber and Will Ferrell movies with Chris Cooley -- Jason R. Nehmer
- Well, I can now add Lenny Kravitz to the list of famous dongs I wish I'd never seen, along with Chris Cooley and Visanthe Shiancoe. -- Hotdog Sandwich Chef
- So a few of us reporters/bloggers are about to have our FF draft. Should be fun. I can't wait to draft Chris Cooley. -- Chadwiko Menendez
- Cooley hi iam a big fan since sonny jergeson Larry Brown and Charlie Taylor. Go skin's -- Jeffrey BUTNER
- Chris Cooley jersey on my man at the chi town airport .. hadda dap em up -- matty_iice2
- My older brother didn't know who jj watt was and then when he found out he said Chris Cooley was better -- Deon Williams
- .SpencerIrvine: Never Forget, fans, ex-Redskin Chris Cooley predicted Devin Mahina will make the roster. That'd be sweet! -- Never Forget Bot
- In case you missed it, fans, ex-Redskin Chris Cooley predicted Devin Mahina will make the roster. That'd be sweet! -- Spencer Irvine
- Remember when Chris Cooley was the best TE in nfl history -- Bennie Hogan
- I hope Chris Cooley gets the wanting to comeback to play football outta his system and stays on the radio -- Magic Bronson
- Coming up today at 1:30-- Our We will talk with their Color Analyst, Chris Cooley ( -- Chase McCabe
- Have been told a few times that Chris cooley is not an option for the Redskins. But the Redskins are in bad shape at TE. Will that change? -- John Keim
- Jordan Reed just made his 250th career catch. He joins Chris Cooley and Jerry Smith as the only Redskins TEs w that many. -- Mike Jones
- I would put ANY sum of money on the fact that the one person against he is Dan Snyder. God i fucking hate Dan Snyder -- Caleb
- Irony is Chris Cooley criticizing Redskins "drama" while he's publicly lobbying the team to sign him on a team-owned radio station. -- Justin Howard
- I loved Chris Cooley, it's a shame this is still a thing. He needs to stop talking about coming back. -- Brian Naftaly
- Wonder if Chris Cooley realizes how much bad will would be directed his way if Skins signed him. Would only confirm is back. -- Redskin For Life
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