Never be ashamed of having a crush on Chris Distefano I'm a crusher
Actor, Comedian, Writer (Famous from MTV's Guy Code)
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Why People Have A Crush On Chris Distefano
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I think ??? Chris distefano postponed his philly dates?
view -- Victoria!!
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haven't watched tpw in a minute tbh watch history hyenas or any chris distefano podcast -- Funkhouser
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Chris Distefano said he would do 40 open Mics a week and I m trying to figure out how he found the damn time -- Look at my African American over here
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Chris Distefano ( and Sam Morril ( have two of my fave comedy specials -- alix
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Chris Distefano view -- tattooz ‘n shit
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I just realized that wasn't Chris Distefano before he got fit -- Kewlocity - David Ballard
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He is an underrated comedian -- Zoli
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Chris Distefano : Reality is a suggestion -- Sid Ray
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He is the type of Italian kid that we wouldn't let hang out in front of the deli -- Penitent(H.G.I.C.)
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Chris Distefano > everyone else -- S͓̽H͓̽A͓̽K͓̽K͓̽A͓̽B͓̽L͓̽O͓̽O͓̽D͓̽
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Thinking about the time I saw Chris Distefano in a supermarket but chickened out of talking to him :/ -- Anwar
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No cap Chris distefano just cured my depression -- vicks
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I wanna go see Chris Distefano tonight but I don't wanna go alone. Lemme know if you interested so we can grab tickets before they sell out -- Behind the scene
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First Joe Rogan and now Chris Distefano comedy show canceled. Beyond pissed and over this shit. -- Austin Gootee
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YOOO Chris distefano and sal got a podcast together -- Coach Chris
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chris distefano thinks electoral college means most people are red lmfao id*ot -- Earth Unification
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The more I listen to Chris distefano the more I can t stand Andrew Schultz -- des
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I m looking for ways to reach Chris DiStefano...it s important -- Mr. DiStefa-Moe
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Hearing Chris Distefano say Brendan has been the highlight of my day. This canes is a close second. -- Annie
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Chris distefano is the funniest comedian to ever exist i m dying -- layal
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He is a really fucking good comic. -- Tom
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Chris distefano is honestly hilarious -- hannahohbanana
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Ugh chris distefano is a republican. i always guessed it but i never knew for sure -- allison is a fan account
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I wish Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano would kiss and make up so they aint gotta be on every other podcast constantly. -- Brad
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Chris distefano from guy code/girl code being a host for the US on Beastmaster omg -- nick
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He is so sexy. -- Femmephibian
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I think the best thing I ve done recently is start listening Sal Vulcano and Chris Distefano s podcast -- Natalie
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Hey babe podcast w sal vulcano & chris distefano is all i have in life at this current moment -- tay-lord
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He is my lord and savor. -- Miguel Angel Perez
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Just signed a huge deal with MTV s Chris Distefano and also landed a partnership with Burlington Coat Factory this week. 2021 is my year -- Nick Fasano
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My type is Chris distefano -- i am kid rock
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Chris distefano just liked my comment I m ejacccin son praise god -- Alistair
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Not me gasping out loud in class today when I saw he is on Trash Tuesday this week -- Katie Lee is stressed about not having a mustache
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I just wanna say chris distefano on the pod is maybe the best thing to ever happen to me. i fucking LOVE him. -- jas !!!!!
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He is the fucking funniest human being on earth. -- Uncle CoCo
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"oh, i thought you were gay" - chris distefano
"no, i'm jewish" - nadav
"ooooh....that's what it is"
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- Matt 🇲🇽 (The Butcher)
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Chris DiStefano is one of the funniest dudes in the world -- Jeremy
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On behalf of the joe derosa vs chris distefano episode. Who is better? -- ♥tanka jahari♥
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Not many people know this, but Biff from Back to the Future(s) is actually Chris DiStefano s dad. -- Nicola Jane Young
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Is that Pat Mcafee holding Chris Distefano? -- edmontoncoiler222
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Guys think i m so hot until i tell them i m not related to Chris Distefano -- Hollars
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Chris distefano is so funny bro -- Mystic ⁹⁹⁹ needs CMW🤠
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Im so happy Chris DiStefano and Yannis Pappas got to go on Rogan.
Im just sad it had to be on separate terms. -- LippySkippy
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Chris distefano is so full of shit -- Brooks Gilman
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Chris Distefano on Rogan ..is a riot -- namecannotbeblank
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Chris Distefano on Rogan ..is a riot -- TheYesnoDrama
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Currently at dinner and ray romano is on my left and Chris DiStefano to my right -- alexcina
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Season 2 Chris DiStefano funny AF. Do people really call USA ooosa? -- Ali Not Muhammad
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Chris distefano is simply not funny -- Jerry's Cheesesteaks
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Is the Chris Distefano s 9/11 story, the best Stand up story ever?
If not, what is? -- TPK
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