Never be ashamed of having a crush on Chris Eigeman I'm a crusher
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Chris Eigeman is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Chris Eigeman
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He is my spirit animal
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- All this Chris Eigeman has me craving some -- The Queen of Segues
- I miss Chris Eigeman -- WBFrog Gangnam Style
- Noah used Whit Stillman's crew, most notably Chris Eigeman and Carlos Jalcott, GenX heroes. -- Kirsten Major
- Funny, never seen this movie. But I love Chris Eigeman. He's a riot in those Whit Stillman movies. -- Robb Skidmore
- 1990s chris eigeman is bae -- spoopy spice
- I just found out that Ben Affleck was considered for Chris Eigeman s role in The Last Days of Disco, and a chill went up my spine. -- Tessa Strain
- If they couldn't get John Waters, Chris Eigeman would have been an acceptable Dr. Strange. -- Twa Corbies
- I just got to the storyline with Chris Eigeman - his acting fits right into the world of GG, digging it.Statistics: Posted by Peter C... -- hipinion
- I just discovered he is a different person from Kyle Maclachlan -- josephsk_
- Return to Seen/Unacknowledged: Chris Eigeman!, Matthew Goode, Will Butler, all regulars. Only one I care abt is Eigeman. Hero. -- Nick
- Yesss chris eigeman as a smarmy wasp tool on "gilmore girls" i love this -- TOTALYATÄR
- Bruce McCulloch, Sebastian Bach, AND Chris Eigeman! GILMORE GIRLS season four is shaping up!! -- Rudie! Obias
- Winding down after Black Friday. Watching Barcelona and wishing I could go back in time and date Chris Eigeman -- Erin Martell
- No sé si está bien, pero le hago hijos al Chris Eigeman de hace 10 años. -- Paula
- That Chris Eigeman, though, right? -- heather kelly
- For some reason I find myself reading the 10:04 narrator's navel-gazing in the voice of a Whit Stillman Chris Eigeman character. -- Elly Higginbottom
- Slide into your mild comment dispute like Chris Eigeman in "Last Days of Disco" shouting "Fight! Rumble!" -- Judas Precariat
- Chris Eigeman, Nate Parker, Tim Roth & Bruce Altman!? Each one nails it in Arbitrage . -- Matt Perez
- I'm sure that he is a very nice person but I can't wait for him to be not on anymore. -- Joe Grunenwald
- Chris Eigeman owns this film, why isn't he more famous? -- blahblahblahtoby
- Just sitting around googling photos of Chris Eigeman at 11:20am on a Friday -- Samantha Pitchel
- Just got to season 4 in the ... All of the Chris Eigeman scenes read differently now. A S-P must be a Stillman fan. -- Magdalene Hobbs
- Just got off the phone with Chris Eigeman. so... i guess i'd have to say that my life is going according to plan? -- david ehrlich
- There's a guy on this telenovela who looks exactly like Chris Eigeman. -- Meghan O'Keefe
- Whit Stillman calls Chris Eigeman, puts on some disco, and dances -- Esther Zuckerman
- Chris Eigeman was the original Adam Scott. -- Beez Thousand
- Cruelly, the "More Chris Eigeman" link at the bottom doesn't actually lead to more Chris Eigeman. Don't tease me, -- Jon Solari
- I'm nostalgic for that Chris Eigeman monologue in Kicking & Screaming about how he's nostalgic about everything including that monologue -- soncharm
- Hey, it's the first Chris Eigeman episode of Gilmore Girls! -- Digi Adventure Tri.
- If that was a real quiz, I would take it, and I would probably get Chris Eigeman's character. -- amanda m.
- With its Parker Posey/Chris Eigeman combo, Kicking and Screaming may represent peak '90s indie filmmaking. -- Edwin Davies
- I did make a gif once of Chris Eigeman and Taylor Nichols talking about what s above the subtext, and why nobody ever talks about that. -- Jacob Remes
- Having a Noah Baumbach revival. Tonight I watched Kicking and Screaming. Chris Eigeman! Parker Posey! Eric Stoltz! -- simmone howell
- He's kind of a monosyllabic version of chris eigeman IMO. I like him okay. He's cute-ish. -- Sarah Horrocks
- you don't have to, chris eigeman -- Kelly Conaboy
- Fair Ghost (1995) starring Martin Mull, Nicholas Turturro, Chris Eigeman and Michael McShane (dir. Donald Petrie) -- Ghostbusters Past
- I just finish The Treatment great indie movie Tribeca 2006 winner. Good story starring the exceptional Chris Eigeman&perfect Famke Janssen -- Valentina J. Urzúa
- Then you were great in BARCELONA. + I don't know what Baumbach has against his delightful HIGHBALL. OK so long, Chris Eigeman! -- Jack Pendarvis
- Hannah from Girls has the same mom as Lindsay Weir and I forgot Chris Eigeman was on that show. -- Tim (ca. 2015 BCE)
- Too bad Scott Cohen, Jon Hamm, Billy Burke, David Sutcliffe and Chris Eigeman aren't there to take a "Lorelai's men"pic -- Laura
- Best things about the GIRLs pilot? Peter Scolari, who I've always liked. Chris Eigeman in a brief scene. Alison Williams is pretty. -- Mister Crow
- Serious question: how did Chris Eigeman manage to avoid becoming very famous? Was there a karmic swap btw him & Rob Schneider or something? -- Vincent Dee
- HOLY SHIT! CHRIS EIGEMAN ON CSI:MIAMI! Now I m gonna have to watch Noah Baumbach s Kicking And Screaming tonight. I love that guy. -- Jason Baldwin
- "i guess you could say it's extremely vulgar. i like it a lot" chris eigeman pulling it off like a damn pro -- db
- In case you were wondering, he is magnificent in Malcolm in the Middle. -- MSH
- I find myself nostalgic for the halcyon days of the chris eigeman era. -- Jennifer v.d. Kwast
- Waiting for Noah Baumbach to call me. Actually. I promise you, comment, that I won't talk about Chris Eigeman. -- Sasha James
- Sometimes movie joy is a larger than life visual. Sometimes it's just Whit Stillman dialogue rolling out of Chris Eigeman's mouth. -- Amos Posner
- Who is going to give Chris Eigeman the dramatic role that he's always been capable of & that will win all the awards? -- Miriam Bale
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