Chris Evans

Chris Evans' love life is hotter than a jalapeño in July, and it's got everyone buzzing like bees at a honey convention. The 43-year-old Captain America star recently sent the internet into overdrive with his latest romantic escapade – all thanks to some pumpkins! Yes, you read that right: pumpkins.

A few years ago, Chris posted an innocent Halloween snap featuring our favorite orange gourds. Little did he know it would spark more gossip than your grandma's knitting circle on bingo night. Fans went full Sherlock Holmes trying to decode what this meant for his dating status.

In honor of this gourd-geous revelation (sorry), let's take a trip down memory lane and revisit the parade of famous ladies who have been enchanted by America's ass... I mean hero!

From high-profile actresses to singers whose names rhyme with "Shmanna Shmontana," Chris has had quite the roster of relationships worthy of their own Marvel movie saga. So grab your popcorn—or should we say pumpkin spice latte—and get ready for some juicy tales from Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor turned squash enthusiast!

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• I know Chris Evans from his spectacular acting and being America's ass. He is beautiful. -- Gg
• Gentlemen. This is a man you want, this is a man you need by your side and then some. I do not like the marvel movies but I do like Chris, a built chest is a must, and i would love to be face deep in his chest. -- Squilliams
• Chris Evans needs to be higher than this he is one of the hottest men I have ever layed my eyes on -- Anonymous
• I know Chris Evans from ever since I saw his leaked cock pic on Twitter (and saved it, duh) I've wanted his seed deep in my ass -- logan
• I know Chris Evans from the Marvel films. His body hair is perfect and I love his muscles and legs. -- Anonymous 1
• I know Chris Evans from captain America, he is the sexiest man I’ve ever seen in my whole life and I love his goofy personality, he’s got the perfect sculpted face and jaw and beautiful huge pecs -- Anonymous
• I know Chris Evans from my dreams and captain america and others but I am in love with hum because who isn't everyone that watches one of his movies has to fall for him -- Rylee again
• I know Chris Evans from not another teen movie and avengers he does have the greatest ass -- Chevy black impala 1967
• I know Chris Evans from avengers he is so hot and did you know in not another teen movie they also had rob Benedict super cuties but I love Chris more than any one even y dogs and myself. -- Rylee
• I know Chris Evans from his role as the Human Torch. Ever since then I have been so obsessed with him. My goal is to one day marry him. -- Tyler Nazario
• I know Chris Evans from Captain America and Im not normally that into him except he is sooooooo hot as Captain America -- Man Crusher
• I know Chris Evans from from when.he first starred in not another teen movie. he was hilarious.Chris everywhere- on my laptop,phone,tablet.ubave every movie that he has starred in.He is the most talented respected and beautiful person i have ever seen on.the big screen -- Toni Hutchings
• I know Chris Evans from Fantasic Four , The avengers 1 and 2 Age of ultron Captain America 1,2 not Another Teen Movie because his eyes his personality his lips look so smooth look so strong love his beard and with out beard and his voice and he just so Gorgeous. -- Jon Martinez
• 3-10 are also: "Snog Chris Evans". 11 is "look into winning Pulitzer" 12 is "try squid ink pasta" 13-20 are "learn to laugh like Denzel". -- Bim Adewunmi
• Cody Christian (from Pretty Little Liars) is my perspective of a perfect white boy. Along with Chris Evans. Oh my fuck. Give me one. -- Яᴀyᴍᴏnᴅ
• Sebastian Stan is hot sure so is Chris Evans yeah and Scarlett Johansson but why settles for them when there's Anthony Mackie -- chicken nuggie
• I'm so mad at Chris Evans like what the hell please change your icon already -- kiara stan
• Chris evans is still my lock screen -- dalia
• CHRIS EVANS IS MY FUCKING DADDY I WOULD CALL HIM DADDY ALL NIGHT LONG YOU BEST BELIEVE -- nay
• The only reason I care about the Oscars is that someone will post new Chris Evans in a tux gifs -- Amy
• AM I ATTRACTED TO THIS GENERIC WHITE BOY is the most accurate tag i have ever seen on a chris evans post -- clint baeton
• My perfect man would be amalgamation of Richard Armitage, Chris Evans and Anthony Mackie. Is that so much to ask? -- Anansa Bernard
• Cannot believe I wasted my evening arguing with fanboys over Chris Evans retiring and why Janet VanDyne is the one and only Wasp. -- david romano
• Not a marvel comics reader so never imagined I would think Steve Rogers more compelling than Clark Kent. But Chris Evans > Henry Cavill. -- faria moonah
• Ben brought up my chris evans's beard problem & lucy said "oh is that still going on" & i want to die -- Ria E
• Chris evans is this huge adorable nerd but also this hot piece of ass that needs to straight up fuck me on a kitchen table -- leeanna ॐ
• I need Chris Evans srsly this isn't funny anymore -- selcrik
• No makeup, hair undone, mismatched clothes, about 10 miles to empty on gas AND the hot Chris Evans look alike guy is in class today -- Dhalea
• Also Chris Evans plays Ryan McDonagh while Henry Cavill is Dan Girardi. -- Blind Lemon Merengue
• Last night I dreamt I was married to Chris Evans. So anything that happens now, and for the rest of my life, will be shit by comparison. -- Rosie Vernel
• De verdade, espero que o lance do Chris Evans só atuar por contrato tenha excessões como Snowpiercer, puta filme pra ter na carreira. -- Carol Magdalena
• He isn't an actor doubling as Captain America, he's Captain America doubling as an actor -- Katie Duran
• [sees chris evans] nice [sees chris evans shirtless] very nice -- jess stan (9)
• "All the relationships, the connections that he makes, that I think really bring him to life, are with Natasha and Sam." - Chris Evans -- Romanogers Army
• He is attractive, right? -- Matt Szymanski
• Me looking at chris evans : this is fine. -- sophie shea
• I'M A WRECK CHRIS EVANS IS IN THIS WHAT WHTA WHA T I CAN'T HANDLE THIS -- kira
• Chris evans is so ridiculously attractive it's insane -- petra
• Chris Evans' man crush on Chris a Hemsworth gives me strength. -- ➖
• Oh Ello Chris Evans, you are so beautiful -- Willies
• My sexuality is chris evans beard -- Oberyn Martell
• My brother is the cutest Chris Evans there is and I don't care what you say -- Chloe♀ Evans
• Me and my pal in english we're talking about chris evans, his wonderful beard and his boobs... english is where it's at -- stevebucky ash
• Not pierre gasly and chris evans both being ass men -- emma
• Chris evans' laugh makes me so :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) -- kid trash
• Watching cellular. he is in this movie -- Canadian Babeee
• Chris evans was so great in sunshine hhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn -- ☀ chopstick ass ☀
• Being chris evans is great bc he's great but he's also rich and also captain america -- Satan
• Those who live in glass houses should really look like Chris Evans or put some damn clothes on! -- the_amphibian
• The creepiest part of CA:TFA is how creepily meta and prescient the USO part is, mirroring Chris Evans apparent real life fatigue w/ Marvel -- objective c

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