Never be ashamed of having a crush on Chris Hoy I'm a crusher
A British and Scottish track cyclist
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Chris Hoy is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Chris Hoy
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - He is a right likeable so and so. -- Richard Kelly
- My pal Chris hoy is on the tele -- Georgina
- CHRIS HOY IS MY HUSBAND -- alyce
- Why is Chris Hoy pretending to be an auctioneer on BBC2 right now?! -- Henry Elliss ®
- So yeah, chris hoy was at my work today -- Mike Newman
- Seems that Sir he is riding in the same race as TT at the weekend ..GET YOUR MONEY ON HOY . -- Clapton Terrier
- " "The wifi on this train works really well!" Said no-one ever." Lord Sir Chris Hoy has spoken, get this fixed! -- Cameron Kerr Moffat
- Customer at work pointed out my name is like Sir Chris Hoy. Very original sir -- Chris Moy
- Booing god save the queen is so fucking stupid, were you booing it when Chris Hoy was winning gold medals at the olympics ? -- Gordon
- We now have a FW shirt signed by Sir Chris Hoy, this will be auctioned at the Awards night so get your ticket now, final numbers by the 22nd -- Fareham Wheelers
- Chris Hoy's thigh is bigger than my waist and that thought makes me very uncomfortable -- heath
- I see he is retiring from refereeing -- Andrew Leason
- Bradley is responsible for the greatest single achievement by a British sportsman, I stand by that - Chris Hoy -- آمون ضيغميہ
- Adam checking out the Sir Chris Hoy Velodrome at the 2013! Very cool!! -- Mount Jennette
- Bradley is responsible for the greatest single achievement by a British sportsman, I stand by that - Chris Hoy -- طموح الجنة
- So possibly, we might be seeing Sir Chris Hoy in Le Mans next year, eh? -- yukie
- He is alright really isn't he. Top bloke. -- Az
- How is there any car cockpit wide enough to accommodate Chris Hoy's thighs? -- Calum Macaulay
- Just paid £7.99 for Le Mans app to avoid having to listen to Chris Hoy being interviewed. Fairly decent value for money. -- John Redfern
- Who is Chris Hoy ? chap's been on tele quite a lot for the last 20 minutes -- Avi Avikesh
- Who is the best living Scot? Chris Hoy? Jk Rowling? Kenny Dalglish? -- Ross Wight
- the day that Chris Hoy comments sarcastic/grumpy comments is the day that Chris Hoy disappears up Chris Hoy's arse -- Chris Deerin
- (We won't sleep. My chimp, Pogo, is very noisy at the moment. He's not a real chimp, just a part of my brain, like Chris Hoy's) -- MonkeyDog
- Can't believe my bike pedal snapped on the way to work so I was Chris hoy for 3 and a half days now back to being lewis Hamilton -- Kurt Blacklock
- I've decided what my goal is with my looks/physique. Chris Hoy's quads, Jason Statham's torse, my hair, beard face etc and my voice. -- RubyMalvolio
- Really not a Wiggins fan! Fair play if he breaks the record, but he's just Hamilton on a bike He's no Chris Hoy! -- Paul Rutland
- haha not sure that sounds as cool as the name is Hoy sir Chris Hoy -- David Smith MBE
- "Is Chris Hoy a fencer?" - Megan Morrison 2016 -- Josh
- So, Sir Chris Hoy. A cyclist that has a GT-R. Ok. I'm okay. *cries in a corner* -- Alavi
- So my dad met Chris Hoy and posted it on facebook but didn't tell me..nice priorities mate -- Lia
- Isn't Living With Quads the title of Chris Hoy's autobiography? -- James McMath
- If Chris Hoy actually trains at a pure gym then what even is the point? -- Harry Kaufman
- Did Charlie just really say Chris Hoy works at her gym? -- chloe kirsty lennon
- Cycled two days in a row and it feels like I have Chris Hoy's thighs -- Gi Lum Tang
- El primo de chris hoy en el audio me tiró un "sos rubia, ya tenes el contrato para cantar en rombai" JAJAJAJAJAJAJ -- aguss 🌸
- Chris hoy piernas -- Facundo❌
- Chris hoy me vio en el peor estado ajajajajajajajaajajaj -- •~1932~•
- Como extrañe a chris hoy -- Agustina ♡
- I'm Chris Hoy velodrome youtube. -- botjaspertandy
- Yo con ganas de comer algo dulce y me acorde que Chris hoy me habia regalado un chupetin y lo tenia guardado en la cartera -- ❣ Aracely شقش ❣
- Hay días que me caigo atm, otros que neta digo ¿te cae Chris? Hoy me caí re bien... Soy público agradecido me hicieron reír como nunca. -- Christelle Patt
- Rumoured celebs for Big Brother; Sir Chris Hoy Rose West Milo Yiannopoulos Graham Linehan Dougie Howser MD Danny Dyer Eric Bristow -- Peter Heffernan
- Been feeling smug about not putting on weight over Xmas. Just put my work trousers on and I seem to have borrowed Chris Hoy's thighs. -- Jane Y
- History remembers the greatest athletes; Muhammad Ali, Lionel messi, Michael phelps, Chris Hoy, Michael Van Gerwen -- Alex
- I'm honoured and delighted to hear Sir he is reading my book Capp to Kape -- Reza Pakravan
- Chris Hoy opened the show Very busy all day great products Meeting Shaun Kelly tomorrow -- paul anthony carr
- Doping concerns have "challenged", if not "tarnished", cycling, British great Chris Hoy said on Tuesday, but he is confident a new generati -- SG TasteMakers
- 2013/03/16-I grew up idolising Sir Chris Hoy, Sir Bradley Wiggins and Victoria ...... Abedin, who still advises Hillary Clinton, is also a -- 菅原かおり
- He is right about Lycra. You all look shit in it. I don't want to see that. I pay taxes so I don't have to see your fat arses. -- Jan Meltclap
- Bradley is responsible for the greatest single achievement by a British sportsman, I stand by that - Chris Hoy -- شهقة غياب *
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