Never be ashamed of having a crush on Chris Metzen I'm a crusher
American game designer, voice actor, author and artist
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Why People Have A Crush On Chris Metzen
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Rated by - Really have no idea but I'd love to hear Chris Metzen pitch this as WoD finale :D -- Fernando Fernandez
- L'occasion pour et Chris Metzen de venir présenter les toutes premières images du film, pour la première fois aux fans. -- WARCRAFT le film
- I thought Chris Metzen was your archnemesis. -- R-A-L
- I think I may have located Chris Metzen's Petting Zoo ^^ -- AlternativeCat
- They're just mad Chris Metzen keep writing the same story! -- Ted Wight
- Cheguei a conclusão que paguei Blizzcon pela cerimonia de abertura e pra ver o Chris Metzen. -- Yuri Coelho
- Sí, los tópicos que hay acerca de España. Espero que Chris Metzen sepa donde está la Península. -- J. Blackthorn
- Chris metzen from blizzard entertainment -- dιrтyelectro
- Kat confirmed for Chris Metzen in disguise. Time to revive my undead warrior waifu ;_; -- Locust
- Chris Metzen has such a hard-on for Orcs it's kind of awkward. -- CJ Cox
- I hope chris metzen gets ganked with his new rogues a million times so he knows what he has done -- Dirt McNasty
- Skipping ahead to today, the narrative is muddy, Chris Metzen doesn't know what was a false or real flag. Everything is retconned to hell. -- Shrek it Alf(Tolvo)
- "According Chris Metzen, Garrosh won´t have his own book, because it would only contain: "KILL KILL KILL"." I'd read that. Just saying. -- Dani J Sanford
- I sleep w a picture of chris metzen beside me on the pillow every night so i can never forget the reason i fight and breathe every day -- shadows gather.
- "I always play a Paladin in every RPG. Justice isn't gonna dispense itself" - Chris Metzen -- Bill
- I wonder how rich he is, considering Blizzard is the house built on his character art. -- Andrew Carreiro
- Join hosts Dave Navarro and Chris Metzen as they watch the contestants ink some super sweet orc tattos with maybe some barbed wire skulls an -- Foxy 2.0
- I love chris metzen more than life bruh -- warlocc
- Okay, but like, when is Axe gonna come out with a scent called Savage so we can photoshop Chris Metzen's glasses onto a can -- failure to launch
- I was trying to figure out what the dude at Milio's looked so familiar, and then I realized he's basically Chris Metzen. -- An oa of orcs
- Nico is like a character written by chris metzen except the corruption came from memes -- Yuri Senshi
- "We're definitely not going to make a G or a PG version of this. It's not PillowfightCraft.".- Chris Metzen. -- Morcillo Lopez
- "I am not Chris Metzen" you're announcing the same criticism wrt attacking /really/ basic obvious stuff -- eiri_ebooks
- Maybe Alex Afrasiabi simply isn't as charismatic as Chris Metzen (and he acknowledged it by making a joke and was instantly slammed for it). -- peterskath25
- I'm happy to see some other devs get in the limelight now instead of it always being Chris Metzen and Dave Kosak. -- Kristen
- I heard he is leaving Blizz to make his own game. No info on what it's called, but they've already filled all the voice casting. -- Biggest. Panda. Ever
- People say a lot of negative things about Chris Metzen, but he is by far the best stage presence/presenter at Blizzard -- Aaron S
- Watching the WoW stream I missed earlier. Guy on stage is definitely right. He's no Chris Metzen. -- Curtis Manoa
- Srsly tho where tf is Chris Metzen and Mike Morhaime? -- Neltharion ♌
- Im so excited fr overwatch fans to become familiar with our one true god, chris metzen -- Lily
- Wel tof dat Chris Metzen zichzelf weer kan aftrekken op het feit dat hij de stem van Gul'Dan is in de cinematic teaser. -- Edgar
- Chris Metzen: so......how bout we make Burning Crusade 2: An Excuse to See Illidan Again -- harry thotter
- You, sir, are no Chris Metzen. Man is made of geek-charisma... geekarisma? -- Ethan
- Ok this guy is boring as hell where is Chris Metzen -- Michael Mackay
- The year is 2047 Chris Metzen takes the stage: "I have a special surprise for you all today!" He shivers on his cane. "Burning crusade 4!" -- Plushy Paws Gauge
- New expansion is cool and all but not-Chris-Metzen is setting new records for awkward game reveal presentation -- Sean-taun
- Where is Chris Metzen? I can't follow along with this guy... -- J.
- "I'm not Chris Metzen" That's putting it lightly. God this is brutal. -- Kektonic
- They really needed chris metzen here to introduce the xpac. -- Adelon
- All the pacing for Not Chris Metzen. Digging the demon hunter class and artifact weapons so far. -- CeeCee
- Not-he is an enchanting speaker. Not. -- Särah Popära
- This guy was not kidding about how much he isn't chris metzen -- Nathan Grayson
- This guy is no chris metzen. He doesn't have as much energy as I'd hope for given what he is talking about. -- HypeWind
- Bro...where the fuck is Chris Metzen. This is cringe as fuck. -- Zybak
- "I am not Chris Metzen, I'm a little taller and my nose is bigger" -- PANDERO
- HE IS NOT CHRIS METZEN. Yeah, you BET that comment was significant. -- Legion of Alt
- Where is chris metzen is he hiding -- DAYUM JIMMAY
- IF CHRIS METZEN ISN'T ON STAGE FUCKING AN ORC EFFIGY IN 17 SECONDS I'M CANCELLING MY SUB -- Misume
- Oh come on, where's Chris Metzen? Even if the expansion ultimately is bad, he's great a hyping things up. HE'S THE COMPANY HYPE MAN! -- Necroxis
- WHERE IS CHRIS METZEN?!?!!? -- Phalinx
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