Chris Pontius

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• He has the best face, body and hair on TV and what a hoot he is to watch. Just marry me already. -- Vic J
• Chris Pontius' ex-wife is a stunner! -- Ella Englishby
• Chris pontius is the funniest feller on jackass by a country mile -- Conor
• So are you the REAL Chris Pontius from Jackass or the fake one I read about? -- Jimmy
• I still shart over that one time on Jackass where Chris Pontius said "I'm not into beastiality, but that is a good looking animal" -- avatard alex
• I wonder what he is doing with his life tho -- Cleanthony Ambrose
• *legally changes name to Yolanda so I can date Chris pontius* -- lnr
• I forgot how cute he is but his face/butt is making me feel things -- Ali Miller
• He is one of my favourite human beings -- phoebe
• I think Chris pontius is really hot n I guess that probably points to some deep seeded psychological issues -- pussy queen
• He is my hero -- Ryan Whitford
• He is the best guy ever -- fraser lazer
• My mom: "chris pontius just isn't all there " -- goth socks
• DC United has a player named Chris Pontius. You won't believe me but it is trueel. -- Jim Lyons
• Wait, he is playing??? How long has he been not hurt? -- Daniel Haiek
• He is much faster than Jared Jeffrey -- Ben Bromley
• He is back? Well it's about damn time. Glad to see you back, Chris -- Jake Nazar
• Chris Pontius goes crunching into a tackle early on, so he's clearly doing very well. -- Chris Teale
• I can't listen to fantasy by mariah carey without thinking of that edit of chris pontius to that song -- sunny
• THERE'S THE FIRST CHRIS PONTIUS GOAL! Score is 1-1! -- Alec F. Rivera
• Chris pontius is a national treasure -- Rachael Nelson
• Brandon Crawford is Chris Pontius -- Jesse
• Brandon Crawford is really Chris Pontius -- Brandon Camarda
• He is the best Jackass guy -- dallin fisher
• He is my favorite Jackass by far -- Juan Lopez
• Oh my gOD she just said "ew" to Chris Pontius I can't look at her -- Ashley
• I have all of my hair tucked into a beanie and I look like Chris Pontius from Wild Boyz. I'm not really even mad. -- seezy ☾
• It's so weird seeing Chris Pontius in a movie that isn't Jackass lmao. -- Macy Santicola
• Forgot wildboyz was such a good show, chris pontius is a hero -- bobby morrissey
• Nice moment for Chris Pontius. Very first home appearance since all of those hamstring surgeries. -- John Adair
• He is absolutely beautiful -- Hannah Page
• Chris pontius is 100000% handsome -- s a m
• I love Chris Pontius and Steve-O so fucking much -- spooky sam
• Chris pontius is foul yet so beautiful -- ems
• He is bae tbh. -- Scumdog Millionaire
• He is my spirit animal. -- Cameron
• I always look at my header on this thing & I think about changing it but then I see Chris Pontius staring into my soul so I keep it. Lol -- shitheadfred
• He is my favourite person in the world -- Eleanor
• Chris pontius is the funniest mf -- Skyler Ceballos
• Chris pontius is hilarious -- christian
• Chris Pontius is hot too dang -- cat :-(
• He is definitely my favourite member of Jackass -- pepperelli
• He is bae forever -- Nikki
• He is so hot -- becky tornini
• He is so funny omg -- Marissa
• Always happy to see Chris Pontius score. Guy has had so many setbacks over the years. -- Ben Baer
• He is back!!!!!! -- Arnold Adja
• Why am i so fucking attracted to chris pontius -- isabrad
• He is jokes -- Bray.
• Chris pontius is -- Alicia △

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