Never be ashamed of having a crush on Chris Rock I'm a crusher
American, Comic (Famous from The Chris Rock Show)
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Chris Rock is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Slim Body: Chris Rock & His Wife Call It Quits After Nearly 20 Years
Updated: 10 years ago (December 29, 2014, 4am)... [Read More on CNN]
Why People Have A Crush On Chris Rock
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Everything about you is a lie, fuck you! *chris rock voice* -- Queen Supreme™
- Throwback to when Chris Rock predicted the WWA tour in this is us -- niamh ◡̈
- "A man is basically as faithful as his options" - Chris Rock -- Molapo
- Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? -Chris Rock -- comedybot
- "Your woman is nastier than u can imagine but anything u mumble ain't getting done" - Chris Rock -- You May Call Me SIR
- We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed. Chris Rock -- GSWSyndicate
- Skits on projects is a lost art. this chris rock skit on ye album is the GOAT. -- thekillahBEE
- The Derek Jeter tribute from Will Ferrell, Chris Rock, and Kevin Hart is so funny!!!!! -- Grace Huezo
- "To quote my favorite philosopher, Chris Rock, 'What kind of ignorant shit is that?'" -- ♛ Mary ♛
- Is that Chris Rock on the Checkers commercial? -- ⚠ Nor Nor ⚠
- That time in 2003 is the first time I realized Chris rock & Chris tucker were 2 different people and that I was obliviously racist... -- StaySalty♚
- Equality is not in being great.Great black people are always compensated.True equality is the equality to suck like a white man. -Chris Rock -- Jueee
- I honestly think Kevin Hart is overrated.. if u think hes funny u dont even know about Chappelle or Chris Rock -- Bæ₩ÜłF
- To commend Jeter for never getting in trouble is ridiculous. Chris Rock "you're not supposed to go to jail you low-expectation motherfucker" -- Jeff S.
- The Longest Yard is funny just cus of Chris Rock & Terry Cruz lmao -- Trigga
- If you haven't seen the funny or die derek jeter tribute by will ferrell kevin hart and chris rock I suggest you do so now lmfao -- S. Faris
- Where is Lock Ness monster where the women where is the Godzilla and what happened to George Clooney and to Chris rock and maybe Jim Carrey! -- ShakeWeightLossDiet-
- Chris Rock's stand up is so annoying .. Why are you yelling my nigga. -- Cowboys (3-1)
- I swear he is just.. -- IG: Shazzi_j
- He is on fire again tonight :'5 -- CIA Agent Iken
- He is hilarious, got me in stitches. -- ThreesomE
- Chris Rock needs to release some new material, dude is funny as hell. -- Manqoba mshengu
- The 2 piece leather he is wearing LMAO -- Slwane Mthimkhulu
- "No white person in here would wanna be me, & i'm rich. That's how good it is being white." Chris Rock. -- Babey Mda
- "For white people the sky is the limit.For black people the limit's the sky!"-Chris Rock -- payne in my chest
- He is hilarious -- Sam
- CHRIS ROCK WAS SO RIGHT BUT HE WASNT AT THE CONCEFRONT ROW DAMN IT -- Liliana
- "The money ain't in the cure. The money is in the medicine." - Chris Rock -- Dorian Sage ©
- " pussy cost money, dick is free" - chris rock -- lil' trapgod トラップの神
- CHRIS ROCK IS REAL AF -- destiel af !!
- He is right, women hate other women. -- #Monate
- Bounce is showing a movie about the black panther party. It has dick gregory, Chris rock, & sooo many more greats. I think I saw bobby Brown -- MiMi Love
- Chris rock is even more funny when he talks wreckless to the white folks. -- Fe. ♋️™
- He is such a downgrade compared to Morgan Freeman when talking about narration on a track/album lol -- B
- Chris rock was preachin in that special. . All men want is food sex and silence -- The Griffin
- He is one funny motherfucker -- Jack Stone
- A date means someone is considering fucking you... Anybody you can eat you might have a chance of fucking. Lmao - Chris Rock -- Michael T Makasi™
- He is the black Dane Cook, in the regard that he's obnoxious and never actually says anything funny. -- E in
- I really like Chris Rock's older stand up too. And the Cruise/Diaz Knight and Day was hilarious. But not much makes me actually laugh. -- MJ Leaver
- Aw shit look who it is, the white Chris Rock -- Hood Billionaire
- Lmaaooooo he is funny as fuck -- brownie✨
- He is fucking genius -- Trae Lewis
- Chris rock is on tv -- GOD KING
- Seen Chris rock today at work that nigga really funny tho -- Ř2ř ♣
- He is the truth -- Alex Ryan
- Chris rock: bigger and blacker is the truth when it comes to this relationship advice -- SouthernBelle
- He is wearing a rubber suit rn -- James Fearon
- He is so funny -- J
- "When you're white the sky is the limit, when you're black the limit is the sky." - Chris Rock -- Alice In Wonderland
- He is hilarious -- MIKE SHIV
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