Never be ashamed of having a crush on Chris Sabo I'm a crusher
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Rated by - I swear to god the band DEVO is where Chris Sabo's got his start. -- Rob Hunt
- I swear to god the band DEVO is where Chris Sabo's got his start. -- Donnie Baker
- Tyler Clippard s spirit animal is Chris Sabo. -- Adam Brown
- Harbaugh in a photo with Mr. Goggles himself, Chris Sabo, is the photo of the year. Just wish Sabo was wearing those trademark goggles. -- Mark Miller
- Just received email: "he is 53 today." -- David Coggins
- Former Catholic Central & Michigan great he is 53 today. That makes me feel about 110. He was a darn good hockey player, too. -- Mick McCabe
- I just learned he is 53. Damn I'm old. -- BobIsAlwaysAnAllStar
- I just watched video from when Chris Sabo got caught using a corked bat in 1996. This is what happens when you're on YouTube. -- Todd Devlin
- Kevin Gregg is no Chris Sabo. Please fire him. -- Jason Thomas
- Wil Myers is uhh, not making me super stoked. Did the other Upton make it here yet? He's got Chris sabo glasses now.. -- Steven Sochowski
- Hanley with a page from the Chris Sabo "run til you're out" school of base running there. -- Jerry Crasnick
- The Greater Cincinnati Golf Association says former Reds baseball player and top local amateur golfer Chris Sabo has moved to Florida. -- Marc Hardin
- Stick a pair of clear sport goggles on Todd Frazier and you have a pretty solid Chris Sabo impersonator. -- Joe Dlugosz
- Come Saturday, I'll be looking like Chris sabo!! -- CasaNueva
- Chris Sabo called. He wants his goggles back. -- LⒶne βרyⒶn†
- Jumbo, although your glasses are stylish, you'll never hold a candle to Chris Sabo's. -- RedlegsRadioReport
- Can someone tell me how Tom Brady is different than Sammy Sosa, Chris Sabo and Albert Belle? -- Joe Lestingi
- Spotted someone wearing a Chris Sabo jersey. He wasn't wearing glasses, so clearly he's a fake fan. -- A Boy Named Sue
- Who is this dork pitching....Chris Sabo? -- Tim Terry
- On sunny days, feels more like the Mall of America than Oregon wilderness. "I don't even consider it wilderness experience," said Chris Sabo -- perfectdaycalendar
- FUCKBOY AWARD goes to CHRIS SABO -- #⛵️
- Chris Sabo, Jim Abbott, Barry Larkin, ex Major Leagures plus Fred Wilpon, Mets CEO are all Michigan Baseball alums: Michigan in Road2omaha -- mark ragsdale
- Currently looking at a guy who appears to be wearing Chris Sabo glasses. I don't think he's a Reds fan, either; just an idiot. -- Zach Arth
- Quick update: a google search for "Chris Sabo gif" returns 798,000 results - none of which are .gifs -- Ben Kettle
- I would be more excited about the Reds next season if they put out a life size Chris Sabo mannequin to sit in the dugout at all times. -- Dirt McGirt
- COME ON CHRIS SABO, I MEAN, BRETT LAWRIE -- Hįtłëšš Wøńdér
- MMikeMiss975 Chris sabo! -- Santo Defrancesco
- Always reminded of Chris Sabo during these plate appearances. -- Bill Veeck
- Pope John beat Vernon,13-1.Two-run double by Chris Sabo,Sabo racked up five RBIs.Six runs in the first on a three-run home run by Chris Sabo -- Chris Sabo
- Brett Lawrie has a lot of Chris Sabo in him. -- Comiskey Park
- Chris Sabo reached base safely four times (three hits and one walk), had one RBI, and scored one run. second baseman (3 of 5) -- Steven Sharp
- Nice pitch Chris Sabo. -- James Peklicz
- Is that Brett Lawrie? Or Chris Sabo? -- Kristoffer Pedlar
- Hey chris sabo called to let you know your goggles are ugly....ps the homeplate ump is going to toss you. -- kriskehoe
- Is Lawrie trying to look like Chris Sabo ironically or intentionally? -- HiVoltage21
- Lawrie looks like the love child of Chris Sabo and a woman of the night. -- Aaron Boyd
- Brett "Chris Sabo" Lawrie? -- Len Lumbers
- When did Brett Lawrie turn into Chris Sabo's son? -- Brad James
- Adam Duvall going with the Chris Sabo look. -- Keith Bell, Jr.
- I don't think Love ripped Chris Sabo off, I just think it's one of those interesting coincidences, it even sounds similar style-wise -- Nick Hanover
- Other early notes from * Chris Penso should have to wear Chris Sabo goggles; * I've voting Patrick Vieira's stylist to my Best XI. -- Richard Farley
- WHY HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN CHRIS SABO AND TEH GOGGLES? -- LENIHANA
- Wonder if Chris Sabo corks his driver & putter. -- Mr & Mrs Stingypants
- Shaq looking like he's wearing chris sabo specs glasses -- Raul
- There's a guy one bench over from me at Kerry Park wearing an Expos hat and Chris Sabo T-Shirt. I would like to be his friend. -- Dae-Joe Lee
- Ron Oester or Chris Sabo? -- Ramon Scott
- Just met Chris Sabo at Holy Grail. Pretty awesome. He didn't have his goggles with him... -- Brandon Howard
- 88CIN 1 88LAD 2 [Top 3rd] [0 Out] [0 balls] [0 strikes] ... No one on [P: Orel Hershiser] [B: Chris Sabo] -- Matthew Acton
- "Ouch, I cut my foot on my barn" - Chris Sabo -- Zack Herbert
- This Chris Sabo jersey -- JDD2x
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