Christian Benteke

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• Christian Benteke comes on and for a moment I was wondering who is off for Liverpool... -- Sober Seth
• Villa fans, if he is available in January would you bring him back to Villa Park? Vote -- avfchistory
• Gunna tell my kids this is Christian Benteke view -- jem
• Think the maddest thing that has happened tonight is that Christian Benteke has scored a brace -- ‏ً
• Is Christian Benteke even a professional footballer anymore? -- Hunter Wallace
• The opposite of a game-changer is a Christian Benteke. -- Lee Burrows
• You know something serious is going on in football when Christian Benteke scores a goal. -- Ally
• He is the worst striker -- Dinakaran
• Christian Benteke has scored a goal, the end of the world is upon us!!!! -- James Justin enthusiast
• He is the epitome of black privilege -- Heav
• Latest news: Christian Benteke caught yelling 'These days you get arrested just for being English!' at a golf course just outside Barcelona -- Ian Transfer-News
• WTF, i just realised Neymar is 28 years old and christian BENTEKE is 29, Jheez!! -- 🛒;';
• Losing to Villa in the FA Cup semi-final so badly that it made Rodgers buy Christian Benteke. -- daniel
• Asking Brits to avoid open pubs is like asking Christian Benteke to avoid missing open goals. -- On Me Head Son!
• For this of you asking, he is Christian Benteke -- KNUST Fineboy 🙈
• Lukaku is just an improved version of Christian Benteke -- Himanshu Kulkarni
• Is Christian B actually Christian Benteke? -- ™️4️⃣0️⃣ (@🏠)
• Werner is just a Frankfurter Christian Benteke. -- 𝓡𝔂𝓪𝓷 🤯
• What a goal this is from Sebastian Haller! Watch free highlights as Christian Benteke scores but then is sent off in stalemate -- Sky Sports Premier League
• He is my dad and the entire team can fuck off -- george
• The decision to show Christian Benteke any kind of a card isn't just bad refereeing it's a fundamental misunderstanding of the game -- Chris Allen 🌈🌹🦅
• My uncle is christian benteke -- Christopher Walking 💔.
• Christian Benteke with a third goal in as many games . 2020 is mad. -- Josh Barrie
• We have sold Christian Benteke and Gary Cahill but we have brought joakim Maehle in for 15,952M Very good deal what do u think? -- Crystalpalace
• Odsonne Edouard, is a goal poacher Christian Benteke will definitely be worried. -- kbleaz
• Christian Benteke will have to start on the bench now coz this Odsonne Édouard lad is a whole different level -- McLovin 🇲🇼🇬🇧
• He is shaking rn -- Senior Man😮‍💨
• It s crazy how useless he is now. One of the biggest declines in Prem football -- darren
• Here he is, the debut we've all been waiting for today. Odsonne Edouard replaces Christian Benteke for Crystal Palace -- FootballJOE
• He is the worst striker in the Premier League, he s so frustrating to watch -- H🦊⏱
• Can t believe he is still employed -- FPH 🥷🏾
• He is a useless goat. -- Jacques Yves Dimitri Cousteau
• I saw Christian Benteke apologise for missing a sitter a few weeks ago, and it was like why are you doing this? Who is making you do this? -- Elvis Buñuelo
• He is the 8th highest goalsorer still active in the Premier League -- Benj
• He is CLUMSY clumsy dawg. Like AD when his unibrow fogs up -- J the Wakandan Tech Support
• He is being readied to come on for with 28 minutes left -- Matt Woosnam
• Jermaine Jenas and Christian Benteke have the two best agents in the business -- Nathan Judah
• Christian Benteke el mvp de hoy en colonia -- ramirozett
• Second against shamrock rovers won 2 nil Christian Benteke scored Irish Lions were out in force -- Littlejohn
• He isn't fit to tie the shoelaces of Paddy Bamford -- The Patrick Bamford Appreciation Society
• Christian Benteke as an alternative option to Raul is nowhere near as bad an option as people will have you believe. -- Musings from Molineux
• Havertz has to be the most overrated player ever. He s so mediocre. I d genuinely rather have Christian Benteke up top. -- ArsenalSportZ
• Linked with a move to spend money on Christian Benteke when Andrea Belotti is available on a free ffs -- Rhys
• Met Christian Benteke in London lmao really cool dude but only I would meet a DC United player in London -- Ckam
• I miss Christian Benteke -- Brad 🇲🇱
• I'm Ross Kemp and I'm at Bognor Regis Butlins to meet Christian Benteke -- Ross Kemp Bot
• | Christian Benteke to fire Liverpool past Southampton in Capital One Cup? Coral Daily Download -- Internet Explorer
• The deal was almost done with Christian Benteke but he was too lazy. -- ArseneWengerBot

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