Never be ashamed of having a crush on Christopher Meloni I'm a crusher
American, Actor (Famous from Elliot Stabler on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit)
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Christopher Meloni is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Average Body: Christopher Meloni shirtless in Law & Order: Organized Crime 4-13
Updated: 2 months ago (February 13, 2025, 7pm)In Law & Order: Organized Crime season 4, episode 13 (Stabler's Lament), Detective Elliot Stabler (Christopher Meloni) works undercover while confronting personal challenges. A memorable moment features him shirtless, showcasing his physicality as he struggles with grief and determination to solve a gripping case involving betrayal and crime within an organized network.
Actor Christopher Meloni, known for his role on Law & Order: SVU, appeared shirtless in a viral Peloton ad. The quirky clip humorously showcases his dedication to fitness as he exercises completely nude, striking poses and showing off his physique. The ad playfully highlights the benefits of staying active at home.
In Law & Order: Organized Crime Season 2, Episode 3, Christopher Meloni's character, Detective Elliot Stabler, goes undercover to infiltrate a crime group. A shirtless scene highlights his physical transformation for the role. The episode focuses on Stabler balancing his dangerous mission while maintaining trust with both criminals and law enforcement allies.
In Law & Order: Organized Crime Season 2, Episode 4, Christopher Meloni’s character, Detective Elliot Stabler, goes undercover and appears shirtless during a pivotal scene. This moment emphasizes his physical transformation for the role as he works to dismantle a dangerous crime syndicate while balancing personal challenges and moral dilemmas within his investigation.
Why People Have A Crush On Christopher Meloni
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Rated by - I know Christopher Meloni from Oz and two Law & Order television series. He is very big and strong with the best butt on tv. -- Mariska
- I know Christopher Meloni from Happy and Oz. Id let this hunk do anything to me. Especially with that sexy ass beard. And his sexy ass as well. Hes thiccccc with unlimited c's. -- Gay guy
- Christopher Meloni is a very very sexy man. What a hunk! Oh, the things I wanna do to him, the things I want him to do to me! I am in love/lust with him. -- Queene
- I know Christopher Meloni from seeing him on TV. Fabulous ass on him that needs constant attention--spanking, squeezing, random swatting whenever I feel the need. -- John Barleycorn
- I know Christopher Meloni from Oz. He is really handsome and attractive and he is a very nice guy -- Davide
- I know Christopher Meloni from oz and law and order. Should of been a ballet dancer. What goes on in that brain -- Doleck easting
- I know Christopher Meloni from oz + SUV. He don't need to show off. You're lovable. Riahnna's song umbrella says it. -- Doleck easting
- Love him! He is solo freaking hot ! Looks good at his age, miss him on L&O:SVU. -- Catharina
- Tall, muscular, beautiful blue eyes and a charming smile. He is as smart as funny. And very touching with his children he loves more than anything clearly. He's a perfect man. And he's very talented, He know to do everything -- Emily
- Damn, he is on Meredith... he's still gorgeous. -- Caleb McKinleyPortee
- I find Christopher Meloni very attractive -- Ayla❤
- It is uncomfortable how much Elias Koteas looks like Christopher Meloni -- Matt Gilbert
- Watching without he is like eating cereal without milk... -- Chris Perez
- White Bird In A Blizzard is most definitely my favorite movie of 2014. You completely forget Christopher Meloni was ever on SVU. -- Miranda Kaplan
- He is the reason I watch law and order svu. -- cholo.⚓
- I really love Christopher Meloni -- ☾ Instant Karma ☼
- Is it weird that I think Christopher Meloni from Law & Order is hot?? -- SE
- He is the best! -- Adam Lash
- I have such a crush on Christopher Meloni from svu -- jick nonas
- He is such a good freaking actor. -- Haley
- Christopher Meloni looks really creepy in 'White Bird in a Blizzard'. -- Aaron Harvey
- Christopher Meloni topless... there is a god -- abigail dinah
- Christopher Meloni? Sick! This movie is jokes! -- Eddie Browne
- Fuck me he is a fine fine man. -- Andrea Fitzmaurice
- The ONLY casting complaint I have with is that Christopher Meloni should've been Lex Luthor. He's absolutely perfect. -- J. Romero
- He is the hottest 53 year old -- Kelsey Kabler
- He is so sexy! The thing I would love to do to that man -- Bri Maikranz♍️
- I love that he is in the Wain circle. -- Maggie Butler
- Is the FBI even remotely interested in how many times I googled pics of christopher meloni's dick and balls today? -- Angela
- He is really really good too, actually. Worth checking out for performances. -- Stevesy Zissou
- He is a fan of the Redskins, which is problematic on so many levels. -- Ariana Pequeño
- He is a dreamboat -- Jess
- Christopher Meloni (STABLER) is open to doing another episode of SVU. -- comoradenay
- Christopher Meloni may return to SVU which is great cuz he's amazing but also awful cuz that show scarred me for life. To watch again or nah -- Sydneyyy Smith
- Every time I think about Christopher Meloni and SVU I get so ANGRY -- Joss ☾
- I just have to say, Christopher meloni really does it for me -- Ci Wa
- Christopher meloni is coming back to SVU -- Jesús G.
- Best news of the night... Christopher Meloni aka Elliot Stabbler is coming back to SVU -- Julieαnne Sirαgusα
- Svu is not the same without christopher meloni js -- miki
- So christopher meloni completely leaves svu, then danny pino becomes a normal cop on the svu, now there's a man named raúl esparza, what? -- thotianna
- YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND MY LOVE FOR LAW AND ORDER:SVU AND MARISKA HARGITAY AND CHRISTOPHER MELONI IM SO SAD -- princess mariah
- Hearing talks that he is open to reprising his role as Elliott Stabler on -- YES, PLEASE!! -- The Writeous One
- He is so sexy -- Marena♕
- Just pay Christopher Meloni what he wants. So stabler can return -- Abbas Lucas
- Apparently he is open to coming back as Stabler. God fucking bless. -- Margot Cohen
- He is throwing shade at Sam rn .. And I'm jealous -- erica
- So. Christopher Meloni, better known as officer stabler, says he's open to coming back to the show. Translation: He fucked the money up. -- Mr. Harris
- She knows>> "Queen Latifah is a huge SVU fan, and especially loved watching Christopher Meloni play Detective Elliot Stabler for 12 seasons" -- Liv&El
- Harold & Kumar is the best... NPH, Malin Ackerman, Christopher Meloni's Freakshow - so many great things haha -- Adam Frazier
- Christopher meloni reading thirst comments is like watching your uncle who never really grew up hit on the waitress in his weird hat -- megan
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