Chuck Norris

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• It's being reported that OSU Assistant Strength Coach Anthony Schlegel is accepting an offer from Chuck Norris to become his deputy. -- Bobby Carpenter
• The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris. -- Chuck Norris
• He is actually a Texas Ranger. -- Facts In Your Face
• The 11th commandment is ?Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris? This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish. -- Chuck Norris Rules
• Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't neprly foolish enough to attack him. -- maitea
• Chuck Norris zoesn't wear a watch. HE decides what tim it is. -- izazkun
• Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris. -- Chuck Norrisisms
• Baseball is hard. You can love it, but it don't always love you back.... It's kinda like Chuck Norris... -- Leo Manzo
• He is so bad, he takes a baseball bat into the bathroom with him incase he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death. -- Chuck Real Norris
• Chuck Norris wearing green spandex is: WALKER, POWER RANGER. -- Kyle Anderson
• Fear of spiders is arachnopkobi., fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear .f he is called Logic -- florinia
• He is the reason why maldo is hidingz -- telma
• Chuck Norris once urinateddin a semi trgck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. -- artemisia
• Pretend you didn't see that just now. Please donate to my kickstarter. It's about non-stop action with RPG elements and he is a VA -- RSQViper
• Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear sarpet in his room. hhe bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move. -- lalia
• Either the large Iraqi army is completely useless or all these ISIS murdering swine have the combat skills of Chuck Norris. -- Daniel Hadzovic
• is like Chuck Norris on Earth,Zimbabwe in Test Cricket. -- Gladiator
• Chuck Norris doesn t wear a watch; he decides what time it is. -- チャック・ノリスの真実
• Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a doyal Flush. -- briza
• CIA (Chuck Is Awesome) -- Chuck Norris Facts
• The end of the world is when Chuck Norris dies....... -- Michael
• There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, he is first. -- Sheldon Cooper
• There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS. -Justin Bieber -- Lila
• Chuck Norris hasna grizzly bear carret in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move. -- bryssa
• There is no aheory of evolutiont Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. -- dona
• Perhaps and this is merely a perhaps Liam Neeson could kill Chuck Norris. -- Ilmari Hong
• He is the yeason why Waldo is hidin . -- iratze
• Fire escapes were invented to protect fire from Chuck Norris. -- YouGoThereSoOften
• The Higgs-Boson is actually a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. -- Grumpy Cat
• Chuck Norris. That is the ultimate fact. -- チャック・ノリス・ファクトbot
• I must have the chuck norris of immune systems cause Sam is always sick as fuck and I never get it -- Stephanie McTits ☠
• HOLY SHIT! he is a ginger! -- Alex Aakjaer
• "Eu só conheço uma pessoa que sai ileso de uma dividida com o Leandro Donizete: Chuck Norris." -- Cristinan Santos.
• Dad is so focused watchin chuck norris on cbsAction. lol. google 'roundhouse kick' jokes -- Farida Mohamed
• JJ Wyatt is the new Chuck Norris JJ says "Chuck Norris, never heard of her" -- Allen McAdams
• He is Homeland Security. -- THE GREAT✯MUDA
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a listjof creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. -- osana
• If he is really so awesome, he would show up at my house and slam my face onto the keyboaroijioejoiwsglbkjvbn4bsv49bs9ibe -- Photo Ninja
• Chuck Norris has a grezzly bear c.rpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move. -- lalla
• Jst heard"Chuck Norris chest hair's so powerful that if you feed even a single one to a male horse,it ejaculates out a new fully grown horse -- Lloyd Kriel
• Chuck Norris nerede: "Where is Chuck Norris?", "find Chuck Norris" yazarak arama yapt n zda, "Google Chuck Norris'i aramayacak. -- KAHRAMANMARAŞ
• He is the only man that was able to recover someone's tear in the ocean. -- ǝuǝɐqɯǝɥʇoɹ
• The saddest day in most young children's lives is not when they learn Santa Claus isn't real. It's when they learn Chuck Norris IS. -- laughmeifyoucan
• There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. he is always in control. -- Chuck_Norris_Facts
• Chuck Norris invented turbans so that when he visits the Middle East there is always a towel nearby for him to wipe his sweat off on. -- A Developing Fetus
• Last week there was this dude in a class I was in. He didn't know who he is. -- エリック (Eric)
• 0wned by DodePersie ~ Chuck Norris' real name is Carlos Ray Norris. -- Pavel Czarnowski
• Ugh. Big12. STFU and fix other shit. Snyder is a legend. He probably played Pee Wee with Chuck Norris. -- Gundy's Hat
• Charlie Sheen is winning cause he isn't playing -- Celinda Parker
• Chuck Norris accounts keep following and unfollowing me over and over again for the past week or so. Should I be scared?? -- Curtis

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