Never be ashamed of having a crush on Cole Hamels I'm a crusher
American baseball player (Famous from MVP in 2008 NLCS & World Series with the Philadelphia Phillies)
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Cole Hamels is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Rated by - Cliff Lee has a career 3.93 K/BB, best ever by a LHP with at least 1,000 innings pitched. he is second at 3.77 K/BB. -- Ace of MLB Stats
- Cole Hamels on Philly teams rebuilding: "I know its very tough right now. But it will come back...Its going to be the greatest thing again." -- John Clark CSN
- He is all set on the mound and it's time for some Sunday afternoon baseball at Citizens Bank Park! -- Phillies
- Tough luck year for Cole Hamels, very good year record doesn't indicate that. -- Andrew Redmond
- I really hope that Cole Hamels gets traded this offseason because I feel really bad that he has to play for the Phillies. -- Ryan (3-0)
- J.A. Happ is older than Cole Hamels. -- Corinne
- WHY IS COLE HAMELS STILL PITCHING THIS LATE IN SEPTEMBER!?!?! PROTECT YOUR FUCKING ASSETS! -- Ryan Groves
- He is scheduled to pitch. Could we have our second starting pitcher switcheroo in as many home games at Bright House? -- Ryan Lawrence
- I really feel bad for Cole Hamels. He has more than 70 ND's and probably 25 L's where they score less then 2 runs. Should have 200 wins. -- Chilly Willy
- Cole hamels is trash -- Steve Bizzaro
- He is his worst enemy. FLATOUT. Let it go! -- Bill W
- I haven't commented about Cole Hamels in a long time! What is wrong with me?! -- jessie
- It really seems like nine out of ten games pitched by Cole Hamels are 0-0 in the fourth inning. -- Bryn Swartz
- Jeff Baker is the only thing that stands in the way of Cole Hamels and a CGSO. -- Dean78904
- Cole Hamels gets the start for Tuesday. He is 9-7 with a 2.47 ERA and the Phils are 6-1 in his last seven outings. -- Shawn P. Clarke
- So the Red Sox are on cole hamels no trade list. If he doesn't wanna be here don't bring him here -- #PayLester
- If I had to makd a guess how the solve pitching is they trade for Cole Hamels and then sign James Shields -- b
- Cole Hamels's beard is so disgusting it makes me wanna barf but I love him so much -- Kellyn McGinley
- Amy doesn't know who he is.....and she thought he might have been a Nobel peace prize winner for chemistry on her test today. -- Mikayla
- I am now up at RIMYARD where I just was told that Cole Hamels/Michael Morse IS my 2nd oldest grandpa but he's not here at all -- Michael Morse
- Cole Hamels has quietly put together a really nice season. -- Baseball Central
- Cole hamels is fired. -- Jay
- The sooner we all accept that Jon Lester isn't coming back and he is likely our Opening Day starter, the better off we'll all be. -- Jared Carrabis
- What the Flyers just did to Steve Mason is what the Phillies always do to Cole Hamels. -- Tim Riday
- I wonder if Steve Mason is friends with Cole Hamels -- Steve Galan
- Bryce Harper is a piece of shit .... Giants should give Cole Hamels a call, (since he's at home this october), he'd take care of him -- Ty
- Clayton is no Cole -- Nicholas J
- True gauge of a great athlete is summoning their talents when it matters most in postseason. Cole Hamels > Clayton Kershaw. -- jon johnson
- Hey he is available and he'd be clutch in the playoffs. All it takes is all your top prospects. -- Tom Pirozzi
- How is Cole Hamels a journeyman pitcher? -- Michael
- He is a proven winner and has a long track record of postseason success. I would be really happy if the Sox signed him. -- Mike
- Kershaw isn't close to the type of playoff pitcher he is! -- Andrew Fantaskey⚾️
- He is the most underrated pitcher in baseball -- Bred
- Spoke with one NL exec who said the interest in he is nothing more right now than "Internet hype at its finest." -- Patrick Gordon
- If the Red Sox trade Mookie Betts to get Cole Hamels this offseason I might actually consider not being a Red Sox fan anymore -- connor howard
- CJ Wilson, like Matt Cain and Cole Hamels, is a guy I really love seeing get shelled -- Ken Copen
- The first is "My Glass is Half Cole" -- because what Phillies fan doesn't want half of Cole Hamels' face on their chest. -- Fightin' For Philly
- I think a Cole Hamels deal is the first shoe to drop this offseason. -- god damn david ross
- Why trade for Cole Hamels and give up prospects when Jon Lester is out there as a free-agent? Please do not fall into that trap -- TNT
- So the phillies are looking to trade cole hamels if that happens imagine the team to be 134749x worse then it was this year smh -- allison dimarco
- Never forget Cole Hamels carried the Phillies to a World Series. The difficulty to respect ratio is so out of wack it is sickening. -- Chris Short
- Kershaw is the Peyton Manning of the MLB stinks in the big games.. Give me Cole Hamels. -- Joseph Gilbert
- Josh Harris is a bigger y'know-er than Cole Hamels -- mr.tug
- Tonight, Adam Wainwright has passed both Cole Hamels and Randy Johnson and moved up to 7th in NL history for career SO. -- Lee Sinins
- Cole Hamels to the Cubs is done, pending medicals, sources tell Yahoo Sports. -- Jeff Passan
- If the Red Sox could get Cole Hamels and not lose Mookie Betts, I'd be very happy. -- Brett Woodmansee
- The media is reporting the Phillies want Cespedes, Owens, AND Betts for Cole Hamels from the Red Sox LMAO -- Atlanta Sports Guy
- My brother Timmy got me a new Cole Hamels jersey. Thanks I guess, but you gotta know the dude is being traded soon. -- Jeff Berest
- BREAKING: Honeybaked Ham also sells turkey. Nobody here is talking about Cole Hamels. More on this as it develops -- Productive Outs
- No. No. No. Not Cole Hamels as the Cole in one's stocking. The only Coal is Gerrit Cole....mlb memes you are slipping. -- Andy Jubic
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