Crackhead Bob

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American, Linguist (Famous from anti-drug TV commercial to show the dangers of drug use where he sings the alphadet)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating I know Crackhead Bob from stern show we would smoke weed he said it was better than the crack life. Even if i am dead i still love him. Mancrush --
  • 5 star rating This is great, I love that he is there....I miss him --
  • 2 star rating The greatest Wack packer of all time is... Crackhead Bob! If there is a Mt. Rushmore he's on it for sure. --
  • 4 star rating That shit is annoying. I am dorry... (Crackhead Bob voice) --
  • 4 star rating Mount Rushmore: Hank, Beetle, Crackhead Bob and Gary the retard. --
  • 5 star rating by far. Hank 2, Crackhead Bob 3. Miss him --
  • 3 star rating I hear Crackhead Bob will be known as Reformed Drug Addict Bob from now on. --
  • 1 star rating . oh dang, couldn't find video of crackhead bob singing "the same black line that was drawn on you was drawn on me" --
  • 3 star rating Me: "What happened to billy??..." Crackhead bob: "Explosive diarrhea happened..." --
  • 5 star rating Crackhead Bob belongs on the Mount Rushmore. --
  • 5 star rating CRACKHEAD BOB OR GTFO --
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  • 5 star rating crackhead Bob leave me tf alone --
  • 3 star rating what ever happened to crackhead Bob and angry Alice haven't heard them in a long time --
  • 3 star rating The Left is utterly insane, for the most part. Happy tripping, Crackhead Bob. --
  • 3 star rating Ha ha ha it was awesome crackhead bob was super funny and hilariously cool as heck so yeah --
  • 5 star rating Somewhere in Texas he is Saying "Yeah Baby" --
  • 1 star rating True. Not to devalue his loss but I'd be more bummed if Crackhead Bob, Beetlejuice or Elephant Boy passed away. --
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  • 4 star rating This aint no mother fucking spongebob what is this crackhead bob --
  • 5 star rating I love Crackhead Bob on Howard Stern. --
  • 1 star rating This date in Howard history the legendary Crackhead Bob made his first appearance on the show. Hear it now on --
  • 5 star rating CRACKHEAD BOB --
  • 3 star rating Oh Yea, I met Crackhead Bob at work on Thursday. He wanted Seben Dust --
  • 4 star rating Who would win in a fight, Captain America or Crackhead Bob? --
  • 2 star rating If I had kids I'd dress them up as dead Wack Pack zombies for Halloween. Hank, ETA, Crackhead Bob, Blue Iris --
  • 5 star rating crackhead Bob --
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  • 3 star rating This dude who is always at bp looks nearly identical to crackhead bob. --
  • 3 star rating They should have elephant boy and crackhead bob on celebrity name game --
  • 2 star rating Listening to the replay and I really miss Crackhead Bob. Come to think of it........ Angry Alice too. --
  • 5 star rating Crackhead Bob --
  • 3 star rating Been doing the crackhead bob since i became addicted to crack cocaine fam --
  • 4 star rating My name is crackhead bob. I am buried in grants tomb --
  • 5 star rating Crackhead Bob in the Chinese kitchen totally fucked up my orange chicken! **current status: breathing fire and roasting marshmallows --
  • 5 star rating ISUS Contacts Capt. James about Heading Their Phony Phone Call Division!JENKS Responded with Malice & Killed 6 JIHADISTS with Crackhead Bob! --
  • 4 star rating Lavou a mão? crackhead bob whodatcunt : caguei na cruz eu acho --
  • 5 star rating Haha Crackhead Bob singing with Van Halen!!!! I love this parody!!! Baba Booey!!!! --
  • 1 star rating Former Toronto Mayor Crackhead Bob Ford died this week at age 46. He is survived by his long-suffering wife Renta Ford. --
  • 5 star rating CRACKHEAD BOB'S GARAGE AKA RED STAR IRON WORKS --
  • 1 star rating don't have a major affliction. Crackhead Bob, Eric the Actor, Gary the Conquerer, Wendy the Special Person, all Wackpackers --
  • 2 star rating Wow, Ronde Barber and the English language don't go together well. Who interviewed him? Crackhead Bob? --
  • 3 star rating My favorite wack packer will always be Crackhead Bob. No offense Fred. --
  • 5 star rating "Oh no! They got me!" -Crackhead Bob --
  • 5 star rating Crackhead Bob Says Goodbye Brake --
  • 3 star rating Crackhead bob calling the dudes asking for this happens in your husband. --
  • 5 star rating Hi crackhead bob --
  • 5 star rating Crackhead Bob has timeless style. --
  • 1 star rating Eric the midget, hank, beetlejuice, crackhead bob. HighPitch, Gary, Wendy, and elephant boy are second team. --

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