Dan Cortese

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• I wonder what he is up to these days. Just kidding I don't care. -- Mick
• " I got one name for you guys. Dan Cortese view -- ⚡️️#ChargersPride ⚡️
• quick...someone wake up Bill Bellamy and Dan Cortese -- Craig Stambaugh
• I thought that was gonna be called "MTV WaterSports With Dan Cortese" -- Professor ZeitGeist™
• Just got my registration approved as an overseas elector! -- Daniel
• Remember Dan Cortese? -- eric Lin
• I got one name for you guys. Dan Cortese view -- Michael
• Never forget that Dan Cortese was the Taco Bell lounge singer in Demolition Man. -- BC
• But at its core elaine Fred flintstone Mr t Dan cortese Bowling ball on ur big bird head Its a suzu & isuzu problem Poor afred -- peter bollini
• do they still play Rock N Jock? Don't knock it, but Dan Cortese might have some ideas on how to speed up MLB. -- Franže Bropitar
• u just dropped a rock and jock reference! Wow I feel old, how ever Dan Cortese was dreamy! -- John Magdaleno
• Surge is coming back! Does that mean he is going to be a thing again? -- Phil Ranta
• The Buccaneers are 6 Dan Cortese Rock and Jock 10pt touchdowns away from taking a lead. -- David Wade
• Make sure to grab Dan Cortese in the reverse fantasy draft. -- Soft Backcheck
• This is the best night of Dan Cortese's career. -- Ryan McGee
• Somewhere, he is going "My ears are burning!" -- Pete Wright
• He is now probably trending for a very good reason. -- Steve Skavnak
• Is Dan Cortese trending yet? LOL -- Norma Vázquez☮♥✞♫❄⚾ツ
• I found weekend update informative tonight cause my goal in life is avoiding places dan cortese is at -- justin shelly
• He is everywhere! -- Travis Gain
• WHO IS DAN CORTESE?? -- Britta
• He is everywhere man lmao -- John A. Adams
• Is everyone else googling Dan Cortese right now? -- Tyler Mills
• I really wanted to hate that. But each Dan Cortese reference made me literally lol. -- kfleminem
• Omg Bill Hader playing Stefon SNL is hilarious!!! Which club is Dan Cortese at tonight? -- Gerard
• How is Dan Cortese not trending? -- Daniel Quitério
• So who exactly is dan cortese -- Killian Jones
• How long until he is trending now? -- Dan Brookens
• Stefon is killing it on SNL...Dan Cortese -- Kevin Marks
• I wonder if the former MTV vj he is watching this. -- Jenna M. Dorsi
• DAN CORTESE IS EVERYWHERE -- Ronnie K
• He is everywhere ! -- Marcos Miranda Jr.
• He is getting more play on tonight than he's had in decades! -- Nixster
• This is the most Dan Cortese has been mentioned on national TV in about 20 years. -- Ben
• Wtf w/Dan Cortese? He is going to fly up the google ranks after this. -- REⱭЯUM
• He is either very confused right now or he's in the Illuminati. -- Rookie
• Guess he is doing nada mañana -- Layne Cobain
• He is everywhere -- Sonia
• Everyone is Googling "Dan Cortese" right now -- Maggie M
• If you're sobbing laughing at the Stefon sketch AND know who he is. -- Amma Marfo
• This is Dan Cortese's finest hour -- OffTheTriBoro
• He is about to be trending for the first time since the days of dialup internet. -- Matt Lindner
• Yeah we get it SNL. Dan Cortese. Real funny. Not really though. -- James Heath
• Dan cortese's phone is blowing up right now. -- Kelly Melissa Brooks
• Millions of millennials run to google who is dan cortese. -- Lali
• Bill Hader is killing me with this Dan Cortese stuff -- Paulo Henriques
• Dan Cortese probably got so many google searches this very second -- Nerdy Loser
• Dan Cortese has never had so many shout outs -- Krista
• Do ppl under age 30 even KNOW who he is?? -- wicked witch wendy
• Otoh, what is so funny about "Dan Cortese?" lol -- Simon Byrd

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