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Rated by - Dan Fouts says "icing pays off for Houston." Because of course a 53-yard FG is normally a gimme. ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH -- Aaron Schatz
- Watching Texans v. Colts. Texans look bad, but Fitzpatrick's beard is Dan Fouts-ian and simply splendid. -- Matthew Gosney
- Dan Fouts says it was strange in Cowboy Stadium last Sunday at how much louder opposing Texans fans were. Romo thought so too -- Rich Eisen Show
- The broadcast crew for Sunday's vs. game is Ian Eagle and Dan Fouts. -- Michelle Tuckner
- Ian Eagle & Dan Fouts will call the game this week....which is the primary 1p CBS game. gulp. -- Genocide Smith
- He wasn't the most mobile QB, but Dan Fouts could really throw the football -- Mike Fleiss
- I honestly think he is the best announcer in the NFL. -- Nick Agnello
- Is it me, or did Dan Fouts have something negative to say about the'Boys all day?? Screw you Fouts. From -- PL4YM4KER
- Someone needs to tell Dan Fouts that Rolando McClain is out -- Bo Kice
- Damn, he is horrible -- tailgatingpics
- Can someone please tell Dan Fouts that "icing" the kicker is dumb and Ian Eagle to pronounce Ian properly. -- Truck Month Josh
- Dan fouts is completely baffled as to why the nfl doesn't allow houston and dallas to play annually -- J.R. Lind
- I swear he is stuck in the mindset of the 80s. Icing kickers doesn't work. -- Reaganomics Lambo
- Dan Fouts: this talk of scoring too early is crap. Houston scored too early Dan, giving Dallas chance to win. -- dan needles
- Who besides the CBS brass would ever think that Phil Simms is better than Dan Fouts? -- Richard Stroud
- He is hilarious. But not intentionally. -- Whoever I Am
- Bravo to Dan Fouts for saying "that scoring to quickly" is HOGWASH!!! As Houston scoressssssss -- It's Barry
- I agree with Dan Fouts (for the first time). Delay of game is inexcusable right there for the Cowboys. -- Corbett Smith
- Way to ruin the fun, generic spare who is doing play by play with Dan Fouts (who is awful) -- Daniel
- He is an awful commentator! -- James
- As soon as we score, Dan Fouts questions if there is a flag. The guy is on a hating rampage today. Lol -- Elias McMillan
- He is annoying, but not as annoying as Cris Collinsworth. -- Chris Rahn
- Dan Fouts believes "periphiel" is a word. Dan, it's peripheral. -- sam henry
- "Be sure to pick up your laundry, because Foster is going all the way"- Dan Fouts on Foster's TD run -- realsupermario
- Dan Fouts: "This is a critical 3rd down for Houston." - Down by 3 with 12 left in the 3rd. -- Ben Taylor
- He is a terrible color analyst. -- Straightjacket Elite
- The announcers for this Dallas/Houston game are so boring! The mute button is more exciting than Ian Eagle and Dan Fouts. -- Bryan Piket
- The great he is an AFC homer. -- Robert Lofland
- Dan Fouts' bias is sickening. -- Justin
- Dan fouts is a fucking dipshit -- Mitchell Clemons
- Dan Fouts, the Texans don't run the inside/outside zone as much now. Kubiak is in Baltimore. More man blocking as a rule under O'Brien -- BDonk
- And Dan Fouts discussing the film room pre-Betamax is the joke that made me choke laugh finally. -- #JusticeForMikeBrown
- God I hate Dan fouts. Im so mad I dont have red zone. -- Brad Valentine
- It's Official he is a Huge Texans hater. He has had nothing nice to really say about them for years. -- T B
- He is a buffoon -- Carson Jarnagin
- I feel like Bryce Petty is the Dan Fouts of college football, his system gives him the chance to get all these stats -- Jarod Pitmon
- Dan Fouts calling the cowboy game today. It's game 5 so you can't hold anything back. -- James T. Chavez
- I hate watching games that that idiot he is calling -- Spooky
- Fun with letters with Dan Fouts. Is this Sesame Street? -- Justin Umberson
- I have to listen to Ian Eagle and Dan Fouts for 3 hours. No wonder the Texans television ratings are so low. Well that-and the Fitz beard. -- Danny Broussard
- Dan Fouts calling Broncos game! Where is the mute button? -- Iowa Broncos Fan
- I think I'm being stalked by Dan fouts he's on the fucking radio for the Monday night game! -- XxSheerSinsxX
- There is no greater mystery in sports than how he is still employed as a football commentator. -- THE Burger King
- He is probably on the all time Charger rushing list. -- Lance Featherston
- Dear Dan Fouts, this experience will not pay dividends later in Ryan Malletts career because he isn't a starting QB. -- Matt Kopnak
- He is a clown....why is he on TV? -- Michael Vance
- He is annoying af to listen to -- Nick Mescia
- Dan Fouts' engine is runnin, but there's nobody behind the wheel. -- Bryce Olson
- Am I the only person that thinks he is the worse on CBS to call games? Dude sounds like he took one too many sacks! -- Since 71 Go Raiders
- Dan Fouts calling football is like Kim Kardashian explaining nuclear physics. Extremely inadequate. -- Matthew Titus
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