Never be ashamed of having a crush on Dan Gladden I'm a crusher
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Rated by - The plexiglass that Dan Gladden trapped a ball against during the 1987 World Series is probably in a landfill. We could've reused it! -- Antøn
- Dan gladden try to look like Sean Penn in Scarface -- sideways motorsports
- If Hunter Pence chokes up on that bat any more, he'd be Dan Gladden. -- adamdaigle
- WOW!! I thought the Twins would've hired Paul Molitor as their next manager but let me be the first to say Welcome back, Dan Gladden! -- Benjamin B
- Paul Molitor, Terry Steinbach, Gary Gaetti, Doug Mientkiewicz, Dan Gladden as potential replacements for Gardenhire? -- John Hest
- Dan Gladden would lead the twins to a world series -- Bjorn Borg
- Dan Gladden for Twins coach -- mnkingsfan
- Yeah Dan Gladden, we really want Buxton to be aggressive diving in the OF during meaningless games. -- Coach JC
- Cory Provus and Dan Gladden going on and on about drones during broadcast....drone being the appropriate word. -- Michael Freeman
- I don't think Dan Gladden knows what a shift is.... -- Chris Doege
- Wait?!...Is Dan Gladden FINALLY sans the mullet?! Good! You're almost 60 dude. -- Joe Gunderson
- It's maybe the best feeling, 2 days since it was below 0, to roll down a car window and hear Dan Gladden's voice on the radio. -- Danielle Siver
- Dan Gladden was drooling about cha boy... I guess that's what happens when you never get out -- The Real J Smoove
- "Kinda", "Little", and "Tapper". Only Dan Gladden can manage to say all three in the same sentence. -- Adam Henning
- I'd also like if Dan Gladden was announced as "Dazzle Dan Gladden" like it was 1980s NWA regional wrestling. -- Elliot Mann
- Favorite part of the Twins spring opener: Dan Gladden opining about Gophers chance to play against their heroes - all of whom are about 19 -- Jon Marthaler
- Ah, it's great to have Twins' baseball back! Green grass, the crack of the bat and Dan Gladden saying "kinda" over and over. -- Tom Coyne
- "The crop dusters are always flyin' and sprayin'." - Taking Dan Gladden's PxP completely out of context. -- PANDA
- The are terrible. The are no good. Dan Gladden -- Ted
- Today in 1987 Dan Gladden hits a grand slam, Frank Viola pitches a gem the MNTwins win Game 1 of the WS, -- Lettie Laquita
- Look for Dan Gladden to lambaste Santana the next chance he gets. One of the few who tells it as is and doesn't hold back. -- jeff alger
- I mention Dan Gladden, they wonder why this fellow is so happy. -- Dan Ofstehage
- My mom had a thing for Dan Gladden's butt. I blame my mom for me being the way I am. Even if she had terrible taste in butts -- maggaggie
- Anhowser Busch - Dan Gladden -- H.M.S. Pinniped
- Dan Gladden talkin Wrigley Field urinals is how I know that spring is back and it won't be long til summer comes -- Kolbe Nelson
- /turns on Twins game //hears Dan Gladden ///eyes Spanish broadcast option -- Nikolai Denmark
- Dan Gladden doing Harry Caray impersonation during first broadcast of the season. A sign it might be a long year, fans... -- Jason Metko
- I'm going to need Dan Gladden to stop referring to Ricky Nolasco as "Angels pitcher Ricky." -- Mike Bates
- Gladden compliments Nolasco on his lob session. Well, he's ALWAYS mastered the lob! -- Terry Daniel
- Cesar Tovar and Dan Gladden finished 2nd and 3rd on player ballot. -- Mike Berardino
- Who would you rather have on your team, Shane Mack or Dan Gladden? -- Ex Twins News
- Dan Gladden wonders if the ball hit the foul pole and rickor-shayed over to the right -- Bill P
- No, Dan Gladden. They're all tough plays for Arcia. -- Erik Peterson
- On the radio broadcast, Twins Dan Gladden asks Tyus Jones: Why aren t you in class? Tyus: uh, day off." -- Marc Steidler
- Today during game, Dan Gladden attempts to set record for uttering phrase "No question about it" during a single game broadcast. -- Jason Gudim
- Dan Gladden just said "Fiers, long pause" and now I'm wondering what Mike Fiers would look like with long paws. -- Brandon Warne
- Not a fan of this Royals announcer making fun of Dan Gladden.. Is that necessary? -- Cory Moen
- Dan Gladden really, really laying into Oswaldo Arcia and the Twins outfield defense right now on the air. Good stuff. -- Matt Zimmer
- Classic dry Dan Gladden humor. Says Brewers to retire Bud Selig "Didn't realize Selig wore when he played Major League Baseball." -- Kendal Killian
- Actual quote from Dan Gladden: "That sounded well when it left the bat!" -- Dirk J. Abraham
- John Gordon's pitch to Dan Gladden made me LOL. They surely planned that bit of comedy & it was gold. -- Laurel Krahn
- Hey Dan Gladden, no team owes it to any team to put out their best players when the play against contending teams in late September! -- carl oneil
- Went to game w/ my dad on Monday. Told him I'd buy him a shirt. His shirt request? "Dan Gladden." We settled on a blue Killebrew. -- Ben
- "Still have not seen a Twins hitter try to bunt."-Dan Gladden, presumably complimenting the offense's attempts to maximize extra base opps. -- Joe Busch
- Dan gladden just said "starting at 4th base" lol. -- Duane Kockelman
- There's no Dan Gladden, either, so I'm not even sure what beer I should drink twelve of. -- RK
- Former Twins PBP John Gordon, current Twins PBP Corey Provus and Dan Gladden all share the same birthday. Today. -- Stats Random
- 7th Birthday: Dan Gladden, Cory Provus, John Gordon, Satchel Paige, Ringo Starr -- Timothy Kent Peters
- fmr plyrs Dave Burba, Chuck Knoblauch, Tim Teufel, Dan Gladden, Bill Melton, Sammy White, George Moriarty, Happy Iott, 7/7 -- MikeM
- Happy Birthday, Alfredo Figaro, Dan Gladden and the late Mel Clark and Georges Smith, Spencer, Moriarty and Suggs. -- DailyFungo
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