Dan Houser

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American, Personality (Famous from Grand Theft Auto)
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Dan Houser is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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  • 1 star rating the problem with GTA scripts is Dan Houser. He formed Rockstar & is convinced he can write the actual script --
  • 2 star rating grand theft auto created by devy jones/dan houser/sam houser/leslie benzies/mike dailly/davidjones --
  • 1 star rating Wow... some of the DLC suggestions that people come up for GTAO... Sims, just go play Sims. Also read Dan Houser interview in --
  • 2 star rating Dan Houser popular school kids give less in private than unpopular kids, increasingly so as they become older --
  • 2 star rating Dan Houser at - popular kids share more in dictator games, but only when amount given is made public. --
  • 5 star rating Dan Houser - Bounce FM (Intro) --
  • 5 star rating Don't always trust on the pro-sociality of the popular kids. They may be just investing in PR. A take of Dan Houser's talk at the --
  • 1 star rating Dan Houser y Ken Levin son los únicos que conozco, sin dudas la industria de los videojuegos tiene mucho que avanzar... --
  • 5 star rating Dan Houser showed up at R* SD one time and the lady at the front desk wasn't wearing her name hoodie. She's dead now. Help find her body pls --
  • 4 star rating Dan Houser es un genio, el modo multiplayer de gta v es otra cosa.. --
  • 5 star rating Sam and Dan Houser live off this kind of controversy. It's what made GTA popular in the first place. those people are still annoying though --
  • 4 star rating He is debatably the most underrated writer of the century --
  • 1 star rating GTA San Andreas was a non-HD game. Dan Houser said all non-HD GTA games (Vice City etc.) will NOT be revisited in the HD era. --
  • 1 star rating Não compreendo o fato de que pessoas tão incríveis como Sam Houser, Dan Houser e David Jones tenham criado o Vice City. --
  • 3 star rating Spoiler: he isn't in the construction industry unless you count digital real estate --
  • 3 star rating He is rumoured to be working on a new action game. Rockstar North may be involved. --
  • 4 star rating My favorite videogame writer's are Dan Houser and Sam Lake --
  • 5 star rating Hungry Dan Houser's --
  • 2 star rating Só queria agradecer Shigeru Miyamoto, Gabe Newell e Sam e Dan Houser por fazer minha vida menos entediante --
  • 3 star rating Sending me to Dan houser is like an excursion but one where I may or may not come back alive. --
  • 3 star rating Spoiler: he isn't in the year but some retard fucked up since there are 365 in a year (right...?) --
  • 5 star rating Dan Houser, that motherfucker... --
  • 2 star rating "Meet the makers of GTA: rare archive interviews with R* boss Sam Houser, plus Dan Houser and Leslie Benzies" --
  • 4 star rating GTA Dan Houser --
  • 3 star rating Focusing on Sam and Dan Houser, co-founders of Rockstar, the games' developers. --
  • 5 star rating HakimDeluca: strokouameah Dan houser Be like --
  • 5 star rating Of course, at this time of distress, I get yet another dumbass arguing about that "Niko is Serbian" even though Dan Houser made it vague. --
  • 1 star rating GTA V comes out on PC tomorrow, so people who don't have a console can finally find out what Dan Houser thinks of trans people --
  • 5 star rating "Fuck'em, fuck'em, fuck'em" -- Dan Houser --
  • 1 star rating They're making a movie about Rockstar. Daniel Radcliffe is going to be Dan Houser and Bill Paxton is going to be Jack Thompson. --
  • 1 star rating BBC is making a TV drama about Rockstar Games founders Sam & Dan Houser and the start of Grand Theft Auto, pretty cool! --
  • 5 star rating El día que me explotó la cabeza fue cuando me enteré que Daniel Radcliffe va a actuar de uno de los creadores de GTA, o Sam o Dan Houser. --
  • 1 star rating Although I think Sam and Dan Houser are geniuses I don't wanna see a story about THAT side of Grand Theft Auto. --
  • 1 star rating Seul problème avec Max Payne 3, c'est que l'histoire a perdue en poésie (Sam Lake) et gagnée en vulgarité (Dan Houser (GTA)) --
  • 3 star rating And it belonged to Truman Capote. Handed down from literary genius to...to Dan Houser. --
  • 5 star rating Irony is, according to the Benzies suit, Sam and Dan Houser "had little interest in GTA Online, and did not focus on its development..." --
  • 1 star rating Wow. True Detective is such a Grand Theft Auto homage. It even includes a sly reference to Dan Houser. Shameless. --
  • 1 star rating Os recuerdo que los hermanos Houser son los mandamases de Rockstar. Sam Houser: presidente ejecutivo y Dan Houser: guionista --
  • 3 star rating Grande Sam y Dan Houser como guionistas satíricos sobre el Capitalismo y su modo de vida :)) --
  • 5 star rating Dan Houser voisi lämpimikseen joskus kirjoittaa telkkarisarjan. Sen matskusta jää vähän sellainen vaikutelma että se ehkä haluaisi. --
  • 1 star rating Fun fact: guy with CJ's role didn't even know he was auditioning for CJ. DJ Pooh had Dan Houser listen in on a call with him --
  • 1 star rating Only now playing Grand Theft Auto 5's main story. It's amazing. Dan Houser and crew are the best writers going. --
  • 3 star rating Hoping the new Krays film 'inspires' Dan Houser to take GTA back to the swinging 60's. --
  • 1 star rating Sam and Dan Houser called their company "Rockstar" because they wanted to be rock stars when they grew up. c: --
  • 3 star rating Imagine a "Max Payne" movie written by Sam Lake and Dan Houser, Directed by John Woo!? --
  • 5 star rating Josh Saywer, Brian Mitsoda , Chris Avellone,Yu Suzuki,David Cage,Dan Houser...Legends in this Industry renowned for making masterpieces --
  • 1 star rating Yo quisiera saber qué hay en la mente de Dan Houser. El maldito se la fuma demasiado haciendo esos guiones de juegos de Rockstar --
  • 3 star rating Sam Lake, from Finland, writes Max into New York City. Dan Houser, a Brit, writes Max into Brazil --

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