Dane Cook

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American actor and comedian (Famous from Harmful If Swallowed)
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Dane Cook is Shirtless

Updated: 6 years ago (February 10, 2018, 11pm)
Dane Cook and girlfriend Kelsi Taylor are taking their romance to Hawaii! The 45-year-old comedian and his 19-year-old singer girlfriend were spotted flaunting some PDA on the beach on Saturday afternoon (February 10) in Kihei, Hawaii. Dane went shirtless in a pair of gray board shorts while Kelsi rocked an orange bikini for the day [...]
Dane Cook latest sexy February 10, 2018, 11pm

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  • 5 star rating Dane cook is hilarious --
  • 4 star rating Ok so is dane cook actually the worst or is it just hip to hate him? --
  • 1 star rating Dane Cook's half brother and former business manager is imprisoned for embezzling millions of dollars from Dane Cook's funds. --
  • 5 star rating He is right... Women are mental terrorists --
  • 5 star rating He is freaking hilarious --
  • 5 star rating Elvis Costello said What s so funny about peace, love and understanding? To that list I d add Dane Cook and The Family Circus. --
  • 5 star rating Teacher asked us to think of a funny story that happen in ur life to tell the class next week. This kid recites a Dane Cook joke...Really? --
  • 3 star rating When is Dane Cook going to come on my TV screen to tell me how many Octobers there are? --
  • 5 star rating Just remembered he isn't cool anymore --
  • 1 star rating So... Ebola jokes are funny now. Lemme jot that down in my "funny things" list next to dad jokes 2 and a half men Dane cook vomit --
  • 5 star rating He is the best comedian ever. --
  • 3 star rating "Will I get to learn Karate?" "Karate?! Karate is the Dane Cook of Martial Arts. We use Krav Maga." --
  • 5 star rating Comedy Rocks at the Hollywood Improv was AWESOME! It was so great to have Dane Cook to drop in, my jaw hurts from laughing so much! Grea... --
  • 3 star rating Do you think ryan reynolds' movies haven't done so well because people think he's dane cook? --
  • 3 star rating On an incredibly real note who is seeing Dane Cook with me in November --
  • 5 star rating "There is only one October" Dane Cook --
  • 3 star rating I ask this every year at this time: Where is Dane Cook to remind us how many Octobers there are? --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 5 star rating He is the king of white comedy I fucking love Dane Cook --
  • 3 star rating Dane cook appeared in the show about comedians my sister is watchin and she screamed --
  • 5 star rating This is so awesome. The only thing that would make this more exciting is those Dane Cook playoff promo's from 10 years ago. Or not. --
  • 2 star rating I think we should all take solace in the fact that he is not screaming at us that "There's Only One OCTOBER!" --
  • 4 star rating The way I know there's only one October is because Dane Cook told me. --
  • 5 star rating THIS IS OCTOBER! (DANE COOK VOICE) --
  • 4 star rating I am grateful he is no longer a part of playoff baseball. --
  • 5 star rating He is on Tinder?? WTF??? Swipe left. --
  • 4 star rating Am I the first person to point out that he is a bit much? --
  • 4 star rating The first Dane Cook album is still very funny to me --
  • 1 star rating Ok so in 7th grade I went through this phase where I could quote Dane Cook no matter what and those were dark times. --
  • 5 star rating Screw you guys he is hilarious! --
  • 5 star rating He is a clown --
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  • 4 star rating So is a comedy jock someone who liked Dane Cook before he got famous? --
  • 3 star rating Bryan Cranston is the best. This almost makes up for the whole Dane Cook debacle. --
  • 5 star rating He is the Nickelback of comedy --
  • 1 star rating Where's my Royals-Athletics commercial featuring Dane Cook? Is the whole world buzzing about Mike Moustakas at this point?? --
  • 5 star rating He is so funny I can't --
  • 5 star rating He is the Nickelback of comedy. --
  • 3 star rating "Yeah my screen name is satans asshole, dane cook was taken" he still got it --
  • 5 star rating He is seriously the funniest --
  • 5 star rating John Mayer and Dane Cook. Both very talented, but got too big too fast. You can't be universally loved. --
  • 3 star rating Wow! Modi filled up Madison Square Garden. So did Justin Bieber and Dane Cook. --
  • 1 star rating I'll admit, when that first stand up special came out I thought Dane Cook was funny. Everything after that, not so much --
  • 1 star rating [4:29:25 PM] confused gay priest: Anne why aren't you bokuto anymore [4:29:27 PM] kaworu nagisa: is that fucking dane cook --
  • 5 star rating HA what a scrub John Mayer and Dane Cook. Both very talented, but got too big too fast. You can't be universally loved. --
  • 3 star rating I'm pretty sure Chance isn't bashing Dane Cook. I think he is just making an observation. --
  • 5 star rating John Mayer and Dane Cook. Both very talented, but got too big too fast. You can't be universally loved. ???? How random --
  • 5 star rating He is bae --
  • 5 star rating Dane Cook was brilliant for getting out of the spotlight for a few years. But now one special is the difference between a legend and a hack. --
  • 5 star rating He is making me laugh so hard --

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