Never be ashamed of having a crush on Dane Cook I'm a crusher
American actor and comedian (Famous from Harmful If Swallowed)
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He was named one of All-American Men, Hottest Light Brown Haired Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.



He was named one of All-American Men, Hottest Light Brown Haired Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Dane Cook is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Dane Cook is Shirtless
Updated: 6 years ago (February 10, 2018, 11pm)Dane Cook and girlfriend Kelsi Taylor are taking their romance to Hawaii! The 45-year-old comedian and his 19-year-old singer girlfriend were spotted flaunting some PDA on the beach on Saturday afternoon (February 10) in Kihei, Hawaii. Dane went shirtless in a pair of gray board shorts while Kelsi rocked an orange bikini for the day [...]
Why People Have A Crush On Dane Cook
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Dane cook is hilarious -- Leeann Baxley
- Ok so is dane cook actually the worst or is it just hip to hate him? -- Lonestar Deer Blinds
- Dane Cook's half brother and former business manager is imprisoned for embezzling millions of dollars from Dane Cook's funds. -- Nick Follman
- He is right... Women are mental terrorists -- Kelly Nachtsheim
- He is freaking hilarious -- Anthony M
- Elvis Costello said What s so funny about peace, love and understanding? To that list I d add Dane Cook and The Family Circus. -- Homer J. Simpsons
- Teacher asked us to think of a funny story that happen in ur life to tell the class next week. This kid recites a Dane Cook joke...Really? -- Matt Connor
- When is Dane Cook going to come on my TV screen to tell me how many Octobers there are? -- Bellwether Johnson
- Just remembered he isn't cool anymore -- A. Ignatius Azar
- So... Ebola jokes are funny now. Lemme jot that down in my "funny things" list next to dad jokes 2 and a half men Dane cook vomit -- clar-BOO-ni
- He is the best comedian ever. -- Sugarness!
- "Will I get to learn Karate?" "Karate?! Karate is the Dane Cook of Martial Arts. We use Krav Maga." -- Butch Cassidy
- Comedy Rocks at the Hollywood Improv was AWESOME! It was so great to have Dane Cook to drop in, my jaw hurts from laughing so much! Grea... -- Silver Alcid
- Do you think ryan reynolds' movies haven't done so well because people think he's dane cook? -- Stevie Blunder
- On an incredibly real note who is seeing Dane Cook with me in November -- Sara☀️
- "There is only one October" Dane Cook -- Chad Grauke
- I ask this every year at this time: Where is Dane Cook to remind us how many Octobers there are? -- Brian Eastwood
- He is hilarious -- lay dees man
- He is the king of white comedy I fucking love Dane Cook -- Jewboy SmallToe
- Dane cook appeared in the show about comedians my sister is watchin and she screamed -- she keep me worm
- This is so awesome. The only thing that would make this more exciting is those Dane Cook playoff promo's from 10 years ago. Or not. -- Patrick Schmidt
- I think we should all take solace in the fact that he is not screaming at us that "There's Only One OCTOBER!" -- JerseySteve
- The way I know there's only one October is because Dane Cook told me. -- Jordan Mandelkorn
- THIS IS OCTOBER! (DANE COOK VOICE) -- Chuck Gotti
- I am grateful he is no longer a part of playoff baseball. -- Fire Jon Barry
- He is on Tinder?? WTF??? Swipe left. -- Single Bitch
- Am I the first person to point out that he is a bit much? -- Sam
- The first Dane Cook album is still very funny to me -- GRODY HIGHROLLER
- Ok so in 7th grade I went through this phase where I could quote Dane Cook no matter what and those were dark times. -- tatehh(´ω`)ノシ
- Screw you guys he is hilarious! -- Drew Waszak
- He is a clown -- Vito Caimona
- Dane cook is so fucking sexy omg -- Kandyce Skagen
- So is a comedy jock someone who liked Dane Cook before he got famous? -- Llew Forestell
- Bryan Cranston is the best. This almost makes up for the whole Dane Cook debacle. -- regularguy
- He is the Nickelback of comedy -- Mr. Mazz
- Where's my Royals-Athletics commercial featuring Dane Cook? Is the whole world buzzing about Mike Moustakas at this point?? -- Chris Otto
- He is so funny I can't -- Lys✨
- He is the Nickelback of comedy. -- Victoria
- "Yeah my screen name is satans asshole, dane cook was taken" he still got it -- Josh
- He is seriously the funniest -- Pigeon
- John Mayer and Dane Cook. Both very talented, but got too big too fast. You can't be universally loved. -- Chance The Rapper
- Wow! Modi filled up Madison Square Garden. So did Justin Bieber and Dane Cook. -- Virr Das
- I'll admit, when that first stand up special came out I thought Dane Cook was funny. Everything after that, not so much -- It's Reggie
- [4:29:25 PM] confused gay priest: Anne why aren't you bokuto anymore [4:29:27 PM] kaworu nagisa: is that fucking dane cook -- anne the man
- HA what a scrub John Mayer and Dane Cook. Both very talented, but got too big too fast. You can't be universally loved. -- chell day
- I'm pretty sure Chance isn't bashing Dane Cook. I think he is just making an observation. -- Pesty Mercenary
- John Mayer and Dane Cook. Both very talented, but got too big too fast. You can't be universally loved. ???? How random -- Meredith Erikson
- He is bae -- Häñû Hömįē
- Dane Cook was brilliant for getting out of the spotlight for a few years. But now one special is the difference between a legend and a hack. -- Brady Groves
- He is making me laugh so hard -- Alexa
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