Never be ashamed of having a crush on Danny Kanell I'm a crusher
American football player (Famous from best friend of Jason Sehorn who banged his wife after the 2 broke up)
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Rated by - Why the hell is that douche bag Danny Kanell on every Espn show now ! He's as annoying as Kirk herbstreit ! -- Bryan
- It's a joke that danny kanell is still employed by espn. Dude is an ignorant jackass. -- Brett Hill
- Clemson is beating FSU so badly that Danny Kanell has started believing in CTE. -- Woody Whitehurst
- I really like Danny Kanell, but his comments on the Michigan situation are sad. -- Tim Bock
- Can't wait for when Danny Kanell claims concussion in wrasslin' is proof that concussions aren't real. -- Stewart Smith
- He is straight-up ignorant -- alan
- Danny kanell is such a douche -- Maxamillion
- ESPN s Danny Kanell Says He s Bailing On Texas A.. Who is Danny? ? was she a mascot for a college team? -- Rammy
- Is anyone else done with Danny Kanell? He has to be the worst CFB analyst when it comes to being non-biased towards your alma mater -- Robert Ford
- Mack Brown and Danny Kanell might as well have said "Why is Syracuse on national TV?" -- Kevin Tompkins
- You all are really not reacting to Danny Kanell of all people. Guy is a dope. -- Rob Slater
- Was happy to watch Stanford vs Washington State, until the broadcast starts and he is a announcer. Just not our week, you guys. -- Brad Kanning
- He is the creepy uncle that runs the incest sex ring of the family. -- Good Matt Hunting
- Danny Kanell grinds my gears he really cape for the ACC like they actually are a solid football conference -- JUSTICE4ALL
- Danny Kanell really has to shut the fuck up. That comment Bruce RT'ed made no sense. -- EP
- he is no fools gold expert. He is an expert at being a fool and as "The Choker from Doak." -- charles reid
- He is the biggest troll in college football. A straight idiot -- Tyler
- He is VERY CONCERNED that Charlie Strong has lost the locker room. Paul Finebaum has never been impressed with Charlie Strong. -- DD | SR | BC
- Danny Kanell just said on ESPN the media made a bigger deal out of comments than it really was. Cue the mobs! -- JennCrimsonTide
- Wow, is Danny Kanell a lousy cfb analyst. -- Jim Souhan
- HAHA! he is so funny.. Best parody account on comment... -- Jarron Paul Davis
- He is the man -- Robert Blackburn
- He is my king -- ignignokt
- All I want in life is for Danny Kanell to be wrong about everything -- ParadigmShift35
- I get to watch Danny Kanell on the halftime show? Man, this is almost too good to be true. -- Benjamin Litvin
- He is coaching at Texas Lutheran. Meanwhile, Craig James is coaching at Texas Unification. -- Tom Keiser
- Danny Kanell was pretty adamant about Taysom being in New York for the Heisman this year. -- Andy Splatz
- So Danny Kanell saying he feels FSU cowered to public opinion. SMH. -- Jim Hicks
- He is loving this Under. -- Pete Bell
- Why is Danny Kanell such a Bama hater??? -- JStew
- Up yours Danny Kanell, you suck as bad at being a biased analyst as you did at attempting to play qb. -- My Info
- He is about to get owned on comment.. again... and not by fans -- Aaron Michael ✌
- Even he is saying that Winston needs to grow up. -- Free Bill Simmons
- So apparently Danny Kanell said Ole Miss and State haven't played anybody, but Baylor has. That's weird, and quite Merril Hoge-like. -- Hugh Kellenberger
- Danny Kanell talking about listening to Prince is not something I want to hear right now. -- BurritoBrosShits
- I really hate Danny Kanell. Dude!!! You Suck!!! -- Will Cook
- He is a Phuck-Tard who doesn't know anything about college football. -- Josh Williams™
- When he is SO BIAS to a CERTAIN school that's is almost comical -- Harvey Updyke ®
- Danny Kanell has the worst job in America. Has 2 defend stupid positions he HAS TO KNOW are wrong. If he really believes that garbage, SMH! -- Mark Freeman
- He is a complete joke. He constantly contradicts himself. -- Jacobi Robertson
- Did Danny Kanell really leave both Mississippi schools out of his CFB Playoff then claim ESPN was biased? Ok. -- Scottie Bordelon
- Ok I loathe Danny but he is cracking me up so hard on The Russillo show talking about being cut by Shanahan -- Staci
- Is Danny Kanell on crack ND 4. -- Arthur LeFebvre
- Danny Kanell has Auburn over This is nutso -- DJ Franchise
- He is an idiot. -- ColeBoulware
- Of course he is out first for asking Bo Jackson a stupid question. -- Kent Frost
- He is just the best. The best. -- Blackburn Review©®™
- "Troll so hard: An ACC fan's guide to enjoying college football by Danny Kanell" -- Bryan King
- Danny kanell is the goat -- Steven Ascola
- Who is Danny Kanell? -- pappafeez
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