Danny Trejo

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• Danny Trejo really is in everything ? -- (3-1)
• My mating call is just Danny trejo's voice saying vato -- cherry
• Danny trejo is sitting in front of us lmao -- kelly
• Scratch all other ideas, I plan to be Danny Trejo. Now, where is my *scratches head* -- Nicole Thompson
• Whenever I feel old, I remind myself he is 70 (and still rocking) -- Fernanda RG
• Wtf he is openeing a taco joint at Pico & La Brea?! -- Pillow pants
• Danny Trejo did raise a very good point: how did Bible Boy take a dump in that thing? -- Jon Gettig
• If it rules, danny trejo is probably in it. -- Kelly Meara
• "Special appearance by Danny Trejo" is my favorite casting -- Kourt
• Hi Danny Trejo I'm a big fan of yours from the atmosphere is unbeatable you'll love it try to make a game COYL -- nick riley
• Danny trejo is trés old now -- Louisa Arellano
• The video is hysterical!! Danny Trejo listening to Angel in Blue Jeans -- Kathy Holt
• You is the super veteran like Danny Trejo, badass. --
• Whoooa he is opening up a taco apot on La Brea & Pico ish O.O yooo but Roscoes -- Adriana Z.
• Danny Trejo's pockmarks are fucking huge on my television. Like craters. -- ralph
• Oh shit Danny trejo is making a taco shop! -- roy cordero
• He is like fucking god -- Scruffye West
• DANNY TREJO IS IN SONS OF ANARCHY OH MY FUCGJHFRJNJ -- AverageBlkDude
• He is a cowboys fan?! -- ✭ M.Bayona-Morales ✭
• Rudy Garcia is just a younger looking Danny Trejo. -- nico
• Last night I had a dream I was dancing with Danny Trejo. He was so nice and cheerful, the opposite of "Machete". -- Octavyo
• -- Never knew why I didn't like Danny Trejo, then I saw him on TV wearing a Cowboys jersey. Woop there it is. -- Aurora Ventura
• Most people think that Danny Trejo translates to Dampel Threeholes but it actually translates to He Of Really Just Very Very Bad Skin -- SkittlesOnYourKitty
• I mean, at the very least, I was hoping that Thug Kitchen would turn out to be someone who looked like Danny Trejo. -- Columbina
• ..sorry but Jason VS he is fucking money -- Blaxunshine
• He is the face of old el paso? I thought he lost his head to a tortoise. -- LM
• He is the best Hispanic actor don t @ me -- Tyler
• Danny Trejo, for being as old as he is. He's still kicking ass. -- Jose Perez
• I seen Danny Trejo at the Proshop! He was so nice lol -- Daisy
• Now he is healing our maybe-protagonist's hands with scorpions. Because why not. -- Mike Oliveri
• If he is a part of anything. I don't want to be a part of it. -- Nathan
• He is the Mexican Chuck Norris -- Noe
• He is my dad -- hood pharmacist
• He is at the game. I think I saw Stromile Swift earlier. -- Ron Murray Jr.
• Did you guys know he is at the game? -- IGROIG
• He is rooting for us. How could Dallas possibly lose? -- Todd Meadows
• But the movie was fucking amazing, Danny trejo is a godsend -- Cthulhu
• Huh. he is NOT a tall man. -- Noel Ajay Colleran
• He is a Cowboys fan? Dope -- Slim Reaper
• He is a fave -- Heisenberg.
• He is bae -- Ariel
• He is THEE man... -- Tascam Villain
• Ye i'm fuckin serious danny trejo is a playable character in a def jam fighting game -- Hair Bear
• He is bout it bout it. He usually likes to play the bad guy to teach younger audiences that it's not cool to be like him -- Gooked-_-Up
• He is my hero. -- Josh Barakat ⚓
• He is like the latino Sam Jackson. NIGGA IS ON EVERYTHING AND IN EVERY MOVIE. -- Alice BaeRatheon
• Totally forgot Danny is in -- J R
• I feel like Michelle Rodriguez is the female Danny Trejo.. I'm thoroughly confused about my feelings for Michelle Rodriguez now -- Bart Badgett
• Fuck Chuck Norris, he is the ultimate badass. -- that bastid
• Apparently he is the Mexican version of Chuck Norris. What an insult to Chuck Norris. -- Sean Baughman

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