David Coulthard

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• Whilst I'm not being sexist, a lot are crap. I'll also state Michael Owen and David Coulthard as male examples of that. -- Tantric Guru
• I'm eating a baguette that's so hard and crusty I'm going to end up with the face of David Coulthard. -- John
• " Superham! Modest Lewis Hamilton is F1's Clark Kent, says DELUSIONAL David Coulthard" Edited it for you. -- Dave Garratt
• is the cameraman David Coulthard? -- Simon Coates
• What is David Coulthard talking about? Lewis Hamilton is more Clark Cunt than Clark Kent. -- Martyn Carlisle
• David Coulthard leads into turn 1 but the race is stopped after Ukyo Katayama's huge shunt. Portuguese GP, 1995 -- F1 in the 1990's
• Watching this Guy Martin v David Coulthard thing. Why the shuddering fuck is the RB8 on full wets for this drag race? -- Andy
• Lewis Hamilton knows hes faster than Nico Rosberg and now the public is on his side, too, says David Coulthard. -- Tina
• he is -- Lorna Dunn
• BBC expert David Coulthard on why victory in Bahrain shows Mercedes driver Lewis Hamilton is arguably the best driver in F1. -- CMY
• David Coulthard: If Sebastian Vettel becomes the next German world champion in Ferrari, he is a legend. -- Sebastian Vettel #1
• Nico Rosberg is on pole for the He now has 12 career poles, putting him level with Gerhard Berger and David Coulthard. -- Bolarinwa Olajide
• David coulthard is a retard -- tom
• Update on the Labour Party leadership race. David Coulthard may win as he is the only person not to rule themselves out -- NEEN
• Getting really pissed off with David Coulthard and Kenny Dickson -- Megan Dunbar
• He is a bellend! 'Wooow guy had no chance going round that corner!' -- Sandy Wilson
• "There is no movable deadline in formula 1" David Coulthard speaks about real time data in car racing -- Viuz.com
• Lewis Hamilton knows hes faster than Nico Rosberg and now the public is on his side, too, says David Coulthard. -- Quail Plumbing, Inc.
• He is a complete muppet. Took people out in the middle of corners on the track. Doesn't understand the sport off the track. -- pʌul bʌıleɥ
• The45plusers: brianmchugheng Froufrou42 some dame was so out of her face she thought i was David Coulthard and i did not take adv... -- LOL BOT!
• The rivalry between Mercedes team-mates Louis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg is a once in a generation show, says David Coulthard. -- Christophe Toudic
• Lewis Hamilton means business as he looks to crush Nico Rosberg but will be pushed all the way, says David Coulthard. -- Yukon Chamber - OK
• Who the fuck actually is David Coulthard???? -- JENN
• In short, he is a fucking boy. -- Jordan Silverstone
• He is the boy -- SpecialKay
• "Dreaming is what you do when you're sleeping, achieving is what you do when you work" - David Coulthard -- Taylor Davis
• New Red Bull driver Daniel Ricciardo is already showing himself a worthy replacement for Mark Webber, says David Coulthard -- Dudley Storey
• Just heard David Coulthard commentating on USA F1 say that a 3 second pit stop isn't that good, bet he's not been to KwikFit Tyres recently! -- Dave Thompson MBE DL
• Olav Mol is qua commentaar geven echt een pannenkoek vergeleken met David Coulthard. -- Naomi Brands
• I think David Coulthard's trousers are a bit too tight. Almost obscenely so. -- Вениамин
• I'm going to have to get a Sky Sports day pass next weekend. I can't cope with Eddie Jordan and David Coulthard, they're so fuckng dull. -- neuromantic
• Did David Coulthard really just say "cunning linguist" on BBC 1 ? -- Rich
• He is such a babe -- Megan Macarthur
• David Coulthard's tight trousers are really unpleasant to see. -- Eldritch Dragon
• My wife is sitting in front of David Coulthard on the plane. She is too shy to say 'hi'. Love her loads. -- Paul Hughes
• David Coulthard, einer der wenigen Charaktere. Die heutige F1 ist ja eher so Abziehbild. -- Das Knu
• The rivalry between Mercedes team-mates Louis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg is a once in a generation show, says David Coulthard. -- desktube
• Interesting to note that David Coulthard won more races than Jacques but Jacques has a Drivers Championship and that is higher prestige -- Andrew Griffith
• A very nice keynote of F1 by David Coulthard -- Hiehie Newens
• Stephen Hendry is like the David Coulthard of snooker. Annoying and Scottish a bit like the in-laws -- Andy Bett
• Just got in from work and it appears that David Coulthard in drag is on the -- 100% Pure Columbian
• Am I the only person who thinks Steven Hendry sounds like David coulthard? Or am I the only one who is sad enough to notice? -- Niall Walker
• Race of Champions. so far we have Petr Solberg, Roman Grosjean, and David Coulthard, Jamie Whincup. some drivers they have here. -- Mohamad Asri
• Who do you think is a better driver? REcomment for DAVID COULTHARD and FAVOURITE for RICARDO PATRESE -- Fernando Alonso Fans
• I hope there is an Argentinean GP. And I hope Lewis comes first, Jenson second and David Coulthard (in an RB) in third. -- Grace Wilkinson
• Today the ongoing joke my partner & I have about the Courtauld being owned (David) Coulthard developed a Rubens Barrichello element. -- Rosalind McKever
• Owners are meant to look like their pets - the same must be true of drivers + their cars. David Coulthard's face is a marvel of engineering -- Chris Tyler
• A very nice keynote of F1 by David Coulthard -- Nadipati Howe
• Why is David Coulthard serving Scotch in brandy glasses on -- Del
• Same goes for David Coulthard, if I m honest -- Joel Golby

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