Never be ashamed of having a crush on David Cross I'm a crusher
Emmy-winning American comedian, writer and actor (Famous from Mr. Show with Bob and David)
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He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.



He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
David Cross is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.
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Why People Have A Crush On David Cross
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - David Cross doesnt get enough credit for how funny his. Bigger and Blackerer is HILARIOUS. -- Baelan Givens
- The very subtle way that David Cross's wig slowly gets more tousled with stress with every scene -- YOUR GHOST HOST
- The Dean introspecting about the D&D game while he is singing in elvish is priceless. -- Jeff M.
- Al Madrigal is the Mexican David Cross. -- Jose Nunez
- Life is cheap here in America, it's the living that's expensive (David Cross) -- Hank & Cupcakes
- You know a horror movie is bad when it feels like a David Cross sketch -- Liam Goings
- He is so fucking funny. -- Janna
- David cross is in Kung fu panda :0 -- Tintin
- There is a TESTING in every praise because God wants the devil to know that your much more than just "talk"! -Pastor David Cross -- The Liberty Church
- Yoou know how in "Heart of Archness" how David Cross's character is making that high-pitched "eeeee" while freaking tf out? That. Me rn. -- Lawyer in Beta 0.9.9
- Is the son-in-law David Cross? -- Edward Espinoza
- DAVID CROSS IS IN THIS MOVIE!!! -- James Krippendorf
- Mr. I'm A Driver I'm A Winner is the gritty, Nolan-esque version of David Cross's Dylan character. -- Kent M. Beeson
- What if Billy Corgan is actually a character that David Cross created? -- Emma Álvarez Gibson
- Just saw a picture of david cross comfortably eating korean food with ashton kutcher...this is quite the koan. -- Cory Aycock
- Soundwave815: I REALLY want an mp3 of the hilariously beautiful song that David cross sings in danharmon ? -- D&D Domain
- Always remember that if David Cross and Portia de Rossi can have an Iraqi daughter then anything is possible -- Andre
- Like david cross being in kill your darlings is SO weird -- mackenzie
- DAVID CROSS IS ON THIS??? -- Frank Boblin™
- You have no idea how hard life is when you're a 17 year old girl who looks like David Cross -- niamh conway
- Okay. So, I think he is cute in Run Ronnie Run. What does that say about me? -- Brooke O'Neal
- David cross is too gud -- Mollee Ostrenga
- Is it just me, or can Paul Giamatti and David Cross be brothers. -- Alanna Honkawa
- So tired last night I had to watch David Cross' "comedy" half hour to fall asleep. Puts you to sleep faster than golf. -- The Original
- David Cross and Amber Tamblyn are here and Definitely Maybe is playing -- luke oneil
- DAVID CROSS IS SITTING BESIDE ME AND I AN LOSING MY SHIT -- Philip Connor
- Each, and every time I use the word, "literally", I literally think of David Cross to make sure I'm not being an idiot with the term. -- Nathan Hileman
- Baseball announcer just misused the word literally. I hope he is listening and subsequently cursing somewhere -- Ben Kleine pcnh
- He is my spirit animal. -- Kim Vicious
- The very subtle way that David Cross's wig slowly gets more tousled with stress with every scene -- Hausu MD
- The Dean introspecting about the D&D game while he is singing in elvish is priceless. -- Creepy Jeff
- David cross is such an underrated actor -- Callum Baker
- Now reading Bob Odenkirk's very funny A Load of Hooey. Will then shelve it by David Cross' I Drink For A Reason for a MR SHOW shelf reunion. -- Anthony Morris
- DAVID CROSS IS SAT LITCH NEXT TO ME IN A PUB; TOBIAS FÜNKE JUST ELBOWED ME BY ACCIDENT AND APOLOGISED. I JUST BLUE MYSELF HELP -- KB
- Just started watching The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. Woooooow. he is a geniuuus. -- Anh Tran
- David cross is p. gross and i feel like his character in obvious child is him -- Alexandra Duguid
- Is David Cross supposed to be funny?... -- Patrick Gordon
- In the commentaries of Rick and Morty season 1 they improv Rick debating Morty whether he is better than Odenkirk -- P1 mogar
- I don't think anyone was asking for Todd Margaret to come back for a new season, but more David Cross and Will Arnett is good news I guess. -- Rob 'Zombie' Trench
- I don't check comment for a couple of hours and every fucker meets David Cross. Is there not a special notification for this? -- Sam
- YESSSSSS: "he is bringing his scripted comedy The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret back to IFC for a third season." -- Nude FrankensTAYNE
- Highlight of life so far is probably David Cross asking on our behalf whether "javelin cunt" was an acceptable quiz answer -- Content Bae-thory
- We really are a network that is mostly comprised of female executives. Glad David Cross thinks that's cool. -- Annamaria Sofillas
- He is also at the pub quiz that we are at in Shoreditch. Just FYI. The principal from She's The Man is literally next to us. -- Sam Diss
- He is hilarious -- Toban ☆卐★
- If David Cross doesn't do a reoccurring guest spot on the world is doing it wrong. -- allflicker
- David cross is in this movie. Jesus, his career was not going well in 2006. -- Philip Cosores
- Sample from David cross's "shut up you fucking baby" " One of the good things that have come out of this war is alot of bad country music" -- horse_ebookz
- Is that David Cross or Peter Chiarelli? -- Rear Admiral
- Ew. Rick and Morty should not be in the shower. And that head alien is David Cross. -- Zombie Lexie Grey
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