Never be ashamed of having a crush on David Decoteau I'm a crusher
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David Decoteau is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On David Decoteau
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Rated by - The villain in this David Decoteau movie's name is Harley. Uuugh why are Harleys always villains -- Harli Beth
- Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens looks and sounds like a big budget David DeCoteau film! Terrible acting and all. -- Patrick Gratton
- Was just introduced to David DeCoteau's films and they are not stepping up. -- Ryan Davis Ebooks
- Disappointing. The blue tint was consistent between cuts. I expect more from Mary David DeCoteau-Crawford. -- Valerie Troutman
- I have come to the decision that the world needs more Bigfoot movies. (That aren't directed by David DeCoteau.) -- Hairless Sasquatch
- Just rebuilt my entire PC and it booted first try -- David 🌊
- The father/son relationship in The Staircase is so weird. It feels like a David Decoteau film rather than a platonic relationship. -- Miles Eves 🤖
- Las pelis de David DeCoteau (Instituto Sangriento, Final Stab, La Hermandad...) -- Gabriel Morán
- David DeCoteau era o diretor de filme tosco (mas bom) que faltava na vida -- Juliana
- PSG bringing more shirtless dudes than a David DeCoteau film -- Not In Moderation
- Todo esto acabaría llevando al giro que supondría para David DeCoteau 1997... pero de eso os hablaré dentro de un rato. -- Jónatan Sark
- It's that time of year again. How many Lifetime Channel Christmas movies are Fred Olen Ray & David DeCoteau going to churn out I wonder? -- Liam Pendergast
- Just realized a bunch of David DeCoteau movies are streaming on Amazon Prime. What s the best one to start with? I haven t seen ANY. -- Patrick Pryor
- Teen Wolf the show is like if Teen Wolf the movie was directed by David DeCoteau -- Cyber Leviathan
- 1962 & David DeCoteau, American-Canadian film director and producer -- This Day In History
- TODAY'S BIRFDAYS: Robert Duvall b. 1931, Clancy Brown b. 1959, director David DeCoteau b. 1962, Franz Drameh b. 1993 -- Evil Larry
- Happy Birthday David DeCoteau! They don t make movies like these anymore.... and they should. -- John Charles Hunt
- All right, fine, I'll watch David DeCoteau's homoerotic horror series The Brotherhood -- Brandon 🚷
- AND ITS NOT A DAVID DECOTEAU HOT GUYS TAKING SHOWERS IN THEIR WHITEY TIDIES CULT -- karamashi
- Downloading a likely unwatchable David DeCoteau/Jan-Michael Vincent erotic thriller. -- stephen dorff is the clippers' drake
- (And David DeCoteau will be my most watched director every year until podcasts are banished from the earth.) -- Kelly Hoolihan
- David decoteau sen ne tür bir sap ks n amk... -- fershi kirmanov
- I'm amazed and a little excited at the number of David DeCoteau movies streaming. -- Son of Karas (ラの息子)
- Some might say going from a David DeCoteau house special to Paddington is a leap but I think it's the same kind of film. -- Austin Shinn
- David Decoteau movies are honestly gold -- 𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇
- The long-awaited romance between Natalie Portman and David DeCoteau: PORTMANTEAU -- Educationalmaterialotathon
- I would love to see a supercut of all the David DeCoteau movies made in the Easter Bunny Puppy house -- comfort and yeast
- If you fall asleep watching a movie on Tubi & you wake up halfway through a David DeCoteau movie you get to take the next day off from work -- Default Moniker
- I m not sure why I, a straight man, am watching 1313: Giant Killer Bees, but here I am. David DeCoteau is certainly... doing what he does. -- Keene of the Damned
- David decoteau makes his weird gay filler movies and also makes lifetime series and family films. always be hustling. -- protagunist
- In the Riverdale universe, David DeCoteau box sets exist and Kevin owns all of them. -- swan-diving into sad adulthood
- Life isn t worth living because I will never be able to go to the David DeCoteau 1313 himbo mansion :/ -- tay🔪
- My only career goal is to get cast in a david decoteau film all my other dreams are dead -- Matt Grote
- Me, watching a movie in which Eric Roberts gets hit by a car in the first three minutes: I wonder if this is a David DeCoteau film? *It was. -- Wendy Mays
- Give us a Friday the 13th remake directed by David DeCoteau -- Helen Shivers
- I watched a movie and kept thinking, "What is this? What is it this way?" I got my answer once I saw the director. David DeCoteau. -- Binge Movies 🍿
- Just found out who David DeCoteau is and uh yeah i think im interested imagine directing over 100 movies what a king -- Jack 📉 is in Chicago 🎃🎃🎃
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