David Decoteau

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American film director
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David Decoteau is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.

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3 star rating
Rated by 37 man-crushers
  • 3 star rating The villain in this David Decoteau movie's name is Harley. Uuugh why are Harleys always villains --
  • 2 star rating Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens looks and sounds like a big budget David DeCoteau film! Terrible acting and all. --
  • 3 star rating Was just introduced to David DeCoteau's films and they are not stepping up. --
  • 2 star rating Disappointing. The blue tint was consistent between cuts. I expect more from Mary David DeCoteau-Crawford. --
  • 1 star rating I have come to the decision that the world needs more Bigfoot movies. (That aren't directed by David DeCoteau.) --
  • 4 star rating Just rebuilt my entire PC and it booted first try --
  • 5 star rating The father/son relationship in The Staircase is so weird. It feels like a David Decoteau film rather than a platonic relationship. --
  • 3 star rating Las pelis de David DeCoteau (Instituto Sangriento, Final Stab, La Hermandad...) --
  • 3 star rating David DeCoteau era o diretor de filme tosco (mas bom) que faltava na vida --
  • 4 star rating PSG bringing more shirtless dudes than a David DeCoteau film --
  • 1 star rating Todo esto acabaría llevando al giro que supondría para David DeCoteau 1997... pero de eso os hablaré dentro de un rato. --
  • 5 star rating It's that time of year again. How many Lifetime Channel Christmas movies are Fred Olen Ray & David DeCoteau going to churn out I wonder? --
  • 5 star rating Just realized a bunch of David DeCoteau movies are streaming on Amazon Prime. What s the best one to start with? I haven t seen ANY. --
  • 3 star rating Teen Wolf the show is like if Teen Wolf the movie was directed by David DeCoteau --
  • 3 star rating 1962 & David DeCoteau, American-Canadian film director and producer --
  • 1 star rating TODAY'S BIRFDAYS: Robert Duvall b. 1931, Clancy Brown b. 1959, director David DeCoteau b. 1962, Franz Drameh b. 1993 --
  • 3 star rating Happy Birthday David DeCoteau! They don t make movies like these anymore.... and they should. --
  • 3 star rating All right, fine, I'll watch David DeCoteau's homoerotic horror series The Brotherhood --
  • 3 star rating AND ITS NOT A DAVID DECOTEAU HOT GUYS TAKING SHOWERS IN THEIR WHITEY TIDIES CULT --
  • 3 star rating Downloading a likely unwatchable David DeCoteau/Jan-Michael Vincent erotic thriller. --
  • 2 star rating (And David DeCoteau will be my most watched director every year until podcasts are banished from the earth.) --
  • 5 star rating David decoteau sen ne tür bir sap ks n amk... --
  • 3 star rating I'm amazed and a little excited at the number of David DeCoteau movies streaming. --
  • 1 star rating Some might say going from a David DeCoteau house special to Paddington is a leap but I think it's the same kind of film. --
  • 5 star rating David Decoteau movies are honestly gold --
  • 3 star rating The long-awaited romance between Natalie Portman and David DeCoteau: PORTMANTEAU --
  • 5 star rating I would love to see a supercut of all the David DeCoteau movies made in the Easter Bunny Puppy house --
  • 5 star rating If you fall asleep watching a movie on Tubi & you wake up halfway through a David DeCoteau movie you get to take the next day off from work --
  • 5 star rating I m not sure why I, a straight man, am watching 1313: Giant Killer Bees, but here I am. David DeCoteau is certainly... doing what he does. --
  • 1 star rating David decoteau makes his weird gay filler movies and also makes lifetime series and family films. always be hustling. --
  • 3 star rating In the Riverdale universe, David DeCoteau box sets exist and Kevin owns all of them. --
  • 2 star rating Life isn t worth living because I will never be able to go to the David DeCoteau 1313 himbo mansion :/ --
  • 3 star rating My only career goal is to get cast in a david decoteau film all my other dreams are dead --
  • 5 star rating Me, watching a movie in which Eric Roberts gets hit by a car in the first three minutes: I wonder if this is a David DeCoteau film? *It was. --
  • 4 star rating Give us a Friday the 13th remake directed by David DeCoteau --
  • 5 star rating I watched a movie and kept thinking, "What is this? What is it this way?" I got my answer once I saw the director. David DeCoteau. --
  • 1 star rating Just found out who David DeCoteau is and uh yeah i think im interested imagine directing over 100 movies what a king --

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