David Lynch

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American filmmaker (Famous from Twin Peaks, Blue Velvet)
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Average Body: David Lynch bows out of Showtime's 'Twin Peaks' revival

Updated: 10 years ago (April 5, 2015, 10pm)
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  • 3 star rating There's more missing from Muffet than just the star (her sheep)... humor is. --
  • 2 star rating I saw Doctor Strange and I feel like this is what would happen if David Lynch directed a Marvel movie. --
  • 5 star rating Who influenced who? "3 Women" Robert Altman or "Eraserhead" David Lynch! Same year (77) & only 1 month apart! Very similar styles & strange --
  • 5 star rating Omfg guys I just remembered I'm meeting David lynch ON FRIDAY and he can sign a thing so what should that thing be SOS I need memorable shit --
  • 5 star rating Dune is a trip. Then again... David Lynch. --
  • 2 star rating Eraserhead, mulholland drive, and blue velvet are some of the best movies ever made david lynch is a genius --
  • 5 star rating Life is hecking boring man --
  • 4 star rating Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all - David Lynch --
  • 2 star rating Wild at Heart is excellent. Hilarious and fucked up, he is a good kind of devil. Quotes while I watch it: --
  • 1 star rating my friend (Vito Garcia Viedma), he does not comment. The film is called "Cintas Snuff" and is funded by friends. --
  • 1 star rating Hi David ... just trying to figure out comment... is the new twin peaks in the can yet? Hows the painting going? --
  • 1 star rating David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late 80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. Hes a very cool, hip guy --
  • 3 star rating David Lynch really knows how to take a nightmare and turn it into a full length film --
  • 4 star rating "katya is the david lynch of drag" ... I can't disagree --
  • 5 star rating David lynch is so overrated. --
  • 1 star rating Unless you think you can really outdo David Lynch, can everyone stop fucking making surrealist films about Hollywood? --
  • 4 star rating Negativity is the enemy of creativity. David Lynch --
  • 5 star rating The short films of he is very...... twisted. --
  • 1 star rating "I want an Asian girl. A Eurasian girl. 23. Beautiful. I also want a pet monkey. A spider monkey." This David Lynch doc is wild --
  • 1 star rating Somewhere out there is a person who has not seen David Lynch cooking quinoa. WE MUST FIND THEM. Then this madness will be over. --
  • 5 star rating I'm so happy that David lynch invented cinema --
  • 5 star rating Quick capsule thoughts on It is mindblowing. Dense. Like David Lynch did a play. Utterly essential. Changes the whole body of work --
  • 3 star rating FU -- will seriously make you question the director's sanity Looking at you, David Lynch --
  • 1 star rating The only role that beats David Duchovny playing the female FBI agent Denise is constantly-yelling David Lynch himself XD --
  • 5 star rating Why is billy ray cyrus in a david lynch movie --
  • 5 star rating To Master Yoda's movie podcast, welcome back. Talking about today, the films of David Lynch, we are. DUNE, or DUNE not. There is no try. --
  • 4 star rating "My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me." David Lynch --
  • 4 star rating What David Lynch creation is most analogous to the 2016 campaign? --
  • 5 star rating So I bought this package where I received the full album download of The Music of David Lynch AND the 20 min film Pyschogenic Fuegue. --
  • 5 star rating Nocturnal Animals is beautiful & pulpy it feels like college times smoking menthol cigarettes & getting heavily into David Lynch. --
  • 1 star rating Martha Washington, naked on an exercise bike devouring apple pie, is a scene I've watched in 100 David Lynch movies. --
  • 2 star rating Everything's messed up since the Twin Peaks return was announced. Is David Lynch directing all of 2016? --
  • 1 star rating In other news, Kylie Jenner is a secret pop star- confirming we are all indeed living in a bad David Lynch movie. --
  • 5 star rating My 8yr old said 'the dichotomy between the everyday and the outrageous is what really sets David Lynch apart from other filmmakers' --
  • 3 star rating David Lynch, if this is the new Twin Peaks, you have gone too far. Too far. --
  • 5 star rating He is a weird dude --
  • 1 star rating The only form of redemption this world has is that David Lynch begins every one of his comments with "dear comment friends" --
  • 5 star rating 2016 is just really a David Lynch movie. --
  • 2 star rating Die Siegesrede von Trump wirkt so surreal. Als hΓ€tte David Lynch seinen schlimmsten Albtraum verfilmt. --
  • 4 star rating He is a fucking GENIUS. Eraserhead is proof!!!! Wow! --
  • 3 star rating The concept of absurdity is something I'm attracted to. ~ David Lynch --
  • 1 star rating Hey David I really hope you read this because I need your help! I try to make a dream come true but i cant make it alone. --
  • 1 star rating David Lynch's 2001 masterpiece 'Mulholland Dr.' is mesmeric, beautiful and unhinged. Join us at as we experience it all --
  • 3 star rating What bizzare dreamscape is this? Are we all in a David Lynch film now?! --
  • 5 star rating This is the ending of a David Lynch movie. --
  • 4 star rating The opening episode of Twin Peaks is amazing. he is on form. --
  • 5 star rating Is this National Lampoon or a David Lynch film? --
  • 4 star rating My timeline looks like a David Lynch movie. So surreal --
  • 4 star rating David Lynch doesn't just make movies. He is the movies. --
  • 3 star rating Is this interview with Rudy Giuliani directed by David Lynch bc this is spooky af --

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