David Ortiz

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Dominican-American professional baseball player, designated hitter (Famous from Boston Red Sox)
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Large Body: David Ortiz Might Have Brought About ‘The End of All Selfies’

Updated: 10 years ago (April 6, 2014, 1pm)
... [Read More on CNN]

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating I know its Football season, but explain to me how he is still hitting home runs at this pace at this age. PEDS --
  • 4 star rating He is at our gate and my mom is sad bc he didn't say hi back to her --
  • 5 star rating Big Papi is killin it with all these HR's Ortiz --
  • 3 star rating All I like to do is work every day and have an idea what I want to do. -David Ortiz --
  • 4 star rating Jose Bautista is probably just as bad as David Ortiz at this point. --
  • 1 star rating So that's like David Ortiz hitting a game tying homer in the 9th, for the Yankees, against the Red Sox, right? --
  • 4 star rating He is the new owner of the Baltimore Orioles franchise. --
  • 3 star rating Lineup Alarm: David Ortiz (DH - Bos) he is not in the Red Sox starting lineup on Sunday. --
  • 3 star rating - David Ortiz, Rest - is not in the starting lineup Sunday (9/21) at Baltimore --
  • 5 star rating So fake of me, but he is nastyyyy. --
  • 3 star rating Khris Davis is the 1st AL player with 3 straight 40 HR, 100 RBI seasons since David Ortiz 2004-06 --
  • 5 star rating He is going to get into the Hall before Edgar and that makes me laugh how angry people will get even though I know it's not right. --
  • 4 star rating My sox might not being doing so hot, but he is still the man. --
  • 3 star rating Why is it when I see David Ortiz run, I hear the theme to Chariots of Fire? --
  • 4 star rating Watching Keenan play David Ortiz makes me laugh so hard --
  • 5 star rating Onto more up lifting news., on my calendar today marks the 10th year anniversary of Game 4 of the ALCS., David Ortiz walk off HR in the 12th --
  • 5 star rating But he knows David Ortiz so it's ok. --
  • 5 star rating Today is the 10th anniversary of one of the biggest homers ever. David Ortiz's Walkoff Shot in Game 4 if the ALCS against the Yankees --
  • 5 star rating I think he is in my gym rn --
  • 3 star rating I have a feeling he is gonna be the next great ball player to retire. --
  • 2 star rating Meanwhile he is at a football game cause he's got nothing better to do when his team doesnt make the playoffs --
  • 2 star rating David Ortiz was at the patriots game tonight so I had to watch it just because he was there! --
  • 5 star rating Pablo Sandoval is like David Ortiz's Mini-Me. --
  • 3 star rating Is that David Ortiz or Sandoval. Can't tell,we couldn't get either one out --
  • 5 star rating He is at the Patriots game. We're gonna be fine. --
  • 5 star rating Pablo Sandoval is a low-rent David Ortiz. --
  • 1 star rating He is joining the FOX World Series broadcast? There wasn't supposed to be any Red Sox or Yankees this October. Assholes. --
  • 5 star rating If you didn't think postseason coverage could get any worse than Joe Buck and Harold Reynolds, he is gonna be a commentator! WHY!!! --
  • 4 star rating Senior quote: "this is our fucking city" -David Ortiz --
  • 3 star rating I'm thankful for David Ortiz, Derek Jeter, and Alex Rodriguez being out of baseball. --
  • 1 star rating Having to welcome/act normally around David Ortiz today when I really wanted to hug him was a true test of my self control --
  • 5 star rating He is Busy Breaking Records, Son.. --
  • 5 star rating is a better version of David Ortiz --
  • 4 star rating Daría mi vida por ver a David Ortiz... Un homerun suyo lo era todo. --
  • 5 star rating [Makes an Amazon wish list that's a just David Ortiz jersey and a gelato maker and comments it out] "HEY HONEY CHRISTMAS IS UNCANCELED!" --
  • 3 star rating Lmaooo seriously one of the best skits on snl is Keenan as big Papi (David Ortiz) --
  • 3 star rating "It's my turn" -David Ortiz This 2013 World Series film on MLB network is dope. --
  • 5 star rating He is the most kind hearted guy --
  • 5 star rating Gabe Kapler's thinking it, but being nice and not saying it. "Hosmer is exquisite at first base. The exact opposite of David Ortiz." --
  • 1 star rating David Ortiz, Nick Swisher and Gabe Kapler on one TV set? Well, Fox's douche quota is filled. Run, Big Hurt!!! --
  • 4 star rating He is doing the Fox World Series post game, a must watch! --
  • 2 star rating Why in the fuck is David Ortiz a fox sports commentator? You can't understand a single word he says... --
  • 3 star rating Well it is handy to have David Ortiz available to comment on slow trips around the bases. --
  • 5 star rating Why is david ortiz doing the postgame --
  • 4 star rating He is more important and influential in Boston than Tom Brady. --
  • 5 star rating He is a commentator. --
  • 5 star rating So many documentaries that are attracting me right now. Video games, 30 for 30: Bernie & Ernie, David Ortiz, or Mysteries at the Museum... --
  • 4 star rating For god sake he is an baseball analyst ............ --
  • 3 star rating And to take a page out of the David Ortiz handbook . This is our fucking country. --
  • 1 star rating If people think the FOX broadcast is bad now, just wait until 5 years from now when they stick David Ortiz in the booth w/ Buck --

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