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Dominican-American professional baseball player, designated hitter (Famous from Boston Red Sox)

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Large Body: David Ortiz Might Have Brought About ‘The End of All Selfies’

Updated: 11 years ago (April 6, 2014, 1pm)
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I know its Football season, but explain to me how he is still hitting home runs at this pace at this age. PEDS -- Upton Bell
He is at our gate and my mom is sad bc he didn't say hi back to her -- Lauren
Big Papi is killin it with all these HR's Ortiz -- Liv Penney
All I like to do is work every day and have an idea what I want to do. -David Ortiz -- Baseball Quotes
Jose Bautista is probably just as bad as David Ortiz at this point. -- Ryan Stickel
So that's like David Ortiz hitting a game tying homer in the 9th, for the Yankees, against the Red Sox, right? -- The Goog
He is the new owner of the Baltimore Orioles franchise. -- Leadoff Hitta
Lineup Alarm: David Ortiz (DH - Bos) he is not in the Red Sox starting lineup on Sunday. -- Fantasy Alarm

- David Ortiz, Rest - is not in the starting lineup Sunday (9/21) at Baltimore -- SportsInsights.com
So fake of me, but he is nastyyyy. -- Sabrina Hill
Khris Davis is the 1st AL player with 3 straight 40 HR, 100 RBI seasons since David Ortiz 2004-06 -- Isaac Rodriguez
He is going to get into the Hall before Edgar and that makes me laugh how angry people will get even though I know it's not right. -- idiot failure man
My sox might not being doing so hot, but he is still the man. -- Megan Martin
Why is it when I see David Ortiz run, I hear the theme to Chariots of Fire? -- Rich Grimmel
Watching Keenan play David Ortiz makes me laugh so hard -- Allison
Onto more up lifting news., on my calendar today marks the 10th year anniversary of Game 4 of the ALCS., David Ortiz walk off HR in the 12th -- danny
But he knows David Ortiz so it's ok. -- Brynne Connolly
Today is the 10th anniversary of one of the biggest homers ever. David Ortiz's Walkoff Shot in Game 4 if the ALCS against the Yankees -- Daniel
I think he is in my gym rn -- Ryan V Watanabe
I have a feeling he is gonna be the next great ball player to retire. -- rc21julian
Meanwhile he is at a football game cause he's got nothing better to do when his team doesnt make the playoffs -- ⚾Ethan Klay⚾
David Ortiz was at the patriots game tonight so I had to watch it just because he was there! -- E. Chece⚓️
Pablo Sandoval is like David Ortiz's Mini-Me. -- Jimmy Blair
Is that David Ortiz or Sandoval. Can't tell,we couldn't get either one out -- JD

He is at the Patriots game. We're gonna be fine. -- Mike Bolduc
Pablo Sandoval is a low-rent David Ortiz. -- STLCardinalBaseball
He is joining the FOX World Series broadcast? There wasn't supposed to be any Red Sox or Yankees this October. Assholes. -- Eric's Void
If you didn't think postseason coverage could get any worse than Joe Buck and Harold Reynolds, he is gonna be a commentator! WHY!!! -- Keely
Senior quote: "this is our fucking city" -David Ortiz -- James Julio
I'm thankful for David Ortiz, Derek Jeter, and Alex Rodriguez being out of baseball. -- Eroc RDT
Having to welcome/act normally around David Ortiz today when I really wanted to hug him was a true test of my self control -- Casey Edward
He is Busy Breaking Records, Son.. -- Red Sox News
is a better version of David Ortiz -- Andrew Teixeira
Daría mi vida por ver a David Ortiz... Un homerun suyo lo era todo. -- M-i-g-u-e-l
[Makes an Amazon wish list that's a just David Ortiz jersey and a gelato maker and comments it out] "HEY HONEY CHRISTMAS IS UNCANCELED!" -- THE EBOLA GAY
Lmaooo seriously one of the best skits on snl is Keenan as big Papi (David Ortiz) -- Natalie Nunez
"It's my turn" -David Ortiz This 2013 World Series film on MLB network is dope. -- Brandon Hernandez
He is the most kind hearted guy -- Brunner
Gabe Kapler's thinking it, but being nice and not saying it. "Hosmer is exquisite at first base. The exact opposite of David Ortiz." -- Ryan Friess
David Ortiz, Nick Swisher and Gabe Kapler on one TV set? Well, Fox's douche quota is filled. Run, Big Hurt!!! -- Tim O'Brien
He is doing the Fox World Series post game, a must watch! -- Taylor Smith
Why in the fuck is David Ortiz a fox sports commentator? You can't understand a single word he says... -- Tim Welz
Well it is handy to have David Ortiz available to comment on slow trips around the bases. -- Les East
Why is david ortiz doing the postgame -- Andyyy
He is more important and influential in Boston than Tom Brady. -- Tom
He is a commentator. -- Hunter Golden
So many documentaries that are attracting me right now. Video games, 30 for 30: Bernie & Ernie, David Ortiz, or Mysteries at the Museum... -- tiffany romines
For god sake he is an baseball analyst ............ -- Dr. Rev. Hollastar
And to take a page out of the David Ortiz handbook . This is our fucking country. -- Lucas Meyer
If people think the FOX broadcast is bad now, just wait until 5 years from now when they stick David Ortiz in the booth w/ Buck -- Jared Moore