Never be ashamed of having a crush on Dean Malenko I'm a crusher
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Dean Malenko is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Dean Malenko
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - So far, two damn good matches between Eddie Guerrero/Dean Malenko and Psychosis/Ultimo Dragon. -- Billy's Severed Head
- Dean malenko is actually pro at plinko. -- BRUH OF THE CRYPT
- Nick Saban is the Dean Malenko of football. Always looks good but his game is so boring. -- Hunter P.
- Is it bad that i want Dean Malenko in the Royal Rumble next year? :D -- .
- Scotty 2 Hotty vs Dean Malenko from Backlash 2000 is like the greatest match I've ever seen. -- Dustin Bailey
- Captain's Log: As a wrestling fan. Rey Mysterio Jr. vs he is like Christmas every single time. -- HaHaHaHaHa
- "Sabre vs Gresham was so good, Dean Malenko would be proud." -- Nightlife
- There is nothing i've seen in my life that looks as painful as dean malenko doing a backbreaker on a guy off the second rope -- Jordan T. Neves
- Oh man I hope this is the beging of and Dean Malenko being the stooges 2.0 -- Mario Salazar
- The dean malenko/psicosis match at WORLD WAR 3 '96 is good for similar reasons -- TRASH☆KING
- In all fairness though...he is one of the easiest wrestlers to watch in the ring...makes it look effortless -- Adam
- Twitch is gonna suck all weekend. Luckily, we got a Dean Malenko vs. Jushin Thunder Liger match on the Network. -- hdP
- Dean Malenko vs Chris Jericho was one of my favorite wrestling rivalries to watch and it could've been so much more. -- J A V I S
- It is funny how these memories flood back after starting to watch something! Dean Malenko in love with Lita was hilarious! -- Anna Dunne
- Dean Malenko's 5'o'clock shadow game is untouchable. -- Mark Vandy
- He is the pro wrestler that every wrestling fan knows about but zero non-wrestling fans know about -- Daniel Farmer
- Best possible Rumble outcome is Sin Cara showing up, murdering Y2J, and ripping his mask off to reveal he's been Dean Malenko for ten years -- MDT
- He is in the back fuming at Cole calling this a Cloverleaf. -- Missed Spots Podcast
- I love how people always think Daniel Bryan is the man, but in reality, he's just another Dean Malenko. -- Chris Sabin.
- *watches Dean Malenko matches with Rhye playing in the background* oh THIS is my aesthetic, holy shit. -- John E. Warren
- First match is intergender elimination match - Hardys and Lita vs Eddie G, Dean Malenko, and Perry Saturn -- Rob Bonnette
- he is a moron. There is so much terrible, oh god. This PPV shows exactly how they failed. David Flair? -- #RIPBowie
- 100 Grand is the Dean Malenko of candy. -- Patricio
- Kawhi is the Dean Malenko of the NBA. -- El H.D.H.
- Seriously, where the fuck was Fit Finlay, Dean Malenko, J&J, and the entire referee roster to stop League of Nations there!? Odd. -- RIP Charles Vane
- WCW turned to trash but man, when they had matches like Dean Malenko vs Ultimo Dragon it was fantastic -- テイト
- Fandango on Raw? Guess we're running through everyone Jericho has lost to. Are we gonna see Dean Malenko next week? -- Novaire
- WCW World Cruiserweight Championship Match : Dean Malenko (c) vs. Jimmy Graffiti -- The Wyatt's Son ❄
- Ice man Dean Malenko, my wrist look like sprinkles -- Cierra Moyer
- Dean Malenko the cruiserweight champ vs Brad Armstrong, boring... -- Oaks
- Dean Malenko gave Lita that Texas Cloverleaf -- $tone Cold
- I didn't know Dean Malenko was a referee -- Israel J Carbuckle
- It's 2:30 in the morning and I'm watching Dean Malenko vs 2 Cold Scorpio for the ECW TV title. -- kikrusher99
- Dean Malenko wit the mean Texas cloverleaf!!! -- 2.0
- Eddie Guerrero. Chris Benoit. Perry Saturn. Dean Malenko. -- dirty paws
- Dean Malenko lol -- Bran
- Love to see Dean Malenko come out and kick the shit out of him. -- The Masked Fan
- Dean Malenko has gotten himself a part as a government agent in the movie villains. -- QuoteBot3000
- Jericho has Dean Malenko on his podcast?? guess ill run a bath -- Dvaenger Mysz
- Teej wanna be Dean Malenko -- 10 Pc. Boomin
- Robbie Brookside vs Dean Malenko. WCW was so good. -- well done renua m8
- Let the dark eldar be able to take on dean malenko in a fight, is what I'm saying here -- Mark Grandstaff
- On a nicer note, let's talk wrestling. WCW made great use of jobbers. he is the Cruiserweight Champ and beats big guys. -- Andrew MacDonald
- I've fallen off of NXT for a while, so I wasn't very familiar with No Way Jose. Holy fuck. He makes Mojo Rawley look like Dean Malenko. -- Certified Bradness
- Was a big Dean Malenko fan as a kid so I always pop for a Texas Cloverleaf -- Brian Neall
- Samoa Joe is trying to show he knows more moves than Dean Malenko! -- Shon Richards
- Asuka is the Dean Malenko in this match. Bayley needs to embrace her inner Chris Jericho to counter her. :) -- UltraLiger
- Ive never been a big Aries fan. So similar to Dean Malenko. -- Ordinary Ant.
- The best way to handle airport nerds that I've seen is what Dean Malenko did Which is defend the girls and tell the nerds to fuck off -- Bronson-Lee
- I watched tonight Joe & Dean Malenko vs the Fantastics. OFF...THE...CHARTS. Seriously, everyone go watch this right now. -- Stuart Carapola
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