Dennis Miller

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Dennis Miller's response to Secret Service/"If a man jumps WH fence & makes it far enough inside & is spooning the President/Security Breach -- Real Emergency Media
• Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair? Dennis Miller -- Monica Jamaluddin
• "So if you run FOR the White House you can be president but if you run INTO the White House you go to jail." -- Dennis Miller -- ClankDotCom
• "So if you run FOR the White House you can be president but if you run INTO the White House you go to jail." -- Dennis Miller probably -- Julian McCullough
• DENNIS MILLER: "Nancy Pelosi is BAT-SHIT CRAZY! I guarantee you that she sleeps UPSIDE DOWN!" -- slone
• Watching Dennis Miller on the news is truly fantastic -- Craig Zeigler
• Lmao!dennis miller so dang funny, i thought if you got on the whitehouse lawn there was a sniper on the roof who would blow your head off! -- CONNIEKETCHUP
• Stop Putting Music On Your Website What Is This The Net Starring Sandra Bullock And Co-Starring Dennis Miller? -- RockFace
• Oreilly discredits himself constantly by talking over just about every guest, except Bernie and Dennis Miller. So arrogant this guy. -- zoomzoomz
• Right now I think my relationship with reading is the same as how I feel about Dennis Miller. It used to be fun. -- LJ Cool Daddy
• Jokeologist from the local university have pinpointed the exact moment Dennis Miller stopped being funny. -- J. Edgar
• "The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country." ~Dennis Miller | -- A Million Laughs!
• America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school. Dennis Miller -- Roz Russell
• My dad is watching Dennis Miller stand up -- Colette Ryan
• When did Dennis Miller loose his sense of humor?? So not funny :-/ -- Christina Moore
• Dennis Miller has a bit where he talks about how global warming makes no sense if there are colder winters. very stupid man. -- Max S.
• And 5 minutes is all it took for me throw in the towel on Dennis Miller's comedy special. -- Sean Ward
• "This kid in the front row is giving me the finger!" Dennis Miller on Dinner for Five explaining everything. -- Michael McKinney
• I really think that, given the creative freedom to do so, Colin Jost could become the next Dennis Miller. -- Mr.Attack Resistanc
• Kyle Mooney is slowing morphing into Dennis Miller -- William West
• Dennis miller is really funny -- Rosanne ♔
• Welp, Comcast screwed up my cable in the bedroom, so I guess I'll watch Dennis Miller on Netflix. -- Robert Workman
• Anyone else just here waiting for Dennis Miller to really fuck up so you can do a Now, I don t want to go off on a rant here comment? -- Matt Q.
• We gave Dennis Miller so many chances. -- Jeff May
• Dennis Miller's new comedy special is on netflix Incase anyone needs a reminder there's never been a funny republican in the history of time -- zach reinert
• An ultra-conservative Dennis Miller lost some edge. A nasty side effect of your arguments being shallow and myopic -- J Hoath
• Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways. - Dennis Miller -- TheWorkAtHome Dad
• Dennis miller's opener now is about income taxes -- Quinoa Appropriator
• "There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. ~Dennis Miller -- Reasons To Vote GOP
• "The biggest business I know is the government & they're shitty at their jobs & can't get fried."-Dennis Miller -- Mcfly
• !! he is Awesome!! YOU Rule Dude!!! -- Dena Deason
• He is an inspiration. -- Sarah Goldwoman
• Dennis miller is actually so funny -- Ben O'Brien
• "Even when Obama is in residence, there's nobody home."---Dennis Miller -- Carl Gustav
• He is the best asset to Fox News -- Schoolboy J
• Dennis Miller on O'Reilly, talking about the WH gate crasher, "the only other guy straddling the fence is the guy IN the White House." -- Terry Barker
• He is such a Jacksss. He makes O'Reilly look intelligent. -- Cary Klein
• He is the man -- Vincenzo Alongi
• I know the White House isn't into it but I would encourage them to establish a border around the White House. Dennis Miller -- ContinuousHits 94KEY
• Dennis miller you are NOT funny. You really need to stop skipping shock therapy. -- villageidiotone
• I totally intellectually respect Bill Maher as well. he is someone I intellectually respect as well. Lugubrious, erudite, very -- D Noble
• One of life's greatest pleasures is Dana Carvey bobbing his head as Dennis Miller -- Joe Kwaczala
• Ok so dennis miller has some good quotes now and again, rarely but other than that, hes pretty much a fucktard -- Billford E. Braski
• Remember Dennis Miller being a announcer? -- Nate's Place
• "What with Facebook, and comment and Instagram, never have lives less lived been so well chronicled." --Dennis Miller -- John Cannon
• Dennis Miller live paced the way for The Daily Show and Real Time with Bill Maher. But the Daily show is edited from the swearing -- Johnny Futbol
• Is it ironic that Dennis Miller counts as an obscure reference? -- David Here
• He is really funny these days guys. Really. No really. Reeeeally. -- Darth Fat
• "I can't tell if this is Ancient Rome or the Woodstown FALL Festival." -Dennis Miller -- Mark Schmidt
• Dennis Miller in the 80's was actually Dennis Miller from now. Dennis Miller now is Dennis Miller from the darkest future. -- JoshThorne

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