Dick Burns

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Prolly cuz his dick burns If Amber rose box was so fire why wiz cheat this made no sense -- Leroy X
• Prolly cuz his dick burns If Amber rose box was so fire why wiz cheat -- ReSuRRecteD BaE
• I got in naive and my dick burns wtf -- Mikey/Naive Sharky
• Dick Burns, Your Company's Chlamydia Guy -- Manny DiPreso
• Little dick burns! LOL! view -- ❀★Dr Sue★❀
• Fuck making any kind of hot sauce, I washed my hands, and somehow now my dick burns. Fuck you hot peppers. -- TheChef
• I know a man named Dick Burns. -- b_wildered2
• ahhhh! Dick Burns! -- RedactedFilesPodcast
• as a G.I. It's not like I have a 'choice' ;) (huh huh Dick Burns. - did you like that -- Rugged Nerd
• BUT I GUESS POURING SOME LIQUID ON A NEWBORN DICK BURNS??? -- meolah
• Father Dick Burns -- Chris Treloar
• My dick burns. -- COD: Ghosts
• I almost typed "dick burns" lmao -- spook-abel
• Dick Burns. view -- Michael Mravic
• If you have a dick avi I hope your dick burns in acid and is then shoved up your ass and comes out your throat -- virgin mary
• Just realized the officers name who gave us that ticket awhile ago is Richard Burns. So...Dick Burns...yikes. Sounds like a personal problem -- Doug Finley™
• "Luke, can I start calling you dick burns?" Sure chonger -- Luke Hoffman
• I gave this stupid cunt all of my stats homework and hes gonna complain about me not doing 3 problems? I hope your dick burns off -- M DOLLA
• I MISS MY DAD'S CAR I HOPE THE FUCKING DICK BURNS IN HELL -- zainab
• My dick burns I gotta pissssssss -- M.Y.P_Therealboss
• I keep trying to make a list of my top 3 jojo thirsts but honestly my dick burns so bad for dio and giorno i cant even think of a third -- BLIXΔ ★ BЯΔNDӨ
• Coughed when peeing and now my dick burns. This is my life, people. -- Jeremy Smith
• Big Shout Out to Jessica Willmon a part of our BSHS choir for singing the National Anthem at the Dick Burns Mat Classic! -- BSHS Athletics
• ACTUALLY I HOPE YOUR DICK BURNS OFF AND YOUR AWAKE WHILE ITS BURNING SO YOU CAN FEEL PAIN. OR I GUESS CHLAMYDIA IS CLOSE ENOUGH. -- Mandy
• My fucking dick burns!! Arghhh -- That Dude
• Sucking dick burns calories, ladies. -- Jesikuh Lynn ✌️
• Congratulations SMNW wrestlers on the 46-22 win over Blue Valley West this evening. Good luck Sat. at Dick Burns Mat Classic in Bonner 9 am -- SMNW Athletics
• Liar liar, I hope your pants catch on fire and your dick burns off -- Sierra
• Dick Burns Classic today and I'm second seed. -- GæjInHD
• I used icy hot on my shoulder then I went to pee now my dick burns -- big papi
• My dick burns, it ain't cause of disease It's cause I'm jacking off with gasoline mixed with anti freeze -- HEARTLESS
• I pissed and now my dick burns someone help me -- synergy anth
• Or "Sliding down the Banister" by Dick Burns -- Josh Tester
• These niggas fucking nasty hoes raw, then complain when there dick burns. -- Bobby St.Laurant
• Congrats Joe 'Dick' Burns... That boundary has brought up your highest Test score -- Official VB Man
• Christ. It's felt like I've got to piss for 2 hours now. The pain and discomfort is unreal. My dick burns. Nothing comes out except screams. -- Rex Dart Eskimo Spy
• Mads: did you know sucking dick burns calories! Me: and so does just kissing?.. Mads: imagine how much sucking dick burns! Okay madi chill -- Kyyy♛
• Imagine being named Dick Burns -- Kyle Miko
• The first player to pitch a no-hitter in the Union Association, a short-lived major league, was named Dick Burns. -- Factly
• Dick burns -- 《Damn It Dan》
• I almost typed dick burns -- Orange Man
• Wanna loose weight... fuck sum! Dick burns calories. -- ArgueWitYaManNotMe
• Niggas gonna have to explain to their gf how they got third-degree dick burns. I don't need that kinda trouble man lol -- Dirk Niggler
• My dick burns. -- S✨⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
• Hope you and yo little ass dick burns in hell -- Player 1
• I'd rather be in love than sleep around and catch STD's. That's just common sense. Come on now. Yall dumb as FUCK. Your dick burns pissin. -- Zachariah Messiah
• My dick burns -- Beck
• I just beat off woth disinfectant wipes. now my dick burns -- 1497 ❤
• "Sliding Down the Banister" by Dick Burns Hardy har har -- Beans
• Heh, Dick Burns... Dude was trolling. -- Ingri Fuente

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