Never be ashamed of having a crush on Drew Storen I'm a crusher
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Why People Have A Crush On Drew Storen
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Rated by - He is a wonderful person and baseball player. He's not up for playoff pitching. Sample size now proves this fact. -- Luke Russert
- Tyler Clippard goes 1-2-3 in the 8th. So Drew Storen will get to rewrite his October script in the 9th. -- Jayson Stark
- Fine line from "we can't trust Drew Storen in the post season" to "he is still our guy". One more hit changes everything. -- CJ Nitkowski
- He is not Mariano Rivera. But he's our best option in the 9th inning. He can still blow it tonight. Still best option on roster. -- Eric Bickel
- How huge was this game for Drew Storen? I hope his confidence is back to his pre '12 game 5 NLDS level. -- Haris Arshad
- Putting in Drew Storen as a closer in the postseason is scary. -- Nathan Lamberth
- Fuck off loser he is a wonderful person and baseball player. He's not up for playoff pitching. -- martin rioux
- He is NOT a post season closer. He was lucky today. -- Dennis O'Connell
- Happ hitting Headley could end up being the worst thing a Blue Jay does all season. Including all those Drew Storen outings. -- Mike
- Oh my lord he is going to give me a huge coronary. -- Jason Levine ☕
- GOD BLESS YOU DREW STOREN YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING -- Eric Reif
- He is muy attractive -- Nicoletta
- Like I said, he is a shut down pitcher in the playoffs. -- Matt Higgins
- If drew storen saves this,he is life -- Niko
- He is totally clutch -- Ben Jacobs
- How in the fuck is Doug Fister not worth a Drew Storen or Clippard -- Jeff
- Drew Storen may have a 1.12 ERA, but he is not a postseason pitcher..... always finds a way to blow it... -- Kevin Lum
- Drew storen is the "ncis: new orleans" of the nats -- Matt Negrin
- Drew storen is going to single handily eliminate the Nationals. -- Chase Richard
- He is the Washington of the rotation. -- Jeff Essex
- Drew Storen's wind up is so delayed I think he is Balking everytime. -- Tim Froning
- So do the Giants just see Drew Storen really, really well? -- The Brewer Nation
- Drew Storen, this is your time to close out a big game. Or go down in infamy as the guy who can't close out a game. -- Romelle Slaughter II
- He is trying to reach Byung Hyun Kim playoff status. -- Craig Craker
- Washington National closer he is no Mariano Rivera!!!! -- ROBINSON SANTANA
- Drew Storen sucks in postseason but is pretty solid during the regular season. Take him out -- Emma Klinger
- This situation is to big for Drew Storen. Let's go Giants -- Hawk Head Dave
- WTH is Drew Storen's problem. he can't get anyone out! Just gave up a double and w/ no outs has a man on 2nd and 3rd. 4-0, Nats -- Derrick Jordan *NWO*
- I can oficially say he is one of the worst postseason pitchers Ive ever seen... -- Jeff Sharnick
- Drew Storen might as well spoon feed the Giants, because his pitching is awful rn lol -- benjamin kim
- Hope he isn't having a Marc Andre-Fleury playoff meltdown. -- John Neal
- Why is Drew Storen still closing games for the NATS?!?!?!?!?!?! -- Bini 0 Chill Ephrem
- DREW STOREN IS SO BAD. TAKE HIM OUT OF THE GAME. -- Rob Deleeuw
- This whole combo of Drew Storen and not being able to finish playoff games is not comforting. -- Seong Kim
- I hate drew storen so much -- Matt
- Drew storen is completely trashcan -- Harold Lawz
- Drew Storen stinks. He is the ultimate Buzzkill. -- Patches!
- And folks this is the last we've seen of Drew Storen in a uniform. He might as well know it now. -- KCM Sports
- He is showing he would fit in well with the Tigers bullpen. -- Brian Calloway
- I'm sure he is a perfectly nice guy... -- Mike Valenzano
- BREAKING NEWS: he is not good in the playoffs -- Keenan Richardson
- Drew storen is gonna blow it like he did in 2012 -- joey s
- Drew Storen's confidence is low right now. -- SportsontheMarc
- Look, Drew Storen has Brad Lidgitis. So stop pretending like he doesn't. He's sick. If he had any other disease, we wouldn't be pretending -- Joe Trezza
- The Drew Storen the Nationals hate is back. He's given up 4 in a 9th inning to eliminate them before. -- Tike Narry
- Some pitchers are fine in the regular season but really suck in the playoffs. he is one of those pitchers. -- ibleedcsugreen
- Wtf is wrong with you in the playoffs drew storen -- Arveen Seyedzare
- Ok Now I'm curious. Why is drew storen even in San Francisco ?? seriously ??? -- Wisdom Martin
- Hey Nats? he isn't going to work out. -- Kendall Salter
- He is shook -- Brody Logan
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