Dustin Johnson

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He walks like a fag! -- Ebony
• Heard that Taylormade is coming out with a new driver called Potsee. It will be in Dustin Johnson's bag. (Pot See!) -- Ray Weast
• It's just dawned on me that there was no Snedeker, Dustin Johnson (suspended), Stricker or Duffner is this Missing big names. -- Griff
• He is prob the only one who would have made a difference. -- Capital EdgeNY
• Dustin Johnson's absence in is telling!! His escapades with the herb has cost his nation!!! -- Kabelo Bodibe
• I have no idea who he is -- Brian
• I legit might be as good of a putter as Dustin Johnson. He's not very good at it. He'd kill me in everything else, but he's putting blows. -- _
• I think the US needed Dustin Johnson on the squad so everyone could be "hyped up" before they played -- Andrew Brooks
• u think Dustin Johnson is watching at home banging lines off Pauline's ass thanking God he didn't make this trip -- J Boogey
• Interesting the PGA is still showing Dustin Johnson in their 2015 PGA Championship commercials. -- Adam Kirsch
• I've got a feeling he is going to come back better than ever and be a world beater. He will be huge in the Ryder Cup in 2016. -- Bryson Mayberry
• No Tiger, Dustin Johnson, or Dufner really hurt this year. -- Micah
• I bet he is turning to the white stuff if we win this again! -- Ashley Pheasant
• He is missing all his putts, 2ft 5ft 6ft 8ft 14ft ........ incredible -- Adam
• Web Simpson is a hack & can't putt. Keegan Bradley looks like he has been snapping up lines of cocaine with Dustin Johnson -- Bernie Lomax
• Dustin Johnson, coming off injury, is still 5-to-1 this week to win the Wells Fargo Championship which seems a little crazy. 5 to 1! -- Shane Bacon
• Looks like Capt Watson is hoping to win early and get momentum on US side for singles. Wonder if US missed Dustin Johnson. -- Colin MacKay
• Not having Dustin Johnson has been a factor. We continue to struggle on the par 5s because we can't reach them. Hoping he is back on for '16 -- Chandler Withington
• Rickie cant putt, Phil hasn't hit a fwy this wk, Webb is busy shanking, Billy Horshel, Brooks Koepka & Dustin Johnson aren't on the team.. -- Colin Benefiel
• USA's Ryder Cup team really misses Dufner and Dustin Johnson. Talented guys who are steady and cool. A healthy Tiger wouldn't hurt either. -- Tanner Bain
• I'm really not sure what he is doing -- Josh Gross
• What are the odds that he is yakked out of his mind watching the Ryder Cup right now? 100%? -- mark mullin
• Really looking forward to seeing what tiger and dustin johnson do for the Ryder cup team this year -- Hayden
• It's a real *sniff* shame he is missing *sniff* -- Cpt Neville Cazalet
• Dustin Johnson knocking up Paulina Gretszky is pretty amazing. Never ending crack baby and Happy Gilmore jokes flying around today. -- Brendan Reed
• Dustin Johnson getting Paulina Gretzky pregnant is simply amazing -- Nick Fink
• I seriously don't know how Dustin Johnson puts his pants on in the morning -- Scott Springer
• Do you really think that the US has a chance in the Ryder Cup without Dustin Johnson? -- aric reaves
• I'm kinda sad im not around Dustin Johnson tonight so I could hear his coke induced rant about how excited he is to be a dad -- Blair Gordon
• Is Dustin Johnson going to be this generation john daly? -- King Carter
• Gretzkys daughter is pregnant...dustin johnson as a dad....wow -- Chris Hopkins
• My brother told me I look like Dustin Johnson with my beard. I need to find Paulina and my nose candy. -- Scott Christian
• Michael Jordan, Keegan Bradley, and Dustin Johnson just drove right by me on the golf course.... -- Tyler Charles
• He is ranked inside the top 5 for each of his first 5 years on the PGA Tour, became one of the longest drivers on the tour.... -- Procella Umbrella
• The definition of winging it: showing up to my persuasive speech with no preparation, and rambling about Dustin Johnson and Tiger Woods -- Rich Puentes
• Dustin Johnson's got it made -- Darren Thomas Fegley
• I'm getting sick of people telling me that I look like Dustin Johnson, but I would date his girl though -- Джозеф удар
• Playing PGA for the first time in the house, couldn't pass up choosing Dustin Johnson as my dude -- Austin Nichols
• Dustin Johnson at 18s to win at Pebble is hilarious. Books just bending DJ backers over the fax machine -- Steve Auger
• The last time a line got this dominated, Dustin Johnson was suspended from the PGA. -- Brian Bolek
• Dustin Johnson shoots 65 to take Colonial lead -- Robert Zavala
• Dustin Johnson -- will1973
• PGA Tour says Dustin Johnson has not been suspended - USA TODAY -- Koher Center
• Today I was so far in front of the rest of my group, I was Dustin Johnson, without the $millions, blondes, and other bad habits. -- NorthVanMike
• So Dustin Johnson graduated from Coastal Carolina..that's pretty cool -- Jake Rountree
• He is my spirit animal -- Mike Speach
• Paulina Gretzky became engaged to Dustin Johnson in August 2013. The oilers regular season record since then is 29-48-10 -- Oilers Facts
• Dustin Johnson must be thrilled that Donald Trump is now golf's leading exponent of dumb ways to lose tournaments. -- Eamon Lynch
• Seems, Dustin Johnson has had some expensive lessons. I like how he has stayed quiet . O think he will come back very strong -- Moe Hays
• Nov Over/Under on golf articles about Dustin Johnson lawsuit by folks who get paid to regurge same topic is set at 9 jillion 1 hundred & six -- Tim Ryan

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